One ship
Two ships
BIG SHIPS
small ships

Fast ship
Slow ship
Square ship
Round ship

Some with one nacelle
Some with two nacelles
Some with none at all
Some even have malls

This one has a Zonac drive
That one has Mobatar drive
Look over there that one is alive

Some with girls
And some with guys
Even more with girls and guys

Some have races that are lean
Some have races that are keen
Some have races that are very, very mean.

I don't know why they are lean, keen, and mean
Why don't you ask Gene

From planet Arcament
To planet Zincament
There are strange things found in every quaderent

There are some that warp
And there are some that like to drwarp
In the warm fuzzy feeling of a Lorp

Oh bang!! Oh boom!!
Oh bang!! Oh boom!!
Oops there goes another moon.

Cpt. Picard with the heart of white,
who will try to do what is right
Commands, "Set course for Mendern 7
Make it so, make it so, make it so, Number 7"

The Federation fights the Borg
And up go the numbers in the morgue

Deanna Troi is like a butterfly
But to Ricker she has an emotional tie

Dada is a computer
But the Borg queen is his suitor

Worf is a Klingon
Seska with the Kazon
Tuvok is a Vulcan
Sera is a Romulon

One ship
Two ships
BIG SHIPS
small ship