A/N: Sorry it took so long to get Part three done… I got caught up with a different series… (Read it, By the way, it's called The REAL Dark Lord series.) I'll stop advertising my other fics, so anyway, enjoy! Please R/R!
Lockhart: I know just the spell… (Raises his wand) Andesado Bundoria!
Harry: Lockhart! No! What did you do?
Lockhart: Oh, it's a simple brain-removing spell, I assure you, the chicken will swoon no more!
Herm (w/ Ron's brain): WHAT???? YOU TOOK OUT HERM"S BRAIN? HOW WILL I GET MY BODY BACK???
Lockhart: Oh dear, Ms. Granger… are you all right?
Harry: Shut up Lockhart, and let me think!
Buckbeak: Did you say think? Nobody but ME should be thinking around here…
Herm: Oh, Great—
Lockhart: Why Hello, bird, thing! Would you be interested in one of my books? Being a scientist like yourself, I think you would be interested in…
Harry, Herm, and Buckbeak: SHUT UP, LOCKHART!!!
Ron with the chicken brain: BA-COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lockhart: Well, aren't we rude now! Ronald, please, this is no time to be making barnyard sounds…
Buckbeak: Now then—(sees Herm's brain lying by a dead chicken) WHO BROKE MY TRIANGLE??? Well, then, let's dispose of the chicken, and I can take that brain… now who should I give it to? Lockhart? Harry? Hmmm… Decisions, Decisions…. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Now what are you laughing about?
Bucky: Oh, nothing… I'll be right back… (Exits, smiling slyly)
Harry: Now's our chance! Herm- Er, Ron.. How did this machine work? (Beckons to the brain sucker)
Herm with Ron's brain: MWAHAHAHAHA! Go inside little Harry, and I shall show you…
Harry: Uh, Okay… (Steps in one Plexiglas cage)
Herm: (Steps in the other cage and pushes the start button) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
KABOOM!
Herm (who now has Harry's brain): AAAAAAAAAAH! Ron! What did you do?? I'm A GIRL!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! TURN ME BACK!!
Harry (who now has Ron's brain): MWAHAHAHAHA!!! NEVER! Now that I have YOUR body, I can be FAMOUS!!! And, now I can have ALLL YOUR MONEY!!!!!!
Herm: RON! I mean, HARRY! No wait, I'm Harry… No, I'm herm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay. Ron's brain and my old body… HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (Who now has Ron's brain): Never! (Runs away, laughing)
Lockhart: Well, look on the bright side, now you're at the top of your classes…
Harry: BUT I'm A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Shoves Lockhart into the machine and hits start)
Lockhart (Who now has Harry's brain): There, at least I'm not a girl.
Herm (w/ Lockhart's brain): WHAT! HARRY! Uh, Lockhart? No, I'm Lockhart… No, I'm Herm… ARGH!!! I GIVE UP!!! (Runs away, screaming)
Lockhart w/ Harry's brain: Well, at least HE is the Girl… and I can plan my escape by myself. Now, If only I had a faithful steed…
(From a closet): Harry! Are you there??
Lockhart w/ Harry's brain: What? Who's there? It sounds like Sirius… Is that you Sirius? (Opens closet door) A GOAT????? WHAT"S A GOAT DOING HERE???
Goat: Harry, It's not ANY old Goat... It's a goat with Sirius Black's brain… You are Harry… Right?
Lockhart (With Harry's brain): Yeah I just got a new body and have no way to get my old one back—
Goat: Well, at least you are a HUMAN… I can't get my body back either… Bucky threw it in the dumpster, and the trash truck took it away…
Lockhart: Well, we might as well get out of here… too bad Herm's brain has no body…
Goat: Too bad. Let's go... (And they ride away into the sunset…)
A/N: That's the end… It is a bit strange and Morbid, so if you didn't like it… Here's another Happy Pappy ending:
Right after Ron's brain Gets Harry's body, Dumbledore bursts in and switches all of their brains back and since the chicken body was gone, gave Bucky the chicken brain, and threw out Bucky's brain. The end.
Isn't that nice? I have a feeling that some of you may like the first ending better now. (I TOLD you this story was weird… What'd you expect?) Anyway, unlike this one, my other stories are NOT stupid, and Have decent endings… So please read & Review, anyway. : )