Introduction

I got the Charlie's Angels soundtrack for Christmas and I _so_ could not resist! For those of you who actually watch or have the slightest idea what Charlie's Angels is about - gomen nasai. I don't. All I know for sure is it's about these 3 cool girls who kill people and break stuff for this dude named Charlie. Close enough? Hope so...

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Copyrights: I own Trinity, Annette and Marina: nothing else. *sob* I haven't the slightest clue who Charlie's Angels belongs to. I _do_ know that Gundam Wing belongs to the Sotsu Agency, TV Tokyo and Bandai. Don't sue me because you'd be wasting your time as I have no money. Broke. No job. Lazy. Bad. No flames either or I'll... *thinks* I'll sic Duo on you!

Duo: *produces pistol**CLICK**grin*

Me: *moves closer to you**whispers* I suggest you don't provoke him.

Duo: *nods**grins**waves pistol*

Me: *rolls eyes* Let's get this slightly psychotic show on the road shall we? *waves* Enjoy Chapter 1! Ja ne Minna-san!

~*~*~ Theme Song (Destiny's Child - Independent Women Part 1)

Quatre: *muttering behind curtain* I can't _believe_ Serena talked us into this...

::Curtains come up::

::Trowa is on the drums, Quatre on keyboards, Wufei on bass and Heero and Duo are on 1st and 2nd quitar. Relena Peacecraft, Sally Po and Catherine Bloom are singing as Destiny's Child. Relena is wearing tight black pants and a black leather jacket. Sally is in a skin tight, black, spagetti-strap dress. Catherine is in tight black jeans and a bright red tank top::

::Music starts::

Relena: Trinity, with my girl Anne, Marina and Destiny. Heero's Angels. Come on.

Sally: Uh.

Catherine: Uh.

Relena: Uh.

Sally: Question
Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feeling lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave

Catherine: Question
Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me, boy you get dissmissed
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
Always 50-50 in relationships

Relena: The shoes on my feet

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The clothes I'm wearing

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The rock I'm rockin'

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: 'Cause I depend on me
If I wanted
The watch you're wearing

Sally and Catherine: I'll buy it

Relena: The house I live in

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The car I'm driving

Sally and Catherine: I bought it
I depend on me

Relena: I depend on me
All the women who independent

All: Throw your hands up at me

Sally: All the honeys who making money

All: Throw your hands up at me

Catherine: All the mamas who profit dollas

All: Throw your hands up at me

Relena: All the ladies who truly feel me

All: Throw your hands up at me

All: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that

Catherine: Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies it ain't easy being independent

Sally: Question
How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Braggin' on that cash that he gave you as the front
If you gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt
Depend on no one else to give you what you want

Relena: The shoes on my feet

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The clothes I'm wearing

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The rock I'm rocking

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: 'Cause I depend on me
If I wanted
The watch you're wearing

Sally and Catherine: I'll buy it

Relena: The house I live in

Sally and Catherine: I bought it

Relena: The car I'm driving

Sally and Catherine: I bought it
I depend on me

Relena: I depend on me
All the women who independent

All: Throw your hands up at me

Sally: All the honeys who making money

All: Throw your hands up at me

Catherine: All the mamas who profit dollas

All: Throw your hands up at me

Relena: All the ladies who truly feel me

All: Throw your hands up at me

All: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that

Relena: Destiny's Child

Sally and Catherine: Whassup

Relena: You in the house

Sally and Catherine: Sho' 'nough

Relena: We'll break these people off -

All: Angel Style

All(choral): Child of destiny
Independent beauty
No one else takes care of me
Heero's Angels

Relena: All the women who independent

All: Throw your hands up at me

Sally: All the honeys who making money

All: Throw your hands up at me

Catherine: All the mamas who profit dollars

All: Throw your hands up at me

Relena: All the ladies who truly feel me

All: Throw your hands up at me

All: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that

Relena: Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Heero how your Angels get down like that

::Trinity, Annette and Marina run across the stage, firing at a group of goons who are chasing them into Chapter 1. The curtains close::

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"Independent Women" is owned by Destiny's Child and all their lawyer peeps that really frighten me...

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Read on! Read on!