A/N: StarFig wrote this Fic, I suggest you read part one first if you haven't already… This one's pretty strange, like the first one… PS When I refer to who is talking, I am talking about who's body is talking… not who's brain (Except Harry.. well you get the picture) Enjoy& PLEEEZE R/R
The Brain Triangle: Part Two!!
What happened in Part one: Herm and Ron are kidnapped by Buckbeak, who was out for revenge and transplants their brains!! So now Herm's brain belongs to a chicken, Ron got the chicken brain, and Herm has Ron's brain. Harry just burst in, but little did he know…
Harry: Herm! Ron! You are Alive!!! But – who kidnapped you?
The Chicken who has Herm's brain: Buckbeak did!! So Watch out, Harry. You're walking into a trap!
Harry: Uh, Chicken? Why do you sound like Herm? (Turns to Herm's body with Ron's brain)
Herm with Ron's brain: I'm not herm! Herm's over there! (Points to the chicken)
Harry: Herm! This is no time to insult herm… Uh wait a minute. (Turns to Ron w/ chicken brain) What's happened, Ron?
Ron: Ba Cock??
Harry: Yes, I know buckbeak kidnapped you! Now help me get outta here!!!
Chicken: Geez, Harry, how stupid can you get? Don't you see that-
Harry: Okay, now I'm being insulted by a chicken! I always knew this scar would have side affects, but this is going too far!
Herm: Harry, I hate to say this, but the chicken – I mean Herm- is right. You are acting pretty stupid!
Harry: Herm! You of all people insulting your friend! And stop talking in that stupid voice-It sounds like Ron. By the way, Ron, You haven't said much, what's with you?
Ron: BACOCK!!! (Begins to peck Harry's shoelaces)
Harry: RON! STOP IT! MAYBE I DON'T KNOW CUSTOMS IN THE WIZARDING WORLD YET BUT STOP PECKING MY SHOE!!!!
Chicken: Harry. Sit down. Take deep breaths In and out… In and Out…
Harry: ARG! You were right, this is a trap! You aren't a chicken-or Herm-or whatever you are at all! You must be… Uh OH!
Herm: What, Harry? What's wrong? Herm's right, take deep breaths. You are hyperventilating! You-
Harry: YOU GUYS ARE VOLDEMORT!!! ONLY HE COULD THINK THIS UP WITH THE SICK MIND OF HIS… AHHHHH!!!!!! (Grabs an Ax and comes after the chicken with Herm's brain)
Chicken: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Herm: (Grabs the ax) NO! If you kill the chicken, Herm will never get put back together, and then I won't get my body back, and the chicken, I don't want my body to have a chicken brain! You'll destroy the Brain triangle if you destroy the chicken…
Harry: Oh, I get it! Sorry Herm, uh Ron, no wait…
Chicken: Just call us by our bodies until we get put back to normal…
Herm: WOW! Harry, you are SOOOO lucky- you get to call herm a chicken! DUDE!
Chicken: Shut up.
Buckbeak: So, we have a visitor, do we now? Oh! It's Harry! The one who saved me! How sweet! But, he's a friend of Hagrid's, too; so, let's see if we can make a brain square!
Herm, the Chicken and Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Herm: Oh Great…
Harry: You Again?
Chicken: Oh, HI GILDEROY!!! I'm so sorry you quit Hogwarts!!
Lockhart: Oh, Great, a chicken is swooning over me. I know just the thing (Raises his wand)
TO BE CONTINUED………………
A/N: Have I confused you yet?? I'm confused writing this! Look for part 3 soon, but meanwhile, R/R!