You ARE the weakest "Link"
goodbye! ^_^
cast
link from loz: L1
link from adventures of link: L2
link from oot: L3
link from cartoon: L4
link to the past: L5
host Zelda
Zelda: hello! and welcome to, (dramatic pause) the weakestLink!
L2: hey! how'd we get here?! .
Zelda: crossover fic powers :P
L5: that's the excuse for everything!
Zelda:SHUT UP AND PLAY YOU IMBECILES!
all the Links:EEP!
(lights all do the funky light thing (tm) )
Zelda:the author forgot the rules cause he only saw the show once, so im gonna assume you know them
L1 I don't know any of them!
Zelda I DON'T CARE! .
game start
Zelda link one
L1 BANK!
Zelda are paintballs often powered by co2?
L1 can i touch your breasts
Zelda incorrect! Link 2, do i smell good?
L2 DAMN STRAIGHT
Zelda i will accept that. link 3. what do most ff.net Zelda authors whish to do?
L3 GET AWAY FROM ME NAVI! DIE YOU STUPID BITCH!
navi HEY! LISTEN! i know the ANSWER!
Zelda CORRECT! Link 4
L4 BANK!
zelda alright. witch is sharper, a photon blade or a gillete mach 3?
L4 i dunno
Zelda accepting cash from sponsors the answer is mach 3, the sharpest blades and closes shave, you want a Gillette!
all Links -_-()
Zelda that's the end of this round, of a possible 125,000 rupees you only got 2000!no im corrected, for YOU 2000 was all that's Possible HAHA!
links (raspberry)
Zelda so, who is one letter short of a keyboard?
audience laughs lamely
L1 me!
L2 Link one
L3 navi
L4 link one
L5 HEY! i didnt even get a turn!
Zelda they wasted too much time
L5 :P im gonna say L1
Zelda L3 why did you think L1 is the weakest link
L3 he banked at zero, was wrong, and cant go one fic without trying to grope you
Zelda yes! but statically you've been in more lemon fic then he has, so has link 4!
L3 :P
Zelda with 4 votes, includeing your own, Link one, you ARE the weakest Link... goodbye
insert walk of shame here
ink one im gonna kill em all! im the smartest link! yeah yeah! im the best link ever! sure, L3 is my ANCESTOR but I started it all! aren't banks cool! and doesn't zel have good breasts?
me-kun well that's the end of episode one, silly taint' it? :) ok ok its not that good, email me or review me with ideas for next parts, until then, this show HAS the lowest ratings, goodbye!