Lavender Mists: Hey hey someone figured out my movie! Congrats, 
The Romulus for being the second most intelligent person I know, (First 
being myself, hahaha, I'm too funny....)
SPACE JAM! SPACE JAM!! Oh yeah...my FAV movie of all time (Yes, I'm in 
high school and it's my favourite movie even if my Kobe B. and my Austin 
C. aren't in it haha, oh well Muggsy was!)
BTW. Lakers are gonna win the title again! (At least I wish for it, LOL)


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*Annoying Narrator's voice* Last time, on Gundam Wi-- I mean, Wufei 
Goes to Court, Chapter Two... Heero, after discovering the disappearance 
of his beloved spandex shorts, decided to go to court and sue Relena. 
While our "honorable judge", Duo Maxwell gets in a catfight with hottie -- 
um, scratch that-- Mister Chang Wu Fei, (*Narator cracks up* ahahah.... 
five fly.... MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA) Heero ended up shooting her with a 
water gun. What'll happen next? Will Quatre satisfy his never ending 
craving for tea? Find out, on Gunda-- er, Wufei Goes Goes to Court, 
Chapter three.

*the OTHER annoying narrator* The year is AW015. As our heros Garrod and 
Ti- *whack* *whispering: Wrong Gundam series!* *shuffle for the correct 
script* Ah, here we go. The year is AC -- eh that doesn't matter. Here's 
the jist of it: Heero lost spandex shorts. Suing Relena. End summary. 
READ!! Oh, and by the way, the Gemini Twins own SKGW and KSGX merchandise 
only! If they owned'em you can bet Relena would've been MUCH prettier! 
Now, on with the show! *circus music* *authoress has her life threatened 
by Trowa* *authoress turns off circus music*

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"So, 'Ero, ol' buddy, care to tell us what happened?" His honor 
(heh heh heh) Duo Maxwell sat on the high seat, looking intensely into 
a mirror and braiding his hair behind his neck, occasionally sticking a 
bobby pin in place. (So THOSE are his so called lock pics... )

"Hn. Hnnnnnnn..."

"I see... continue."

Everybody from the audience sweatdropped.

Wu Fei couldn't stand it any more. "This is ludicrous! How can that 
baka even understand that other baka's incoherent grunts? This is 
injustice I tell you, INJUSTICE!!!"

"Wu-man. Must I remind you that Heero and I had been living under the 
same roof while we were at school together? Let's just say Shinigami 
and the perfect soldier got to know each other very well."
With that, our perhaps not so honorable judge winked.

Now it was Heero's turn to sweatdrop.

"Oh, 'Eero, it's nothing to be ashamed of! Compared to what Hilde and 
I ... heh heh...."

*Authoress: Um.. Maybe I should attempt to steer clear of these... 
unclean jokes....*

Heero stood up from his seat beside Wu Fei, the self proclaimed Bringer of 
Justice and made his way to the witness stand beside Duo. (but not before 
Duo slapped his cute lil rear! : P) He gave the judge another DeathGlare™, 
(My, that still makes a great gift doesn't it?) sat down, and promptly 
began to tell his story again, this time in English, and not his hn-code.

"She stole my shorts."

Silence in the court literally as everyone waited for him to continue. 

He didn't.

"...Oooohhh kaaay then. Heero, you gotta give the jury just a TAD bit 
more information to work on...."

"Hn. I woke up one morning and they were gone."

Dorothy, who was Relena's representative, interupted. "Excuse me, 
Mr... "Yuy", if you weren't wearing them, just what were you sleeping in? 
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me correct myself. Was Relena in your bed that morning?"

"Omae o korosu. I was... in a pair of jeans."

"YOU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!" The accused Relena Dorlian/Peacecraft stood in 
the doorway, followed by Trowa, who was "escorting" Quatre back into the room. 
Quatre had on a pair of handcuffs and was looking *very* forlorn. His eyes 
welt up with tears as he gave Trowa a "sparkly eyes" look but even at that 
Trowa refused to take the handcuffs off for fear of having another tea-crazed 
Quatre in the room. (Poor, poor Quatre-sweetie...)

"You didn't sleep in a pair of jeans! Your honor, THIS is what he slept 
in that night!"  She flashed everyone the famous Duo smirk (Ah!! She stole 
his smirk!!) and held up a polaroid picture of Heero in... 

*dum dum dum... drum roll please!*

...his preventer uniform. This is what everyone in the room looked like--> O.O 
*blink blink*

When Relena didn't get the response she had been hoping for, she looked 
at the photograph in her hand. 

"Oops... wrong one... here it is!" And she held up another picture of 
Heero, this time wearing fluffy pink pyjamas with bunnies all over them.

The audience in the court room blinked in unison. 

"Uh, woman? How come you didn't present this evidence before the 
court preceeding?"

"I just had them developed, of course! Just what are you trying to prove, 
Wu Fei?" She gave him the evil eye as she reached up and handed the photo
to Duo.

"Oh, nothing important, just the fact that that is a poloroid picture that 
even the primitive technology of centuries ago was able to develop a 
photograph in mere seconds, whilest you stretched that timeslot to several 
weeks--"

"Wu-man shut up! What ever Heero was smoking, he's gotta give me some!!" 
Duo reached an arm behind his head and in the next second the photo was 
gone.

Wu Fei was beginning to become quite outraged at this point. "I will not 
stand by while my client is being harassed by some irrelevant forged photo!"

"What photo?"  Duo looked guiltily innocent. (huh?) "Shall we proceed? 
Ah yes... where were we... Relena, do you plead innocent or guilty?"

"Plead? My client IS innocent of this accusation, she has nothing to fear! 
Unlike you cowards who are too cowardly to fight in such a meaningful and 
beautiful war!" Dorothy looked quite pleased with herself for making 
that speech, and flicked a loose strand of hair behind her ear with her finger. 

"War..? Trowaaaa why is she talking about war? Will tea make it better?" 
(showing you the Trowa again!)

"THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!! Nataku would not approve!" For the millionth time 
that day, Wu Fei lunged at Duo and tried to slash him to non-existence with 
his kanata which he pulled out of who knows where.

Then as suddenly as it had appeared, it disappeared (again to who knows where)
and left a *mad* Wu Fei. So he decided to wring Duo's scrawny little
neck instead. 

"Some *gag* body *gag* help me *gag*!" Poor Duo choked out the words as
Wu Fei took no mercy on him. Suddenly Wu Fei noticed that things were... falling 
out of Duo's braid. There were several combs, colognes, a bottle of perfume
(presumably Hilde's!), scissors, Rashid's goggles, Trowa's hairspray... then came 
photos of Heero cuddling a teddy bear much like the one he gave to Relena, Wu Fei
sucking on his thumb and sleeping in blue duck pjs and hugging a purple bunny-
wabbit, Quatre and Trowa in a *very* compromising position, all the pilots minus 
himself in women's swimsuits, free fast food coupons, and a miniature scythe from 
his SD Deathscythe H-Custom... 

***TBC***

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lavender_mists : This one, Jeanette wrote actually all of it hhaha. You see 
the difference in the humour. Well actually....the difference is in the 
spelling...the american needs her spelling......

Jeanette: LM! You didn't capitalize the A in American! *mad* 
...Anyway, that's it for today, folks! Hope that wasn't too long... 
since everyone was complaining about the segments being too long! Hehehe... 
keep coming back for more chapters! This is Jeanette Lockhart, out. : )