Title: Respecting the Big Bad
Part: (1/1) (PG-13 for language)
Disclaimer: Joss created the characters and I am just
borrowing them.
Spoilers: None
Distribution: My
site & Trish's. All others please ask.
Summary:
Response to Cat's 7 Sentences Fic Challenge.
Feedback: Of
course.
Dedication: To Trish, the other half of the dark
duo.
Author's note: No aliens were harmed during the
setting of this fic.
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Respecting the Big Bad
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"Bloooooody Friggin' hell...I AM THE BIG BAD YOU WILL DO AS I SAY...I AM THE BIG BAD...NO ONE CROSS ME AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT, except the Slayer, but she only gets to 'cos I love her...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Niiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbblet!"
Buffy suddenly comes flying out of the house and throws a punch at Spike's nose, Buffy looks at him & snaps, "Spike, SHUT UP, you'll wake Dawn...What? Are you drunk again?"
"But, Slaaaayer," Spike whined, "You gotta help me, luv, please, please...I'm not drunk, trust me, I'm horribly sober...please, Slayer, help me...I'll owe you one?" Spike wheedled.
Buffy sighed as she said, "Ok, ok, I'll help, but only if you SHUT UP...what do you need?"
Spike sheepishly pulled his adversary from behind his back, and said "Slayer, can you please open this bottle of aspirin for me?" he watched with bated breath as Buffy valiantly fought with his adversary.
After a lot of sweat, tears and cursing on Buffy's part, she finally defeated its child proof lock.
Spike was so pleased, he swept Buffy in to his arms & kissed her deeply, surprisingly she let him and she even kissed him back.