What Would Happen If Cloverway Dubbed Ranma 1/2?
A list by a (sugar high, novicane influenced) Chaosdragon
What would happen if Cloverway got the rights to dub Ranma 1/2 instead of Viz? Here's a list of all the odd changes they'd preform. It's probably non-funny, but hey, I wrote it right after getting four of my teeth pulled. Anyway, check it out. Please forgive some problems, I'm too poor to buy box sets, so I'll be inserting some manga stuff in, too.
************You are now entering the Twilight Otaku Zone...********************************
-What?! Transformation?! No, they're quickly replaced by their cousins when doused in hot or cold water, that's all.
-Attack names such as the "Heavenly Dragon Ascension Wave" (Hiru Shoten Ha) would be kept, but the arrangement of the words would be changed every three episodes for the sole puropse of confusing the audience.
-Sometimes attack names would be changed every _three minutes_.
-All characters, including the men, would talk like valley girls. (Kuno: "Like! Totally! The Pig-Tailed Girl is soooo freakin'!")(Good god... that's so... GAY!)
-No nudity, of course. FUNmation would be called in to airbrush clothing on our heroes.
-Episodes would be aired out of order, for the sole purpose of confusing the regular audience and pissing off hardcore otaku.
-Ryoga would be "directionally challenged"
-P-Chan would be granted speech for the purpose of stating the obvious. However, his voice would actually *SOUND GOOD*!
-Ukyo's voice would be reduced to a gravelly deadpan.
-Akane's voice would repeatedly be spiked with sounds that could only be described as yodels.
-Ranma, when coming to the resuce of another character, would inexpilicably lower his voice so it sounded ten times cheesier that any of Tuxedo Kamen's speeches.
-Kasumi's name would be changed to Michelle.
-Nabiki's name would be changed to Amara.
-Kodachi's voice would be changed so that it is higher and squeakier.
-Instead of consuming alcohol and becoming drunk, Happosai (and all other characters who drink) would instead get "hyper" off of "too much juice."
-Happosai would be changed from a pantyphile to a kind old man who helps the poor.
-Genma's signs would be filled with a ton of translation errors.
********URGH! GET A BARF BAG! THAT SUCKED!*************************************************
Whatever. Please R/R this piece of trash (took me 10 minutes to write) and feel free to add to the list if you like. The more you R/R, the more I'll take into consideration your threats that if I write again you'll break my legs! Bye!
A list by a (sugar high, novicane influenced) Chaosdragon
What would happen if Cloverway got the rights to dub Ranma 1/2 instead of Viz? Here's a list of all the odd changes they'd preform. It's probably non-funny, but hey, I wrote it right after getting four of my teeth pulled. Anyway, check it out. Please forgive some problems, I'm too poor to buy box sets, so I'll be inserting some manga stuff in, too.
************You are now entering the Twilight Otaku Zone...********************************
-What?! Transformation?! No, they're quickly replaced by their cousins when doused in hot or cold water, that's all.
-Attack names such as the "Heavenly Dragon Ascension Wave" (Hiru Shoten Ha) would be kept, but the arrangement of the words would be changed every three episodes for the sole puropse of confusing the audience.
-Sometimes attack names would be changed every _three minutes_.
-All characters, including the men, would talk like valley girls. (Kuno: "Like! Totally! The Pig-Tailed Girl is soooo freakin'!")(Good god... that's so... GAY!)
-No nudity, of course. FUNmation would be called in to airbrush clothing on our heroes.
-Episodes would be aired out of order, for the sole purpose of confusing the regular audience and pissing off hardcore otaku.
-Ryoga would be "directionally challenged"
-P-Chan would be granted speech for the purpose of stating the obvious. However, his voice would actually *SOUND GOOD*!
-Ukyo's voice would be reduced to a gravelly deadpan.
-Akane's voice would repeatedly be spiked with sounds that could only be described as yodels.
-Ranma, when coming to the resuce of another character, would inexpilicably lower his voice so it sounded ten times cheesier that any of Tuxedo Kamen's speeches.
-Kasumi's name would be changed to Michelle.
-Nabiki's name would be changed to Amara.
-Kodachi's voice would be changed so that it is higher and squeakier.
-Instead of consuming alcohol and becoming drunk, Happosai (and all other characters who drink) would instead get "hyper" off of "too much juice."
-Happosai would be changed from a pantyphile to a kind old man who helps the poor.
-Genma's signs would be filled with a ton of translation errors.
********URGH! GET A BARF BAG! THAT SUCKED!*************************************************
Whatever. Please R/R this piece of trash (took me 10 minutes to write) and feel free to add to the list if you like. The more you R/R, the more I'll take into consideration your threats that if I write again you'll break my legs! Bye!