Now ....I Present too all "Weird Al" fans
Now ....I present too all Generation X fans
The sign that I have Finally Cracked or...
Generation X Versus "Weird Al" Yankovic
It was a dark and stormy night at the Xavier School
for Gifted Youngsters. The Members of Gen X were all sitting in the rec
room when there was a knock at the door.
"Hark!" Said Monet St. Croix,sitting up. "There
was a knock at the door." She said,saying what the narrarator had already
said.
"Yep." Said Jubilation Lee,not riseing.
"Who could be out in this frightful storm?" Emma
asked.
Sean shruggedd his shoulders and mumbled 'I dunno'
in a Homer Simpson type way.
"Well," Monet said "Seeing as two out of the
nine of us are the only ones who arn't lapsing to the Jurassic period.
I guess it falls upon me to extened the cheerful haspitality." She said
in a sweet, sarcastic voice as she glided to the door.
When she opened the door, she saw a man in a Hawaiian
shirt and glasses. She had bushy hair,a mustash and an accordian.
"Um. Can I help you?" Monet asked the stranger.
"Do you have any SPAM?" He asked the young woman.
"I believe we've already supported are local PBS
drive,Thank you." M said as she began to close the door.
"No,no. SPAM!"
"I'm sorry, Bill Gates does not live here,sorry."
Skin shouted from the rec room.(I thought you'd like that one Keldra.)
"Won't you come in Misur?" M offered. The man
said yes and walked into the rec room.
"Monet St. Croix!" Said Emma. "What have we told
you about bringing sopping wet,spam craving men with accordians into this
house,young lady?"
"I'm sorry,Ms. Frost. But the storm..."
{What's the guy's name?}Jonothon Starsmore asked.
"The names Al, bandage boy." He said to Jono,shaking
his hand,violently. "Al Yankovic. My friends call me "Weird Al"." Al said.
"Uh...huhhh..." Skin said,worried. "Ev? Be afraid."
"Be very afraid." Everett said.
"Now," Said Al,after making everyones acuaintance.
"about my spam?"
"Uhh.. Sorry we don't have any spam." Paige said.
"So....,Al," White Queen asked "What do you do
for a living?"
"Well, Ive been makeing parody songs and music
videos for 15 years. What about you?"
Sean and Emma looked at eachother."Well--.."
"Don't tell me!" Al said,jumping up. "You guys
are all mutants and this is your training school. You(Pointing to Paige)have
the ability to shead into a new form and your name is Husk, you(Pointing
to Synch) Are called Synch because you have this cool aura that can copy
mutant powers if you're near them, You (pointing to Jubilee) can make fireworks
out of thin air. You (Pointing to Jono) have a psionic chamber/bio-blast
that blew up and left you emotionaly and physicaly scarred for life, you(pointing
to Emma) are a telepath,you(pointing to Sean) are nickednamed Banshee 'cause
you fly and have a sonic scream. You(pointing to M) can fly,super strong,
latent psionic powers, cat-vision and are invulnerable. You(pointing to
Skin) Have 6 feet of extra..." Al inhales,noisely. "skin."
"Uhh.."
"Um...uhhh...."
"Well..."
"Nifty!" said Al.
"Uh..Yeah..." Skin agrees,a puzzled look on his
face.
"Hey!" Al exclamed "Haw about I impress you all
with my accordian playing? You wanna join me,Jonny,boy? You play the guitar,don'cha?"
Husk looks at Jubilee "How the hell does he know
this stuff?" She whispers.
"I wish I knew, Hayseed." Jubilee whispers back.
LATER (after 3 hours of accordian and bad Madonna
impressions)
"Kill me, please kill me!" Skin pleads to Husk,Jubilee
and M,who have found sancuary in the kitchen.
"Easy,Skin..." Paige pats him on the head.
"You don't understand,Country mouse, That guy
is Loco..." Skin begins to sob and he rolls into a fetal position. "I just
can't take it anymore."
"It's all because of this storm." Monet said,looking
out the window. "He'll leave when it's over."
"He will?" Skin sobed,looking up at Monet.
"That gives me an idea,princess!" Jubilee squealed,
snapping her fingers. She ran to the phone.
TEN MINUTES LATER.
{Hey, I think the storm stopped!} Jono said.
Everyone looks out the window. The storm had indeed
stopped and the sun was shining,brightly.
Everyone cheered.
"I guess this means you'll be leaving then, Mr.
Yankovic?" Jubilee asked, trying not to smile with relief.
"Yeah, I gotta make it to the Fantastic Four's
house by tommorrow. See ya!"
{Who'd yer call,luv?} Chamber asked Jubilee.
"Storm.When I was with the X-Men, if it was raining,Storm
could make it suny."
Suddenly,it clicked and Chamber nodded.
As soon as Al is out of sight,the members of GenX
loudly celebrate his departure. After 10 minutes of shouting, the teens
returned inside. Jubilee stayed on the steps, thinking that after an ordeal
like that, one can really apreciate ones sanity.
Jubilee was just about to go inside when she saw
a figure walking up the road.
"Hello" Jubilee,said to the man. "What's your
name?"
The man spoke in a very gruff, muttered English
accent. He said three words, three words that Jubilee had too strain to
hear.
Three words taht would breing unspoaken, unimaginable
horrors.
"Bean. Mister Bean...."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!..........ha.......