We Have Problems--A Psychiatric Story
Session 4--Winner's a Loser
I love link: Today we have Quatre Raberba Winner on our show.
VM: Yes. Sir Winner claims he is a loser. And I don't blame him. What the hell kind of boy has pink as their favourite colour????? WUSSES!!!!!
I love link: Now, Vi..... you know what I told you.
Quatre: I never said I'm a loser! It's Rashid that says I'm a loser!
I love link: But it says on this paper that your name is Quatre Raberba Loser.
VM: Exactly!!!!!!!! So that means....... you're a loser! You're a loser!!! You're a loser!!!!!!
Quatre:(starts crying) Rashid is just playing a mean trick on me!
I love link: I don't have the patience for your crappy crap, Mr Loser. Now could you please get your incompetent incompetence off my show? Thank you.
VM: YOUR show?????? OUR show!!!!!!!! I'm the best here!!!!
I love link: Learn to spell, sis. And you suck, by the way.
Quatre: Well... you swallow!
I love link: That is the oldest saying in the book. And I was talking to my sister, you dope.
VM: Well, at least I can keep a steady boyfriend! And at least I'm not GAY!!!!!!!!!!
I love link: Now, Mr Loser--
Quatre: MY NAME IS WINNER!!!!
I love link: I don't give a damn!
VM: Sure, sure, you're the one who had a crush on him before!!!!!
I love link: Let's NOT go there. He is a wussy boy who thinks pink is a cool colour when it is the barfiest colour on the planet.
VM: Go blue! Go blue! Go blue!!!!!!!
I love link: Go blue! Go blue! You stick like glue! You suck like pooh!!! I mean, Winnie the Pooh, of course.
Quatre: And you think I have problems??!!!
VM: Purple is the worst, It eats liverwurst, It sucks this loser's dick, so much it makes me sick!!!!!!!!!
I love link: I think he reserved that for Trowa.
Ill, VM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Grrr....
VM: So, back to Sir Loser. Oh, wait, is there any hot chocolate around here!!!!!
I love link: Mr Loser, I heard you have violent tendencies. I heard that your mental stability is.... er..... QUESTIONABLE........
Quatre: That's a load of crap! BS! Cow dung on a stick!!!
I love link: Don't have a conniption.
Quatre: What the hell does that mean?!
I love link: I'm not sure. I got it from my grandmother. I think it's a kind of fit.
VM: Thanks for the hot chocolate!!!! Okay, back to Sir Loser!!!!! Are you really gay????????????? Cuz I know this person who might like you. He's president of the chess club.......
I love link: Mr Loser, I heard your favorite word is `beautiful'. I even find that word quite..... distasteful. But not as distasteful as gorgeous, mind you......
VM: And why do you like the word beautiful? Is it cuz you think someone's bootiful?????
I love link: I bet I know who it is.
VM and Ill: TROWA!!!
Quatre: NO!!!!!!
VM: You rude, rude child. Sailor_Nemesis is soooooo going to kick your ass!!!!! And just so that you know, Trowa'll never, ever in a billion years love you, you, you.... you loser!!!!!!
I love link: Now, Vi, don't have a conniption. Mr Loser..... how exactly do you feel about Mr Barton?
Quatre: Trowa???? I..... I have to admit...... I LOVE HIM!!!!
I love link: You.... yaoi........ you're yaoi...... Time Bomb has to believe me now........
VM: So, what do you dream about when Sir Barton is involved???????
Quatre:(gasps) What are you suggesting???? I swear to God, my intentions are entirely pure!
I love link: Pure. Pure. I don't believe you, you nimrod! And you shouldn't swear to God. It's rude.
VM: Now, answer my damned question, cause I seriously don't believe that your intentions are pure!!!! What a gay word!!!!! Speaking of gay, do you seriously like Trowa, cause if you do, you're a LOSER!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Yes, I'm yaoi, okay!!!!!!! Yes, I do desperately love Trowa, and yes, I do have dirty thoughts about him. OKAY!!!!!!!!
VM: Well, I didn't really expect him to answer the question. Oh, well!!!!!!!!
I love link: This is the dumbest thing I ever saw in my life. I'm psychic. I foresee that this show will end right now. Goodbye.
VM: Take the yaoi bumblebutt away!!!!!!!! Now, if you excuse me, I have a date with Duo!!! Aurevoir!!!!
I love link: Ciao, amigos!
(Authors' Notes: I think we shouldn't put ourselves in the story so much, right? Sorry.)
Session 4--Winner's a Loser
I love link: Today we have Quatre Raberba Winner on our show.
VM: Yes. Sir Winner claims he is a loser. And I don't blame him. What the hell kind of boy has pink as their favourite colour????? WUSSES!!!!!
I love link: Now, Vi..... you know what I told you.
Quatre: I never said I'm a loser! It's Rashid that says I'm a loser!
I love link: But it says on this paper that your name is Quatre Raberba Loser.
VM: Exactly!!!!!!!! So that means....... you're a loser! You're a loser!!! You're a loser!!!!!!
Quatre:(starts crying) Rashid is just playing a mean trick on me!
I love link: I don't have the patience for your crappy crap, Mr Loser. Now could you please get your incompetent incompetence off my show? Thank you.
VM: YOUR show?????? OUR show!!!!!!!! I'm the best here!!!!
I love link: Learn to spell, sis. And you suck, by the way.
Quatre: Well... you swallow!
I love link: That is the oldest saying in the book. And I was talking to my sister, you dope.
VM: Well, at least I can keep a steady boyfriend! And at least I'm not GAY!!!!!!!!!!
I love link: Now, Mr Loser--
Quatre: MY NAME IS WINNER!!!!
I love link: I don't give a damn!
VM: Sure, sure, you're the one who had a crush on him before!!!!!
I love link: Let's NOT go there. He is a wussy boy who thinks pink is a cool colour when it is the barfiest colour on the planet.
VM: Go blue! Go blue! Go blue!!!!!!!
I love link: Go blue! Go blue! You stick like glue! You suck like pooh!!! I mean, Winnie the Pooh, of course.
Quatre: And you think I have problems??!!!
VM: Purple is the worst, It eats liverwurst, It sucks this loser's dick, so much it makes me sick!!!!!!!!!
I love link: I think he reserved that for Trowa.
Ill, VM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Grrr....
VM: So, back to Sir Loser. Oh, wait, is there any hot chocolate around here!!!!!
I love link: Mr Loser, I heard you have violent tendencies. I heard that your mental stability is.... er..... QUESTIONABLE........
Quatre: That's a load of crap! BS! Cow dung on a stick!!!
I love link: Don't have a conniption.
Quatre: What the hell does that mean?!
I love link: I'm not sure. I got it from my grandmother. I think it's a kind of fit.
VM: Thanks for the hot chocolate!!!! Okay, back to Sir Loser!!!!! Are you really gay????????????? Cuz I know this person who might like you. He's president of the chess club.......
I love link: Mr Loser, I heard your favorite word is `beautiful'. I even find that word quite..... distasteful. But not as distasteful as gorgeous, mind you......
VM: And why do you like the word beautiful? Is it cuz you think someone's bootiful?????
I love link: I bet I know who it is.
VM and Ill: TROWA!!!
Quatre: NO!!!!!!
VM: You rude, rude child. Sailor_Nemesis is soooooo going to kick your ass!!!!! And just so that you know, Trowa'll never, ever in a billion years love you, you, you.... you loser!!!!!!
I love link: Now, Vi, don't have a conniption. Mr Loser..... how exactly do you feel about Mr Barton?
Quatre: Trowa???? I..... I have to admit...... I LOVE HIM!!!!
I love link: You.... yaoi........ you're yaoi...... Time Bomb has to believe me now........
VM: So, what do you dream about when Sir Barton is involved???????
Quatre:(gasps) What are you suggesting???? I swear to God, my intentions are entirely pure!
I love link: Pure. Pure. I don't believe you, you nimrod! And you shouldn't swear to God. It's rude.
VM: Now, answer my damned question, cause I seriously don't believe that your intentions are pure!!!! What a gay word!!!!! Speaking of gay, do you seriously like Trowa, cause if you do, you're a LOSER!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Yes, I'm yaoi, okay!!!!!!! Yes, I do desperately love Trowa, and yes, I do have dirty thoughts about him. OKAY!!!!!!!!
VM: Well, I didn't really expect him to answer the question. Oh, well!!!!!!!!
I love link: This is the dumbest thing I ever saw in my life. I'm psychic. I foresee that this show will end right now. Goodbye.
VM: Take the yaoi bumblebutt away!!!!!!!! Now, if you excuse me, I have a date with Duo!!! Aurevoir!!!!
I love link: Ciao, amigos!
(Authors' Notes: I think we shouldn't put ourselves in the story so much, right? Sorry.)