Chapter 3, I think….: Troubles on the Ragnarok
(In Ragnorak flying to Balamb.)
Quistis: You sure do fly a lot better then Selphie, Zell.
(They just have gotten past the Great Salt Lake when a bunch of lights on the control board light up.)
Quistis: WTF! I shouldn't have spoken so soon.
(The airship starts going nose down to the ground. Zell pulls some good maneuvers and is able to land with little damage.)
BBR: That was fun, do it again!
Zell: Oh hell no we ain't about to do that again in your lifetime….
Rinoa: WTF! What happened?
Raijin: It broke, ya know.
(Zell starts inspecting to see what happened.)
Selphie: No shit sherlock!
(Zell starts inspecting wires in control panel.)
Zell: Here's the problem…
(Zell pulls out a big rat that had chewed a bunch of wires.)
Fujin: RAT!
(Rat jumps off Zell's hand and starts running around.)
Selphie: Awwww…. It's cute….
Quistis: AHHHH! (jumps and hangs from some bars above.) Get it away, get it away, get it away….(Keeps repeating.)
Fujin: WIMP!
(Irvine laughs at Quistis. Quistis kicks him while she is hanging there.)
Quistis: Get it the hell out of here!
Moomba: FOOD! (Runs after it, following it around and through people's legs.)
(Moomba catches it and devours it.)
Moomba: MMMM, meaty!
Rinoa: EWWW!
(Coughs up the head and the head goes flying and lands on Rinoa's head.)
Rinoa: O.O (Faints.)
Selphie: Ha ha, wimp….
(Squall picks Rinoa up and sits her down in a chair.)
Squall: Rinoa, are you all right??
(Rinoa's eyes open all the sudden and she starts choking Squall.)
Rinoa: All right, all right?? I just had a regurgitated mouse head go air born and land on my beautiful hair! Now ask me if I'm all right!!!
Irvine: (rolls eyes.) Yea, she's all right.
(Zell is working on the wiring trying to fix it. Quistis loses her grip and falls on Zell. Zell, when fell on, accidentally connects the wrong wires. The Ragnorak flies up and starts going faster than light.)
(Moomba wakes up and sees that everyone is asleep on the ground. Moomba goes around and starts slapping people and waking them up. Eventually, everyone is awake.)
Moomba: Where da hell is we?
Zell: Let's see…. (Pulls up the 3D digital map.)
Computer: Area Unknown….
Selphie: WTF! The whole world was explored, how in the hell is there an "area unknown".
Zell: Got me….
BBR: Well duh, look out the window and lets see where we are…
(They look out and see something very unfamiliar. They see a giant desert with a big yellow tower in the middle with a little cart-looking thing going up to it.
Squall: Never seen that before….
(Zell has the ship turn and sees a small town nearby.)
Squall: Let's go down to that town and see where we are…
(Zell flies the Ragnarok closer and lands it. Everyone starts to get out but Squall stops them.)
Squall: We don't know where we are so we better equip or gf's, who knows what is out there…
Selphie: Good thinkin'.
(Everyone equips their gf's, form 3 groups, and head out. They almost get to the town when 2 weird wizards with cards attack them.)
(Battle Mode)
(The battle is Jokers versus Fujin, Raijin, and Moomba.)
Raijin: WTF!, since when are you able to fight Moomba?
Moomba: Since I stole a gf from the master of Shumi Village…
(Joker flies up to Fujin.)
Floating skull/wizard guys on spinning blades, Joker Joe: Pick a card.
Fujin: HUH?
Joker Joe: Pick a card.
Fujin: WHY?
Joker Joe: Pick a card NOW!
Fujin: NO!….SCREW!…..THIS!…..
(Fujin sends her weapon flying and has it cut the cards and half and as well as the Joker's head.)
Moomba: I'm going to try out this gf….
(Moomba summons gf. Taps toe waiting. Joker Schmoe comes up and cuts Raijin.)
Raijin: You gonna die, ya know!
Moomba: NO, I wanna see this gf work…
(Joker Schmoe comes up to Fujin and persuades her to pick a card. Fujin picks a card that has a big, red heart on it and suddenly she gets engulfed in flame and she starts running around in pain.)
Joker Schmoe: Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
(Moomba's gf finally comes. Gf's name is Moomba God.)
Moomba God: I shall crush you!
(Moomba God swipes at Joker Schmoe and deals 1 damage.)
Moomba: WTF!!!
Raijin: OK, we saw your lame ass gf now lets kill the bastard all ready.
Moomba: -_-*
(Raijin goes up and casts thunderaga on Joker 2 and kills him.)
(Battle Ends)
Quistis: (Trying to make Moomba feel better.) At least you'll be able to draw, use magic, use items, and use various other skills that your gf has. Also look at this way all that lame ass cerberus can do is cast double or triple, at least yours does some damage….
(Big Three Headed Dog appears from no where.)
Cerberus Head 1: WHAT!
Cerberus Head 2: DID!
Cerberus Head 3: YOU!
All 3 Heads at once: SAY!!!!!!!
(Cerberus stomps on her.)
Rinoa: You get back her you bad dog.
(Cerberus leaves.)
Quistis: (Is crumpled on the ground.) owwww…. Phoenix Down please….
Selphie: Nah, lets wait, we'll wait til we get into town and then use a inn or some other various rest spot….
Quistis: I sure feel loved…..
(In Ragnorak flying to Balamb.)
Quistis: You sure do fly a lot better then Selphie, Zell.
(They just have gotten past the Great Salt Lake when a bunch of lights on the control board light up.)
Quistis: WTF! I shouldn't have spoken so soon.
(The airship starts going nose down to the ground. Zell pulls some good maneuvers and is able to land with little damage.)
BBR: That was fun, do it again!
Zell: Oh hell no we ain't about to do that again in your lifetime….
Rinoa: WTF! What happened?
Raijin: It broke, ya know.
(Zell starts inspecting to see what happened.)
Selphie: No shit sherlock!
(Zell starts inspecting wires in control panel.)
Zell: Here's the problem…
(Zell pulls out a big rat that had chewed a bunch of wires.)
Fujin: RAT!
(Rat jumps off Zell's hand and starts running around.)
Selphie: Awwww…. It's cute….
Quistis: AHHHH! (jumps and hangs from some bars above.) Get it away, get it away, get it away….(Keeps repeating.)
Fujin: WIMP!
(Irvine laughs at Quistis. Quistis kicks him while she is hanging there.)
Quistis: Get it the hell out of here!
Moomba: FOOD! (Runs after it, following it around and through people's legs.)
(Moomba catches it and devours it.)
Moomba: MMMM, meaty!
Rinoa: EWWW!
(Coughs up the head and the head goes flying and lands on Rinoa's head.)
Rinoa: O.O (Faints.)
Selphie: Ha ha, wimp….
(Squall picks Rinoa up and sits her down in a chair.)
Squall: Rinoa, are you all right??
(Rinoa's eyes open all the sudden and she starts choking Squall.)
Rinoa: All right, all right?? I just had a regurgitated mouse head go air born and land on my beautiful hair! Now ask me if I'm all right!!!
Irvine: (rolls eyes.) Yea, she's all right.
(Zell is working on the wiring trying to fix it. Quistis loses her grip and falls on Zell. Zell, when fell on, accidentally connects the wrong wires. The Ragnorak flies up and starts going faster than light.)
(Moomba wakes up and sees that everyone is asleep on the ground. Moomba goes around and starts slapping people and waking them up. Eventually, everyone is awake.)
Moomba: Where da hell is we?
Zell: Let's see…. (Pulls up the 3D digital map.)
Computer: Area Unknown….
Selphie: WTF! The whole world was explored, how in the hell is there an "area unknown".
Zell: Got me….
BBR: Well duh, look out the window and lets see where we are…
(They look out and see something very unfamiliar. They see a giant desert with a big yellow tower in the middle with a little cart-looking thing going up to it.
Squall: Never seen that before….
(Zell has the ship turn and sees a small town nearby.)
Squall: Let's go down to that town and see where we are…
(Zell flies the Ragnarok closer and lands it. Everyone starts to get out but Squall stops them.)
Squall: We don't know where we are so we better equip or gf's, who knows what is out there…
Selphie: Good thinkin'.
(Everyone equips their gf's, form 3 groups, and head out. They almost get to the town when 2 weird wizards with cards attack them.)
(Battle Mode)
(The battle is Jokers versus Fujin, Raijin, and Moomba.)
Raijin: WTF!, since when are you able to fight Moomba?
Moomba: Since I stole a gf from the master of Shumi Village…
(Joker flies up to Fujin.)
Floating skull/wizard guys on spinning blades, Joker Joe: Pick a card.
Fujin: HUH?
Joker Joe: Pick a card.
Fujin: WHY?
Joker Joe: Pick a card NOW!
Fujin: NO!….SCREW!…..THIS!…..
(Fujin sends her weapon flying and has it cut the cards and half and as well as the Joker's head.)
Moomba: I'm going to try out this gf….
(Moomba summons gf. Taps toe waiting. Joker Schmoe comes up and cuts Raijin.)
Raijin: You gonna die, ya know!
Moomba: NO, I wanna see this gf work…
(Joker Schmoe comes up to Fujin and persuades her to pick a card. Fujin picks a card that has a big, red heart on it and suddenly she gets engulfed in flame and she starts running around in pain.)
Joker Schmoe: Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
(Moomba's gf finally comes. Gf's name is Moomba God.)
Moomba God: I shall crush you!
(Moomba God swipes at Joker Schmoe and deals 1 damage.)
Moomba: WTF!!!
Raijin: OK, we saw your lame ass gf now lets kill the bastard all ready.
Moomba: -_-*
(Raijin goes up and casts thunderaga on Joker 2 and kills him.)
(Battle Ends)
Quistis: (Trying to make Moomba feel better.) At least you'll be able to draw, use magic, use items, and use various other skills that your gf has. Also look at this way all that lame ass cerberus can do is cast double or triple, at least yours does some damage….
(Big Three Headed Dog appears from no where.)
Cerberus Head 1: WHAT!
Cerberus Head 2: DID!
Cerberus Head 3: YOU!
All 3 Heads at once: SAY!!!!!!!
(Cerberus stomps on her.)
Rinoa: You get back her you bad dog.
(Cerberus leaves.)
Quistis: (Is crumpled on the ground.) owwww…. Phoenix Down please….
Selphie: Nah, lets wait, we'll wait til we get into town and then use a inn or some other various rest spot….
Quistis: I sure feel loved…..