We Have Problems--A Psychiatric Story

Session 5--Shining Justice

I love link: I hope this session will be sane. We have Mr Chang Wufei on our show. He's the only sane one of the bunch.

Wufei walks in, calmly and sits on an armchair.

I love link: Hello, Chang.

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!

VM: Hey Sir Wu-Wu!!!!! S'up???

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

I love link:(sweatdrops) Well, what do you think of the weather this morning?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

I love link: What about the bird that shat on my head this morning?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!

I love link: I thought that much.

VM: What about my hockey game?

W#ufei: INJUSTICE!

VM: But the Sens won!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

I love link: Mr Wufei, my dog Chan is gay. Do you think he is either a-Really, truly homosexual; or b-Sexually deprived?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

VM: What do you think of mine and Duo's relationship?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

VM: What, you're homosexual too?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

VM: Or do you just want me?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

I love link: I don't think anyone wants you, Vi.

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

I love link:(sweatdrops) ...........

VM: Do you love my Shinigami??????

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

I love link: Meiran.......?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

I love link: She was killed, wasn't she?

Wufei: .......... Injustice!

VM: Waaah, poor Sir Wu-Wu!!!! He sounded so sad! Waaaahhhh!!!!!!

Wufei:(sobbing) MY POOR BELOVED MEIRAN!!!! WHY DID SHE DIE???

I love link:(sweatdrops) There, there.

VM:(sobbing) POOR SIR WU-WU!!!! WAAAAAHH!

I love link: Would you shut the hell up???? Duo, get yer ass in here!

Duo walks in, picks Vi up and walks off the set.

I love link: And will you shut up, Chang?!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

I love link: I'm gonna go off my rocker in a minute. Which reminds me... I have a story to tell.

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

I love link: Okay, forget it.

Vi walks back on the set. Her clothes and hair are messed up, and she has lipstick smeared across her face.

I love link: Whoa, what the hell happened to you? Don't tell me Duo wears lipstick!

VM: No, he bit me.

I love link: Don't share the rest, I beg of you. Wait, he BIT you??? That idiot bit my dear, darling little sister??? The moron.

VM: I swear, if you say that one more time, I'll beat your ass across Canada and back. Got it???

I love link: Eeep! And she means it too. Oh, yeah, I WAS JUST KIDDING! I WOULDN'T GIVE A BIGGER DAMN IF HE KILLED YOU!!!!!

VM: You rude, rude child!!!!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

I love link: Oh yeah, getting back to you........ WILL YOU QUIT SAYING INJUSTICE?!

Wufei: INJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICE!!!!!!

I love link: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

Wufei: INJUSTICE INJUSTICE INJUSTICE!

In the meantime, Vi is brushing her hair.

I love link: THIS IS SO STUPID!!! I AM LEAVING!!! GOODBYE!!! Vi, we have Tae Kwon Do. Move it.

VM:(groans) I don't wanna go!!!!!

I love link:(sweatdrops) o_O

VM: But I'm busy!

I love link: I don't think dad cares. Now move you ass before I kick it!

Vi and I love link leave the set.

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!

Vi and ILL: SHUT UP!!!

(Authors' Notes: INJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICE!!! we think Wu-Wu got to us.)