Kitty Chaos
by Halloween~Girl

You know the rules, Palermo belongs to me!
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I had no idea where I was......well, I knew I was in a life and I knew it was goin up, but thats about all. The human in the lift hadn't seen me at all, so I kept quiet, he smelt BAD!
Eventualy the lift stoped and he went outside. When the doors opened the icey air hit me, it was like being kicked by a snowman. So cold. And there was snow everywhere! I took a couple of cautiouse steps out of the lift, good job I left it too, it started to go down again. I started to pick my way through the snow, it was kinda hard, the stuff was freezing and it hurt my paws. I could smell humans everwhere, this place sure was busy. I soon discovered that if I was quiet, the humans didn't notice me. Sure they spotted the paw-prints I left and the usualy said something like "Who's footprints are these?!" but it was kinda funny watching them trying to track me down. I soon scarpered when I heard gun fire, ducked into the first hole I saw, a nice warm air vent. I sawntered of down the air vent, keeping my tail high and listening to the click-clack sounds my claws made on the metal. After witnessing one human male takeing a dump I desided not to look through anymore of the gratings.
A few minutes later my luck ranout on me. As I walked over a grate it gave way, I scrabbled hopelessly at the smooth metal, hopeing for a clawhold, but there were none and I fell into the room below. I didn't even land on my feet, how embaresing! I actualy landed on a human, a male human........a naked male human Ewwwwwwwwww! Makes me glad I'm not a Tom. I guess the human male was napping, when I woke up he started screaming and tried to stand. I paniced and dug my claws in. The male had managed to get into a semi-upright position and was hobbling around screaming "GETITOFFME!GETITOFMEEEEEE!"
Just as things were starting to get scary, a human female and a gimp burst through the door. The female took one look at the naked guy and ran from the room screaming, can blame her, thats what I wanted to do. The gimp just burst out laughing and started to call out to some other humans in the room behind him. Eventualty the doorway got a little crouded and the human I was clinging to got a little cranky. Actualy he got really crankey, he grabbed a couple of guns and started shooting at everyone. I was just soooo relieved when I was rescued by one of the other human males, enen if it was the stinky one from the lift.

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To be continued...........