We Have Problems--A Psychiatric Story

Session 2--Maxwell's Coffee

VM: Sure, last chapter was really screwy, but this chapter'll be GGRRREEEEEAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!! I get to see Duo! Yay!

I love link: Oh, yay. This chapter's even screwier than the last one.

VM: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

I love link: And I thought Yuy's *censored* was bad. Would you quit it with the mother******* censoring?!

Duo: Hey Vi!!!!!!!

VM: Hey Shinigami!!!!!

I love link:(wearing a cheerleading outfit) Shinigami, God of Death, he is such a little pesth, I wish I could kick his ass, should be easy, he's high on grass!

Duo: I am, aren't I?

I love link: Duo is such a stupid banana, I wish I could kick his wuwana, I'm not sure what that is, but I know that it's a word of his!

VM: I love link is a little brat, everyday she dates a prat, and everyday I wish on a star, that those idiots stay very very far!!!!!

Duo: I'm getting dizzy.....

I love link: Mr Maxwell, why do you smell like coffee???

Duo: Cuz I just had a cup!

I love link:(sighs) At least you don't smell as bad as when someone planted a dead fish in my school library. That was sick.

Duo: I like coffee.

I love link: And I'm supposed to care?

Duo: It calms me down. After Vi and I make out, I'm always hyper.

VM: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I love link: Coffee has caffeine in it, you imbecile!

Duo: What's caffeine?

VM: Do you really care????????????????? It's stuff you put in coke and coffee.

I love link: It makes you very hyper. In fact, I drink coffee every day before school, because my stupid dogs wake me up every morning at five!

Chan(our dog): Arf?

Pepe(our other dog): Woof? Arf? Bwarf? Bwahahaha!

I love link: Now I'm scared.

VM: Ya know, I don't need coffee, cuz I'm always hyper!!!!!!

I love link: That's why I have to drag your ass out of bed every morning.

VM: it's not my fault I don't like school!!! Geez!!!!!!!!!!

I love link: Nobody likes school, stupid.

VM:(sticks out tongue)

Duo: I also drink coffee before making out with Vi, because it also makes me hyper.

VM: SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love link: I don't particularly care about your love lives. Would Nickelman like to make a cameo?

Nickelman walks onto the stage.

Nickelman: I am making a cameo.

Nickelman walks off the stage.

I love link: Well, you asked me if I could put you in a story! So don't bitch about it to me.

Duo: So does anyone know why I like coffee so much???

VM: No. Please, share that with us.

I love link: Can I have a fifty-fifty? Or a call a friend? It's obviously because it makes you hyper, you dingbat!

Duo: It makes me hyper, but for what???

I love link: So you can bed-wrestle with Vi?

Duo: No. Just make out.

VM: I love link, ya know, you're really gross? You have a very dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love link: Oh, the chutzpa! Do you think I CARE?

VM: No, cuz my mind is WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love link: Sailor_Nemisis' mind is often in the gutter too.

VM:Yeah, well, we're both like that!!!!!!!

Duo: What does `chutzpa' mean?

I love link: I'm afraid your brain wouldn't be able to handle it if I told you.

Duo suddenly grabs Vi and they start making out.

I love link: I'm ready to throw you two out the window.

Sailor_Nemesis and Trowa barton step on stage and start making out as well.

I love link: This is absolutely wonderful! Where's Mystere when you need him?

Mystere jumps down from the ceiling.

Mystere: I love link, I'm here to save you!

I love link: It's about time! Where were you?

Mystere: I was screwing Jean in the caravan.

I love link: Oh, that's nice. Anyway, people, this was a gay chapter. We understand if you don't want to read any further....... we don't hold it against you.
What are we saying? Freakin' review, damnit!

To Be Continued.....