Chapter Two
"BALLOONS??" Heero said in surprised as the waiter, followed by a few more walked over with what seemed to be hundreds of red and white balloons. Trowa spitted out his water on the table and coughed up a storm. Duo covered his head with his arms and warned them not to even think about it! Quatre who hadn't done anything (and had never been to Fridays) looked puzzled as the waiters tied the balloons on each strand of his bangs. Wufei who was laughing at the four, did not notice the ten balloons tied to his pony tail, which was standing straight up.
"DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE HAIR... get back!" Trowa screamed. The five girls couldn't stop but burst out in to uncontrolable laughter. Once all the balloons, were either popped by the five, or in their hair, that waiters walked off laughing like crazy as well. Duo pulled his hat down tighter, which had started to float. He muttered a few words that can't be said in a PG rated fic. Then the most unthinkable thing happened. Trowa untied the balloon string to a white balloon. He untied the knot in the balloon and breathed in some hellium.
"Hey Catherine how ya doing tonight?" Trowa asked in a tiny voice. Quatre sighed and put his head on the table, as the other three followed Trowa.
"Hey Relena, I'm gonna kill your bother! hahahahahahaha!" Heero said (also with a higher tone than normal) to Relena with a girn that went across his face. Relena stared at Heero who continued to laugh like a squirrel.
"I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie! That's me in nut shell!" Duo, again with a high pitched voice, said to Hilde. She knew the plan was heading back for her!
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei screamed in a VERY high pitched voice. The three laughed at him is the same funny voices. Yes, even Trowa.
"Why me?" Quatre asked himself as he shook his head. The four hellium high guys started to quote Monty Pathon and the Holy Grail and yelled 'Ni' at each other. Duo jumped up on the table.
"I am the black knight! I am invincible!!!" he yelled. Duo put a water glass on his head, and picked up his knife and used it as a sword. He jumped off the table and ran for the little boy's room.
"Come back here you yellow bastard! I'll bite off your legs!" Heero said going after him. Trowa and Wufei put napkins on their head and started to chant, and they too followed Heero and Duo. Quatre lifted his head to see the five girls glaring at him.
"I swear I had nothing to do with it," Quatre told them just before he had gotten up to also go to the little boy's room.
-In little Boy's room-
The five huddled in the corner and discussed their palns, getting strange looks from a few people.
"That was great Trowa, remind me to excuss you from cooking for two months," Heero said in his normal voice.
"Okay, what are we going to do now?" Duo asked.
"Anyone have an idea?" Heero asked.
"I've got-" Trowa coughed, he still had his funny voice.
"I've got an idea, Duo can tell them a few annoying jokes like the one about the turtle and the snails. They hate that one," Trowa said in his regular speaking voice.
"Well thanks Trowa, how bout instead we just stare at them the whole time with out saying anything?" Duo replied. Trowa looked at him like he had just said. Duo turned away in fear.
"YOU GUYS!" Quatre yelled, scaring a few guys taking a wiz. Quatre glared at all of them, even Trowa.
"ALL I WANTED WAS FOR EVERYONE TO GET ALONG, AND NOT TRY TO GET BACK AT ONE ANOTHER... WHY WON'T YOU DO THAT?" Quatre said angeryliy. Trowa put his head along with Heero and Duo. Wufei paused staring at Quatre.
"You're not the boss me!" Wufei yelled. Quatre tightened his fist and went straight for the kill.
"OH MY GOD! I'M SOOO SORRY WUFEI! I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN T-" Quatre started to say, but couldn't finish for Wufei had jumped on him choking him. Quatre, not wanting to fight, had no choice but to pull Wufei's ponytail.
"AIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Wufei screamed jumping up and down. By this time all of the people in the bathroom had ran out, followed by Heero, Duo and Trowa as well.
"You cowards!" Wufei yelled at them. Quatre started to get away, but was pulled back by Wufei. Quatre kicked him in the head, and was punched in the shoulder by Wufei.
"Um.. where's Quatre and Wufei?" Dorothy asked. The three looked at each other.
"Who are they?" Duo asked. The girls stared at him.
"I have no clue.." Heero said to them.
"But I think Trowa does," Heero said. Trowa looked at him.
"Well.. um.. they are having some trouble in the bathroom... That didn't sound right," Trowa said.
"WHAT!! THAT'S JUST SICK!!" Dorothy yelled. She got up and walked over to the little boy's room and opened the door, and saw poor Quatre with a black eye.
"WUFEI!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!!" Dorothy screamed.
"He started it!" Wufei yelled back at her.
"YOU'RE LIEING! QUATRE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING! HOW COULD YOU BLAME IT ON INNOCENT QUATRE?!" Dorothy yelled again, she walk over to help Quatre up.
"Um, actually I was the one who-" Quatre answered, but was cut off by Heero, Duo, and Trowa coming in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOROTHY!" Duo yelled. Several men screamed from inside their stalls, and told her to get out and never come back.
"F--- you Duo! Now Quatre, what were you saying?" Dorothy asked him sweetly.
"Never mind," Quatre said.
-Out of little boy's room-
The five pilots sat down in their chairs and heard a *splat* when their bottoms hit the seats. The five girls giggled at first, as the five boys had questional looks on their faces. Heero was the first to see what was on his pants. He gasped and they girls grew louder with laughter. The rest looked at their pants too. They had mustard stains on their asses!
A/N: Thnks for reading! There is yet more to come..
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"BALLOONS??" Heero said in surprised as the waiter, followed by a few more walked over with what seemed to be hundreds of red and white balloons. Trowa spitted out his water on the table and coughed up a storm. Duo covered his head with his arms and warned them not to even think about it! Quatre who hadn't done anything (and had never been to Fridays) looked puzzled as the waiters tied the balloons on each strand of his bangs. Wufei who was laughing at the four, did not notice the ten balloons tied to his pony tail, which was standing straight up.
"DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE HAIR... get back!" Trowa screamed. The five girls couldn't stop but burst out in to uncontrolable laughter. Once all the balloons, were either popped by the five, or in their hair, that waiters walked off laughing like crazy as well. Duo pulled his hat down tighter, which had started to float. He muttered a few words that can't be said in a PG rated fic. Then the most unthinkable thing happened. Trowa untied the balloon string to a white balloon. He untied the knot in the balloon and breathed in some hellium.
"Hey Catherine how ya doing tonight?" Trowa asked in a tiny voice. Quatre sighed and put his head on the table, as the other three followed Trowa.
"Hey Relena, I'm gonna kill your bother! hahahahahahaha!" Heero said (also with a higher tone than normal) to Relena with a girn that went across his face. Relena stared at Heero who continued to laugh like a squirrel.
"I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie! That's me in nut shell!" Duo, again with a high pitched voice, said to Hilde. She knew the plan was heading back for her!
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei screamed in a VERY high pitched voice. The three laughed at him is the same funny voices. Yes, even Trowa.
"Why me?" Quatre asked himself as he shook his head. The four hellium high guys started to quote Monty Pathon and the Holy Grail and yelled 'Ni' at each other. Duo jumped up on the table.
"I am the black knight! I am invincible!!!" he yelled. Duo put a water glass on his head, and picked up his knife and used it as a sword. He jumped off the table and ran for the little boy's room.
"Come back here you yellow bastard! I'll bite off your legs!" Heero said going after him. Trowa and Wufei put napkins on their head and started to chant, and they too followed Heero and Duo. Quatre lifted his head to see the five girls glaring at him.
"I swear I had nothing to do with it," Quatre told them just before he had gotten up to also go to the little boy's room.
-In little Boy's room-
The five huddled in the corner and discussed their palns, getting strange looks from a few people.
"That was great Trowa, remind me to excuss you from cooking for two months," Heero said in his normal voice.
"Okay, what are we going to do now?" Duo asked.
"Anyone have an idea?" Heero asked.
"I've got-" Trowa coughed, he still had his funny voice.
"I've got an idea, Duo can tell them a few annoying jokes like the one about the turtle and the snails. They hate that one," Trowa said in his regular speaking voice.
"Well thanks Trowa, how bout instead we just stare at them the whole time with out saying anything?" Duo replied. Trowa looked at him like he had just said. Duo turned away in fear.
"YOU GUYS!" Quatre yelled, scaring a few guys taking a wiz. Quatre glared at all of them, even Trowa.
"ALL I WANTED WAS FOR EVERYONE TO GET ALONG, AND NOT TRY TO GET BACK AT ONE ANOTHER... WHY WON'T YOU DO THAT?" Quatre said angeryliy. Trowa put his head along with Heero and Duo. Wufei paused staring at Quatre.
"You're not the boss me!" Wufei yelled. Quatre tightened his fist and went straight for the kill.
"OH MY GOD! I'M SOOO SORRY WUFEI! I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN T-" Quatre started to say, but couldn't finish for Wufei had jumped on him choking him. Quatre, not wanting to fight, had no choice but to pull Wufei's ponytail.
"AIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Wufei screamed jumping up and down. By this time all of the people in the bathroom had ran out, followed by Heero, Duo and Trowa as well.
"You cowards!" Wufei yelled at them. Quatre started to get away, but was pulled back by Wufei. Quatre kicked him in the head, and was punched in the shoulder by Wufei.
"Um.. where's Quatre and Wufei?" Dorothy asked. The three looked at each other.
"Who are they?" Duo asked. The girls stared at him.
"I have no clue.." Heero said to them.
"But I think Trowa does," Heero said. Trowa looked at him.
"Well.. um.. they are having some trouble in the bathroom... That didn't sound right," Trowa said.
"WHAT!! THAT'S JUST SICK!!" Dorothy yelled. She got up and walked over to the little boy's room and opened the door, and saw poor Quatre with a black eye.
"WUFEI!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!!" Dorothy screamed.
"He started it!" Wufei yelled back at her.
"YOU'RE LIEING! QUATRE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING! HOW COULD YOU BLAME IT ON INNOCENT QUATRE?!" Dorothy yelled again, she walk over to help Quatre up.
"Um, actually I was the one who-" Quatre answered, but was cut off by Heero, Duo, and Trowa coming in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOROTHY!" Duo yelled. Several men screamed from inside their stalls, and told her to get out and never come back.
"F--- you Duo! Now Quatre, what were you saying?" Dorothy asked him sweetly.
"Never mind," Quatre said.
-Out of little boy's room-
The five pilots sat down in their chairs and heard a *splat* when their bottoms hit the seats. The five girls giggled at first, as the five boys had questional looks on their faces. Heero was the first to see what was on his pants. He gasped and they girls grew louder with laughter. The rest looked at their pants too. They had mustard stains on their asses!
A/N: Thnks for reading! There is yet more to come..
Review if there's an error.. hehe now I'll get thousands of reveiws!
odigjod oops..