Author's Note: Warning, this is a spoof of "The New Girl". I did it because I'm not ready to let go of the cast of that story. *Sniffles* Oh, yeh! And I don't own Final Fantasy, blah, blah, blah. You know all the rest. P.S. It helps if you read the actual story first. ^.~
Chapter One: Anew person to take up more space.
"I am very proud of you all," Cid praised. "Very proud indeed."
Zell flipped him off when his back was turned, causing Selphie to giggle.
"Yes, Miss Tilmitt?" Cid asked, "Is there something funny?"
Selphie covered her mouth, trying to hide her giggles, and shook her head furiously.
"Okay," Cid sighed, "Now, like I was saying-"
Suddenly, the door flew open, hitting Squall's head. He flew back several feet and landed on Quistis, whose face turned bright red.
In waltzed a gothic beauty. She was perfection in everyway imaginable. She went to walk into the room, but tripped over her own boots and fell flat on her face.
Selphie giggled, and Zell raised his eyebrow.
"Uh.. May I help you young lady?" Cid asked, visibly upset by the rude interruption.
The girl stood up, and brushed herself off, "Yeah! I'll say! I'm here to kill you!"
Everyone's eyes got big. "Excuse me?" Cid stuttered.
The girl's face turned bright red, "Ahhh... I mean... I'm here to buy you lunch!"
Cid breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, OK. For a second there, I could of sworn you said you were here to kill me."
The girl revealed a knife and raised it above Cid's head. He turned around, and she started scratching her head with it, "Uh... I have lice!" She proclaimed, pretending to scratch furiously.
"Okkkkaaayyyy..." Cid blinked, "Zell? How about you show her around?"
Zell sighed, and stood up. "What's yer name?" he asked the girl when they were out in the hall.
"I am Batboy!" the girl cried, pretending to fly like a bird.
Zell knotted his eyebrows together in confusion. 'This girl sure is weird.' he thought to himself.
"Is that your real name?"
The girl stopped dead in her tracks, "No, it's Ceres Leigh Almasy the First!"
Zell wasn't watching where he was walking, so, of course, he ran into a pole. "Ouch..." he moaned as Ceres helped him up. "You're Seifer's sister?"
"Yeah!" Ceres exclaimed, "But lemme tell you a little secret, I think we have different daddies, 'cuz our mommy was a WHORE!"
Zell blinked, "Okay."
Ceres giggled, and leaned over, trying to kiss Zell, but instead, kissed the wall. "Well, I've gotta go unpack now, it was nice meeting you Hell!"
"Uh..." Zell called after her as she ran in the wrong direction, "It's Zell!"
Chapter One: Anew person to take up more space.
"I am very proud of you all," Cid praised. "Very proud indeed."
Zell flipped him off when his back was turned, causing Selphie to giggle.
"Yes, Miss Tilmitt?" Cid asked, "Is there something funny?"
Selphie covered her mouth, trying to hide her giggles, and shook her head furiously.
"Okay," Cid sighed, "Now, like I was saying-"
Suddenly, the door flew open, hitting Squall's head. He flew back several feet and landed on Quistis, whose face turned bright red.
In waltzed a gothic beauty. She was perfection in everyway imaginable. She went to walk into the room, but tripped over her own boots and fell flat on her face.
Selphie giggled, and Zell raised his eyebrow.
"Uh.. May I help you young lady?" Cid asked, visibly upset by the rude interruption.
The girl stood up, and brushed herself off, "Yeah! I'll say! I'm here to kill you!"
Everyone's eyes got big. "Excuse me?" Cid stuttered.
The girl's face turned bright red, "Ahhh... I mean... I'm here to buy you lunch!"
Cid breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, OK. For a second there, I could of sworn you said you were here to kill me."
The girl revealed a knife and raised it above Cid's head. He turned around, and she started scratching her head with it, "Uh... I have lice!" She proclaimed, pretending to scratch furiously.
"Okkkkaaayyyy..." Cid blinked, "Zell? How about you show her around?"
Zell sighed, and stood up. "What's yer name?" he asked the girl when they were out in the hall.
"I am Batboy!" the girl cried, pretending to fly like a bird.
Zell knotted his eyebrows together in confusion. 'This girl sure is weird.' he thought to himself.
"Is that your real name?"
The girl stopped dead in her tracks, "No, it's Ceres Leigh Almasy the First!"
Zell wasn't watching where he was walking, so, of course, he ran into a pole. "Ouch..." he moaned as Ceres helped him up. "You're Seifer's sister?"
"Yeah!" Ceres exclaimed, "But lemme tell you a little secret, I think we have different daddies, 'cuz our mommy was a WHORE!"
Zell blinked, "Okay."
Ceres giggled, and leaned over, trying to kiss Zell, but instead, kissed the wall. "Well, I've gotta go unpack now, it was nice meeting you Hell!"
"Uh..." Zell called after her as she ran in the wrong direction, "It's Zell!"