Commentated upon by Top, the dog from Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island, and BottomBlue, a baboon with a cold butt!
Preston Moore: THEY BOTH STINK! THEY COULD POWER A COLONY OF SKUNKS FOR THREE YEARS WITH THEIR AMOUNT OF STINKINESS!! But, I vote for Ronin Warriors because with their armors they could withstand the Sailor Scouts' energy blast thingies and then strike back with their swords and bows, (my favorite) morning stars and the red guy's big pointy stick thing. My biggest hopes for this loser battle is for them all to somehow destroy each other both.
Jake Walker: They both censored! The Ronins would kick the Sailor Scout's censored with their Inferno Armor!
Matt Ross: I think that the Ronin Warriors would win
because of the weapons they carry. Their extremely long swords defend attacks
from far away. While the Sailor Scouts being as girly as they are in the middle
of the fight they might say " I broke a nail" and ask to pause the fight so
they can put on a fake one. Sailor Scouts have NO CHANCE
Brian Erb: I'd give the Ronin Warriors a 3/5 chance of
winning. The Ronin's big advantage is that they can attack without going
through the silly little attack motions, whereas the Scouts would fare
something like this: "Mooooon Tiaraaaaaa…Gllck!" Still, when you get right down
to it, the Scouts have more powerful attacks
James Carbone:
Kill em' all… Let God sort em' out.
PRELIMINARY VOTE COUNT:
Ronin Warriors: 4
Sailor Scouts: 2
Top: This will be an interesting fight, ladies and germs.
BottomBlue: The Ronins, on the other hand, are able to
attack without going through the motions that the Sailor Scouts require.
Top: The Scouts are at a disadvantage in the tactical
department, though-the Ronins are masters of their respective weapons.
BottomBlue: One must also consider the power of their
respective attacks.
PRE-FIGHT VOTE COUNT:
Ronin Warriors: 6
Sailor Scouts: 5
Top: Sailor Moon and Mini-Moon make their usual moronic entrance speech, as the rest of the Scouts pose behind her…
BottomBlue: The Ronins, not to be outdone, jump 20 feet into the arena and morph into full armor.
Top and Bottom: AND THERE'S THE BELL!
Top: Aaand Sai is the first to attack, getting off an
Arrow Shockwave directly into the heart of the Sailor team!
BottomBlue: The Scouts scatter to avoid the explosion…But not Mars! She stands her ground, ducks the blast, and unleashes a Mars Fire Ignite straight towards Kento….The nut! He didn't even budge!
Top: Kento doesn't even have a scratch on him!
BottomBlue: And here's the first deathtrap!
Top: In the meantime, Moon has just taken off her tiara
and is at the point of unleashing it on Rowan- But the robot has unleashed a
hail of machinegun fire!
BottomBlue: In the meantime, acid pits are opening up all over the Arena…There go Sage and Mini-Moon!
Sailor Moon: Nooo!
Top:
BottomBlue: But the Ronin's assault is temporarily stilled
by the buzz saw blades currently flying out of the walls of the Arena!
Top: Yow- Sai just took two blades going in opposite directions! And-OH!
Mercury just got off a Mercury Bubbles Blast attack-Sai's down, and I don't
think he's getting up!
BottomBlue: In the meantime, Moon has FINALLY gotten off a Moon Tiara attack- at Kento! Yeowtch- He just got knocked into an acid pit!
Top: Get some audio down there, it's getting intense!
Insert corny Tuxedo Mask speech here
BottomBlue: Well, here's Tuxedo standing on the lip of the Arena…Big surprise, he always has to have a piece of any scrap the Sailors ge…WOAH!
Top: Mask has been…ugh…impaled by some kind of staff…
Bottom and Top: ANUBIS!
BottomBlue: This could get interesting.
Top: Anubis is tearing the Sailors up! He's got Mercury and the wounded Jupiter double teaming him and he's STILL holding his own. That staff is forming some kind of shield bubble, defending him from both Mercury's bubbles and Jupiter' thunder blasts with ease.
BottomBlue: Meanwhile, this leaves Moon, Mars, and Venus to deal with Rowan, Kento, and the other one…I don't know his name, he's got a spear thingy…
Top: Don't worry. Both these teams are about as forgettable, respectively, as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers.
BottomBlue: At any rate, the three remaining Ronins have just charged, waving their weapons…The scouts'll be massacred before they can use their attacks!
Top: But…Kento trips and falls, slamming into the two
other Ronins and sending them all tumbling down!
BottomBlue: On the Anubis-Jupiter-Mercury side of things,
Anubis is sitting on the floor meditating while a raging heck of thunder
and…those bubble things surrounds him.
Top: Well, they can't be regular bubbles…Can they?
BottomBlue: The Ronins had forgotten to account for the
arena deathtraps!
Top: Meanwhile Anubis has finally stopped meditating…He's sprinting toward the Ronins, trying to save them before…Ick. Too late. The plant has just munched Kento and…That other guy…but Ronin has managed to struggle out and torch the plant.
BottomBlue: Hey, what the…
Top: A much scorched Mini-Moon has just leaped out of the acid pit… How'd she survive tha-WHOA!
BottomBlue: Pegasus has just burst out of the acid pit Mini-Moon was in…
Top: As the remaining Ronin Warriors give each other the
nod! The Inferno Armor is in the house!
BottomBlue: Moon is taking out her winged wand…This could be it…
Moon: Moooon Gorgeous……
Rowan: Rage Of Inferno! Flare up…
Moon: Meditation!
Rowan: NOW!
BottomBlue: Too bright…Can't see…
Top: Aaaagh………..
BottomBlue: What the…!
Top: Anubis has just taken Pegasus out of commission with
that staff of his.
BottomBlue: And the rest of the Sailor Scouts… have
something like full-body sixty-three degree burns all over their bodies.
Top: Good fight, good night!
FINAL COUNT:
Ronin Warriors: 12
Sailor Scouts: 7