We Have Problems--A Psychiatric Story
Chapter 7--Mrs. Shinigami(Not Really)
VM: Hello everybody! Today, we have a person by the name of Hilde who...... hey! He's mine! MINE!!!!
SN: Alright, everybody, my name is Sailor_Nemisis, and I am here to restrain- um, I mean HELP in any possible way.
I love link: I think I'm gonna lose my marbles anytime now.
VM: He's mine! MINE!! MINE!!! MINE!!! Shinigami is MINE!!! And there's nothing Sir Bitch can do about it.
SN:*turns on a walkie-talkie* Snoppy dog, we have a code 693211, yes, that's right, a Duo obsessed, Hilde killing maniac. Send reinforcements and post them at the entrances.
I love link:*sweatdrops* Oh, good grief.
VM: Bring out the specimen.... Sir Bitch!
Hilde:*rabid, foaming at the mouth* Woof! Woof! WOOF! GRRRRRR.....!
SN:*puts muzzle on Hilde* Situation secure. *puts leash on Hilde* Now, Hilde, do you mind if we asked you some questions?
I love link: Now, Miss Schbeiker, what exactly is your problem?
Hilde:*makes weird sounds and points at mouth*
VM: Someone help Sir Bitch over there. It's having technical difficulties.
SN:*takes muzzle and leash off Hilde*
Hilde: It's obvious, isn't it? I mean, it's my precious Duo. My Shinigami, my angel from Hell.
VM:*clears throat* MY Shinigami, if you don't remember, he's going out with ME, not YOU!
SN: Now, why don't we ask him?
Three asylum guards bring out Duo.
SN: Duo, who do you like?
Duo: VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVI....... VI!!!!!!!!
Hilde:*breaks down crying* Duo... *is carted away by asylum guards*
I love link: That was interesting. Hey, Mystere, we need some comic relief!
Mystere runs into the room, screams something unintelligible, and runs off.
I love link: Thank you.
VM: See! See! See! He loves me! ME! MOI! YO!
Hilde: Yeah, right.
VM: You heard him. He said `VIVIVIVIVIVIVI!'! And that did not sound like Hilde. So.......
Hilde: He does not love you.
VM: Would you like him to demonstrate in a more..... drastic way?
Duo runs on-stage, grabs Hilde round the neck and starts shaking her.
VM: Duo, stop it!
Vi runs over to Duo and pulls him away from Hilde before whispering something in his ear. His eyes light up and he hugs Vi quickly before leaving the room.
I love link: I don't know what the heck's going on here, but then again, I never do.
SN:*turns to guards* You are dismissed.
They leave.
SN: Now, let's try to work this out gently. HILDE, YOU'RE IN DENIAL, HE HATES YOU, GIVE UP!!!!!!
Hilde starts crying.
VM: That sure is gentle. Now answer these questions.
SN: First, is Hilde your real name? Second, is that your real hair colour? And third, why are you so obsessed with that braided baka?
VM: HEY!!!
SN: No offense.
Hilde: No, no, just 'cuz.
VM: Why `just 'cuz'?
Hilde shrugs.
SN: Then what's your real name and hair colour?
Hilde: Gertrude and blonde.
Duo suddenly runs onstage, grabs Vi and runs offstage.
SN: Well, this is an interesting occurence. let's get a close-up.
The camera zooms in to Duo and Vi.
Duo: I say we throttle her.
VM: No, that's too obvious. let's just hit her with a hockey stick.
Duo: Maybe we could drown her???
VM: Or maybe we could poison her???
SN: Or you can plan where she can't hear you!
VM: Then cover her damned ears!
SN:*covers Hilde's ears* Okay, finish planning.
VM: I think I should boot her out the twelfth-storey window.
Duo: I say we just cut this crap and make out!
VM: Maybe that's a good idea!
Duo and Vi make out. Hilde goes mad and throws herself out the window.
SN: That was interesting. Come, asylum guards, let's go back.
Guards: Yes, ma'am!
They trample out the door.
VM pulls away from Duo.
VM: Duo, my hockey game! Edmonton's playing!
Duo: Screw the hockey game!
Duo pulls VM back to him.
I love link: Well, time to end this. Bye!
(Author's Note: BIG thanks to Sailor_Nemisis for helping out!)
Chapter 7--Mrs. Shinigami(Not Really)
VM: Hello everybody! Today, we have a person by the name of Hilde who...... hey! He's mine! MINE!!!!
SN: Alright, everybody, my name is Sailor_Nemisis, and I am here to restrain- um, I mean HELP in any possible way.
I love link: I think I'm gonna lose my marbles anytime now.
VM: He's mine! MINE!! MINE!!! MINE!!! Shinigami is MINE!!! And there's nothing Sir Bitch can do about it.
SN:*turns on a walkie-talkie* Snoppy dog, we have a code 693211, yes, that's right, a Duo obsessed, Hilde killing maniac. Send reinforcements and post them at the entrances.
I love link:*sweatdrops* Oh, good grief.
VM: Bring out the specimen.... Sir Bitch!
Hilde:*rabid, foaming at the mouth* Woof! Woof! WOOF! GRRRRRR.....!
SN:*puts muzzle on Hilde* Situation secure. *puts leash on Hilde* Now, Hilde, do you mind if we asked you some questions?
I love link: Now, Miss Schbeiker, what exactly is your problem?
Hilde:*makes weird sounds and points at mouth*
VM: Someone help Sir Bitch over there. It's having technical difficulties.
SN:*takes muzzle and leash off Hilde*
Hilde: It's obvious, isn't it? I mean, it's my precious Duo. My Shinigami, my angel from Hell.
VM:*clears throat* MY Shinigami, if you don't remember, he's going out with ME, not YOU!
SN: Now, why don't we ask him?
Three asylum guards bring out Duo.
SN: Duo, who do you like?
Duo: VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVI....... VI!!!!!!!!
Hilde:*breaks down crying* Duo... *is carted away by asylum guards*
I love link: That was interesting. Hey, Mystere, we need some comic relief!
Mystere runs into the room, screams something unintelligible, and runs off.
I love link: Thank you.
VM: See! See! See! He loves me! ME! MOI! YO!
Hilde: Yeah, right.
VM: You heard him. He said `VIVIVIVIVIVIVI!'! And that did not sound like Hilde. So.......
Hilde: He does not love you.
VM: Would you like him to demonstrate in a more..... drastic way?
Duo runs on-stage, grabs Hilde round the neck and starts shaking her.
VM: Duo, stop it!
Vi runs over to Duo and pulls him away from Hilde before whispering something in his ear. His eyes light up and he hugs Vi quickly before leaving the room.
I love link: I don't know what the heck's going on here, but then again, I never do.
SN:*turns to guards* You are dismissed.
They leave.
SN: Now, let's try to work this out gently. HILDE, YOU'RE IN DENIAL, HE HATES YOU, GIVE UP!!!!!!
Hilde starts crying.
VM: That sure is gentle. Now answer these questions.
SN: First, is Hilde your real name? Second, is that your real hair colour? And third, why are you so obsessed with that braided baka?
VM: HEY!!!
SN: No offense.
Hilde: No, no, just 'cuz.
VM: Why `just 'cuz'?
Hilde shrugs.
SN: Then what's your real name and hair colour?
Hilde: Gertrude and blonde.
Duo suddenly runs onstage, grabs Vi and runs offstage.
SN: Well, this is an interesting occurence. let's get a close-up.
The camera zooms in to Duo and Vi.
Duo: I say we throttle her.
VM: No, that's too obvious. let's just hit her with a hockey stick.
Duo: Maybe we could drown her???
VM: Or maybe we could poison her???
SN: Or you can plan where she can't hear you!
VM: Then cover her damned ears!
SN:*covers Hilde's ears* Okay, finish planning.
VM: I think I should boot her out the twelfth-storey window.
Duo: I say we just cut this crap and make out!
VM: Maybe that's a good idea!
Duo and Vi make out. Hilde goes mad and throws herself out the window.
SN: That was interesting. Come, asylum guards, let's go back.
Guards: Yes, ma'am!
They trample out the door.
VM pulls away from Duo.
VM: Duo, my hockey game! Edmonton's playing!
Duo: Screw the hockey game!
Duo pulls VM back to him.
I love link: Well, time to end this. Bye!
(Author's Note: BIG thanks to Sailor_Nemisis for helping out!)