Words pop up on a screen with clouds in the background*
THE SIMPS-- I mean, GUNDAM WING!!!!!*

Camera pans right, stops, then zooms into an open window 
of a school, into a class room. 
We see Duo writing on a blackboard:

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 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing *
 * Shinigami does not own Gundam Wing * 
 * WELL NEITHER DO THE GEMINI TWINS!! *
 **************************************


*End Disclaimer*

Annoying narrator voice: 

LAST TIME ON DRAGON BA *whack* ooh uuh...WUFEI GOES TO COURT!

"YO WU-MAN! HOW ABOUT SAYIN' IT TO US INSTEAD OF YOUR
 IMAGINARY FRIEND THERE?!?!" Duo shouted.

*pan to Wufei eating a donut...yes...a DONUT*

"NAWTAWKOO*gulp* uuh NATAKU IS NOT IMAGINARY! NATAKU 
 IS REAL AND SHE WILL BRING JUSTICE TO THOSE SPANDEX 
 SHORTS THAT THAT ONNA RUINED!" *wipes mouth on sleeve*

(Note: I'm sorry but I called Nataku a HE last time, sorwy!)

*pan to Heero who was sitting down at the table, on the
 table...donuts...wontons..lots of dim sum...noodles...tea...*

Quatre: "TEA??!??! TEA?!??!?! WHERE? WHERE'S THE TEA? 
 LEMME AT IT!!!!!!! TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!" 

*Quatre gets dragged out of the court with him screaming
 for tea*

[whispers]
Heero: "Good going man, now we've lost them..." 
 (Them=audience=you)

*pan to Wufei* 

[whispers back]
Wufei: "Well I was hungry! How was I to know that the 
 camera was rolling?"

*pan to me*
[conks Heero and Wufei on top of the head with it] 
(it=pan, PAN, GET IT? HAHAHAHAHA.....oh c'mon...LAUGH! PLZ?)

Me: "C'MON WE HAVE A LIVE SHOW GOING ON HERE! GET IT RIGHT!"

*pan ON Heero" (Ahahhahhaa.......C'MON LAUGH FOR ONCE!!!)

(Honourable mention to those who tell me what movie this next
 part of this story is from! It's my fav one of all time!
 But then I doubt that anyone else would remember this...)

"But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today! I wanna stay
 home and bake cookies with you!" 

*shakes head, ponders for a moment*

"Uum...oh yeah! RELENA!"

"Yes, Heero?"

"Omae wa korosu!!!!!!!!!!" 

"WHAT?!?!? THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!

"Ooh uuh...hmm..." *ponders again* "Oh yeah!"

"AND I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTS OFF YOU, RELENA!"

*pulls out a gun and shoots Relena*

Annoying narrator voice again:
"What will happen next? Stay tuned to find out in the
 next episode of Dragon B...*whack* Wufei Goes To Court!" 

Me: NOW GET QUATRE BACK IN HERE!!!!

Quatre gets dragged back in. "TEA!! TEA!!! PLEEEASE!!"
*starts sobbing*

*pan to me*
*conk!* MUAHAHAHHAA.....okay that's enough of THAT lame joke! 

 

 ~ ~ ~ ~

*squirt*
 

A steady stream of water hit Relena in the face. It lasted 
for three seconds before the gun ran out of water. Then she
started screaming.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 AHHH! This dress cost me a Gun-damn fortune! You bastard!"

Oh I kill myself, haha =P

clickclickclickclickclickclick 
The recorder typed away at her keyboard.

"Omae o korosu." Heero gave Relena a DeathGlare™ and then 
sat down very calmly in his seat. 
(That still makes a very good gift ^.^)

clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

"THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!" Screamed a certain blond before 
running out of the room.

clickclickclickclick

The high-and-mighty ambassador stood there in shock, 
dripping wet. A moment later she started cackling her head 
off. (Guess Heero's insane laugh rubbed off on her!)

"Mwahahahhaahahahaaahahaahaa!! Bwahahahhaaahaa!!!" 
She suddenly stopped when she realized every pair of eyes in
the room was on her. 

"Um... I"m leaving, and I demand an escort! HEEEEEERRRRRR-
OOOOOOOO!!!"

clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

After everybody got their hearing back, nobody paid her any heed. 
But just then...

"..." Someone at the back of the court room stood up, 
walked over, and offered her his arm.

Heero Glared™ some more.

Duo piped up. (dum dum dum drumroll please!) 
"Trowa!! You traitor! You're supposed to be on our -- uh, 
I mean, Wufei -- yeah, that's it, WUFEI's side!!"

"THIS IS INJUSTICE! WE HAVE A TRAITOR AMONG OUR MIDSTS! 
NATAKU WOULD NOT APPROVE!!" (and we all know who said THAT)

"..." (we all know who said that too!)

Duo called a much needed recess.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SHORTS?!?!!" Heero shouted.

"Oh chill out, will ya man? We'll get to your shorts after
 everyone will remain calm...man I'm hungry, yo Wu-man,
 can I..."

"No."

"But I..."

"No."

"But I..."

"Shut up, no"

"B-b-b-b-bu-bu-but Wufeeeeeeeiii........"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And with that Wufei tackled Duo to the ground and tried to
claw him to bits with his nails while the security guards
who were getting REALLY tired of this pulled them apart. 




* C o u r t R e c e s s *
 

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What'll happen after the court recess? Will Relena come 
back with *dry* clothing? Is Trowa really a traitor? 
Will Quatre go crazy.....again? lol
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Lavender_mists: I seriously have no idea how I can always 
 manage to make these fics so long and yet 
 they have nothing in them! The next part's
 in the making! Sorry for this crappy part 2!
 Haha...well...Jeanette will have more say on
 what will go on in the next part.