Chapter Two: A Hope of Scoring.
It didn't take long for word to get out that Ceres Almasy was the easiest lay in the entire galaxy...er...I meant, that she was Seifer's sister! Yeah!
She was over-crowed by millions of guys, all who showed deep concern for her breasts...I mean, brother!
'Wow..' she thought amazingly to herself, 'I never knew this many people cared about my breasts!...er...brother!"
Her mission, should she choose to accept it, was to kill Dawson Leery... er.. Cid Kramer! She had found out that he had used her breasts....er...brother! as a puppet. She had overheard Cid talking on the phone as she was wondering around some hotel, lost out of her mind.
Zell became one of her best friends. Even though she often caught him staring at her breasts. (No, that is NOT a typo, this time.)
"HEY!" Zell screamed, standing on top of the water fountain, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! WOOHOO! WOO-" his cheering was cut short as he fell from his throne.
Ceres giggled and walked over to him, "Hiya kingy-wingy."
Zell blinked, "I heard you took your test today."
Ceres eyes got big, "You mean?! The test was TODAY?!"
"You didn't take it?"
"Er.... Of course I did!"
Zell hugged her, "Well, I hope you pass!"
Ceres blinked.
"Attention, would all of you losers who probably failed the SeeD exam please report to the 2nd floor classrooms, repeat, would all of you losers who probably failed the SeeD exam please report to the 2nd floor. "
"I guess that means me!" Ceres exclaimed, smiling proudly.
Zell nodded, "Good luck!"
Ceres ran off, singing, "Happy happy Grapefruits!" at the top of her lungs.
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Zell had been looking for Ceres approximately 15 minutes. And he was about to give up. "Where...is...she...at?" he huffed, out of breath.
("Wait.. how can I be outta breath? All I did was call Squall." *Smacks Zell* "Because I am the author and I said so damnit!")
Zell blinked, "Maybe I should call Ceres maybe she'll know where Ceres is at!"
Zell picked up his shoe and dialed her number. "Jeez... I guess no one is home!"
Suddenly, the door flew open, and in stumbled a VERY drunk Selphie, "Heyaaa Heellllll. WANNA GO TO THE PARTY?!"
Zell shrugged his shoulders, "Okay!"
*Author's Note: No, I do not hate Zell or Ceres. Zell being one of my favourite characters in this game, and Ceres being one of my favourite creations. I just like seeing them act like idiots. ^.~ *
It didn't take long for word to get out that Ceres Almasy was the easiest lay in the entire galaxy...er...I meant, that she was Seifer's sister! Yeah!
She was over-crowed by millions of guys, all who showed deep concern for her breasts...I mean, brother!
'Wow..' she thought amazingly to herself, 'I never knew this many people cared about my breasts!...er...brother!"
Her mission, should she choose to accept it, was to kill Dawson Leery... er.. Cid Kramer! She had found out that he had used her breasts....er...brother! as a puppet. She had overheard Cid talking on the phone as she was wondering around some hotel, lost out of her mind.
Zell became one of her best friends. Even though she often caught him staring at her breasts. (No, that is NOT a typo, this time.)
"HEY!" Zell screamed, standing on top of the water fountain, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! WOOHOO! WOO-" his cheering was cut short as he fell from his throne.
Ceres giggled and walked over to him, "Hiya kingy-wingy."
Zell blinked, "I heard you took your test today."
Ceres eyes got big, "You mean?! The test was TODAY?!"
"You didn't take it?"
"Er.... Of course I did!"
Zell hugged her, "Well, I hope you pass!"
Ceres blinked.
"Attention, would all of you losers who probably failed the SeeD exam please report to the 2nd floor classrooms, repeat, would all of you losers who probably failed the SeeD exam please report to the 2nd floor. "
"I guess that means me!" Ceres exclaimed, smiling proudly.
Zell nodded, "Good luck!"
Ceres ran off, singing, "Happy happy Grapefruits!" at the top of her lungs.
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Zell had been looking for Ceres approximately 15 minutes. And he was about to give up. "Where...is...she...at?" he huffed, out of breath.
("Wait.. how can I be outta breath? All I did was call Squall." *Smacks Zell* "Because I am the author and I said so damnit!")
Zell blinked, "Maybe I should call Ceres maybe she'll know where Ceres is at!"
Zell picked up his shoe and dialed her number. "Jeez... I guess no one is home!"
Suddenly, the door flew open, and in stumbled a VERY drunk Selphie, "Heyaaa Heellllll. WANNA GO TO THE PARTY?!"
Zell shrugged his shoulders, "Okay!"
*Author's Note: No, I do not hate Zell or Ceres. Zell being one of my favourite characters in this game, and Ceres being one of my favourite creations. I just like seeing them act like idiots. ^.~ *