We Have Problems--A Psychiatric Story
Session 6--Relena Peacecrap... Oops, I mean, Peacecraft
VM: Hello, and today we have Sir Peacecrap on the show.
Relena: I'm a Miss!!!!
VM: SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR!
I love link: Yes, sir, ma'am, sir! Wait, that's FF9. Forget I said that.
Relena: Whatever.
I love link:(looks at paper she's holding) Miss Peacecrap--- I mean, Peacecraft, you are here because of....... your obsession with Heero????
VM: Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
I love link: Did you know that Heero is yaoi?
Relena: No, I didn't know Heero was yaoi, and I seriosly don't care.
VM: And why do you love him???
Relena: His cold voice, his cold glare, his tight spandex...
VM: Too much information!!!!
I love link: Heero has problems, yes. His awful fashion sense. His awful...... speechlessness...... his awful...... spandex.... (shudders) That's just wrong.....
VM: He blows *censored*. Wrong, totally, totally wrong. He likes *censored*. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!
I love link: We're not talking about Heero, here! Here, Heero! Here boy! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero runs into the room with a *censored*in his mouth, and then quickly runs off.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Relena: It's NOT funny! I love Heero! I don't care what anyone says. I LOVE HIM!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Relena goes insane and runs around the room, chanting " I love Heero!"
VM:(groans) Someone help me, please.
Duo: I'm here, Vi, don't worry!!!!
VM: Thank God!!!!!!!!!!
Duo picks up Vi and carries her away, off stage. I love link regains consciousness.
I love link: What the hell?!
Relena: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE HEERO! I LOVE HEERO!!!
I love link: Oh, GOD! How come I always get stuck with the insane people?!
Vi walks back onstage, dragging Heero with her.
VM: Now, here's loverboy. Confess your heart out, Sir Peacecrap.
Relena: I love you, Heero! I love you Heero! I love you Heero! Iloveyouloveyouloveyouloveyouloveyou!!!
Heero:(sweatdrops)
I love link: Um..... okay.
VM: I'm stuck with an insane lunatic. God, help me, please???
I love link: Aren't you always with an insane lunatic? I mean, Duo being the insane lunatic?
VM: Yeah, but he's a good insane lunatic!!!!!!!
I love link: I'm outta here. Later.
I love link leaves.
VM: Let's go Edmonton, let's go! Let's go Edmonton, let's go!!!! Oh, yeah, take Sir Peacecrap away, thank you very much!! Till next time!!!!! VM leaves the room.
Session 6--Relena Peacecrap... Oops, I mean, Peacecraft
VM: Hello, and today we have Sir Peacecrap on the show.
Relena: I'm a Miss!!!!
VM: SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR!
I love link: Yes, sir, ma'am, sir! Wait, that's FF9. Forget I said that.
Relena: Whatever.
I love link:(looks at paper she's holding) Miss Peacecrap--- I mean, Peacecraft, you are here because of....... your obsession with Heero????
VM: Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
I love link: Did you know that Heero is yaoi?
Relena: No, I didn't know Heero was yaoi, and I seriosly don't care.
VM: And why do you love him???
Relena: His cold voice, his cold glare, his tight spandex...
VM: Too much information!!!!
I love link: Heero has problems, yes. His awful fashion sense. His awful...... speechlessness...... his awful...... spandex.... (shudders) That's just wrong.....
VM: He blows *censored*. Wrong, totally, totally wrong. He likes *censored*. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!!
I love link: We're not talking about Heero, here! Here, Heero! Here boy! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero runs into the room with a *censored*in his mouth, and then quickly runs off.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Relena: It's NOT funny! I love Heero! I don't care what anyone says. I LOVE HIM!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Relena goes insane and runs around the room, chanting " I love Heero!"
VM:(groans) Someone help me, please.
Duo: I'm here, Vi, don't worry!!!!
VM: Thank God!!!!!!!!!!
Duo picks up Vi and carries her away, off stage. I love link regains consciousness.
I love link: What the hell?!
Relena: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE HEERO! I LOVE HEERO!!!
I love link: Oh, GOD! How come I always get stuck with the insane people?!
Vi walks back onstage, dragging Heero with her.
VM: Now, here's loverboy. Confess your heart out, Sir Peacecrap.
Relena: I love you, Heero! I love you Heero! I love you Heero! Iloveyouloveyouloveyouloveyouloveyou!!!
Heero:(sweatdrops)
I love link: Um..... okay.
VM: I'm stuck with an insane lunatic. God, help me, please???
I love link: Aren't you always with an insane lunatic? I mean, Duo being the insane lunatic?
VM: Yeah, but he's a good insane lunatic!!!!!!!
I love link: I'm outta here. Later.
I love link leaves.
VM: Let's go Edmonton, let's go! Let's go Edmonton, let's go!!!! Oh, yeah, take Sir Peacecrap away, thank you very much!! Till next time!!!!! VM leaves the room.