Cordelia The Vampire Slayer Returns
-Ring
-Hi Harmony, no I'm going to be late. In a stupid traffic jam. You'd think being the Slayer I could have one of those police siren things. So I can avoid all this traffic. But nooo, Giles says I have to be little miss secret identity girl. I mean it's not like I want a big siren. Just one loud enough so deaf people can hear.
-Buffy's still dating Xander, what is her damage? I took pity on her and tried to bring her back into the fold. Introduced to Andrew, you know, the exchange student who looks good in leather. And how does she repay me? By telling me she'll date whoever the hell she wants. It wasn't a total waste though, Andrew's taking me to that party on Saturday. Just what I need after putting up with whiny soul-boy.
-The blond guy? That was a total bust. Turns out he's the new head vamp in town. At least this one's hot. Why is that all the hot guys don't have a pulse?
-Ohmygod you're right. We have to dust all the girl vampires!! And the gay ones. What, how'd tell they're gay? Well duh! They're the ones wearing Versace. There was one at the school when the feast of St Whatever was going on. Spike was there too. What? Oh he's the blond guy, yeah that's actually his name. We fought, I was letting think he was winning. I even tripped up as part of the plan, but Buffy's mom has to ruin it by hitting him in the back with an axe. I was sooo humiliated. I mean what does a civilian know about slaying? I was so getting ready to take him down. Because of her, he got away and I had to stay to protect her.
-Still everything turned out fine. If you don't count that fire. And all those fatalities. On the bright side there was not so much as a mark on my blue skirt, my makeup remained unsmudged and we don't have Mr Gellar for history anymore. I'd call that a result.
Author's note
I wasn't originally going to write a sequel to "Cordelia The Vampire Slayer" I intended it to be a one off piece. You can blame this on a group of Cordy fans who somehow got my email address and asked(read harassed!) for a sequel. I have to admit it was fun writing Cordy again(If somewhat scary!). Hope you enjoyed it, and please review. Pretty please?
-Ring
-Hi Harmony, no I'm going to be late. In a stupid traffic jam. You'd think being the Slayer I could have one of those police siren things. So I can avoid all this traffic. But nooo, Giles says I have to be little miss secret identity girl. I mean it's not like I want a big siren. Just one loud enough so deaf people can hear.
-Buffy's still dating Xander, what is her damage? I took pity on her and tried to bring her back into the fold. Introduced to Andrew, you know, the exchange student who looks good in leather. And how does she repay me? By telling me she'll date whoever the hell she wants. It wasn't a total waste though, Andrew's taking me to that party on Saturday. Just what I need after putting up with whiny soul-boy.
-The blond guy? That was a total bust. Turns out he's the new head vamp in town. At least this one's hot. Why is that all the hot guys don't have a pulse?
-Ohmygod you're right. We have to dust all the girl vampires!! And the gay ones. What, how'd tell they're gay? Well duh! They're the ones wearing Versace. There was one at the school when the feast of St Whatever was going on. Spike was there too. What? Oh he's the blond guy, yeah that's actually his name. We fought, I was letting think he was winning. I even tripped up as part of the plan, but Buffy's mom has to ruin it by hitting him in the back with an axe. I was sooo humiliated. I mean what does a civilian know about slaying? I was so getting ready to take him down. Because of her, he got away and I had to stay to protect her.
-Still everything turned out fine. If you don't count that fire. And all those fatalities. On the bright side there was not so much as a mark on my blue skirt, my makeup remained unsmudged and we don't have Mr Gellar for history anymore. I'd call that a result.
Author's note
I wasn't originally going to write a sequel to "Cordelia The Vampire Slayer" I intended it to be a one off piece. You can blame this on a group of Cordy fans who somehow got my email address and asked(read harassed!) for a sequel. I have to admit it was fun writing Cordy again(If somewhat scary!). Hope you enjoyed it, and please review. Pretty please?