THE DRACO MALFOY SONG
As sung by our favourite trio, Harry, Ron and Hermione
It was the Halloween feast. Chatter and laughter emanated around the crowded Great Hall. Dumbledore beamed at his students.
DUMBLEDORE: "Well, now that our excellent feast has ended, we have one more piece of entertainment before we retire to bed. A skit by Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger!"
Loud applause came from the Gryffindor table as Hermione, Ron and Harry made their way up to the front of the Hall.
MALFOY (smirking): "Oh, this is going to be amusing."
Harry, Hermione and Ron conjured microphones out of thin air. They stood facing the house tables. Ron was on the far left, Hermione was in the middle and Harry was on the right.
RON: "Hey there! Enjoying your food?"
HERMIONE: "Now, contrary to the stupid story we gave the teachers, we aren't doing a skit."
Everyone looked confused. But there was more...
HARRY: "No, we're using this rare opportunity to get revenge on someone who we feel deserves to be greatly embarrassed- DRACO MALFOY of Slytherin!"
Draco's jaw dropped. He suddenly looked murderous and gave them all the most evil look you have ever seen in your life.
A band Apparated beside Ron, Hermione and Harry. It had Lee Jordan on drums, George Weasley on keyboard, Fred Weasley on guitar (A/N I'm not sure if these instruments are even in the song I'm filking, but I wanted to put these people into the story) and Angelina, Ginny and Cho (A/N I'm not fond of Cho but I have a feeling Harry would want her to be in the story) as backup singers.
LEE (hitting his drumsticks together): "One, two, three, hit it!"
HARRY (to the tune of 'Every Move You Make'): "Every smirk you make,
Every per-son you forsake,
Every child you make
cry, just makes me want to curse you!"
BACKUP SINGERS: (sing Harry's verse, hearafter known as CHORUS)
HERMIONE: "Every smart remark you make,
Every line you've spake-"
The music ground to a halt. Everyone looked confused.
HARRY: (rolls his eyes)
RON (to Hermione): "Spake?"
HERMIONE: "It's Shakespearean, Ron."
RON: "Oh."
The music started up again. Far from being confused many students (and a couple of teachers) looked utterly uplifted. Many had evil grins on their faces and were trying not to laugh.
HERMIONE(singing, with a suprisingly good voice): "Every mistake you make,
Just makes me want to cur-urse you!"
BACKUP SINGERS: (CHORUS)
RON (singing, also sounding rather good... spooky): "Oh, for the Cannons' sake,
Those twerps you take around with you! (A/N This is difficult to sing, try singing the last three words of Ron's second sung line more quietly)
You are such a fake,
Ev'ry breath you take makes me wa-ant to punch you!"
WHOLE STUDENT POPULATION EXCEPT SLYTHERINS: (CHORUS)
The teachers couldn't join in because they were all cracking up. Professor Snape and the Slytherins, especially a certain Slytherin all looked scandalised. The music faded out and Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lee, Fred, George, Angelina, Cho and Ginny all took bows. They had gotten their revenge.