Chaper Three: Almost, but no lucky charms.
"Wow!" Zell exclaimed when they got to the party. Everyone was drunk, or passed out. "This looks like fun!"
Selphie giggled, "Yuuuuuuuup."
"WOOHOO!" Zell turned to see Squall shouting at the top of his lungs, "TAKE IT OFF!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!"
Standing on the dessert tray, was a very drunk, very nude, Ceres. She was dancing around, as guys threw her money.
"Heee-eeeyy!" Quistis called up from the floor, where she had fallen earlier, and had yet to get up, "Somebody put on some DISCO!"
Suddenly a large disco ball came down and everyone starting dancing along to "Staying Alive".
By the time that the party broke up, due to some idiot calling the cops, everyone was drunker than drunk could possibly be. Zell looked around for Ceres, and found her talking to a plant.
"You," she slurred, lazily putting her arm around the plant, "Are my bestest friend ever. I love you, man." she started crying, "Ya know?"
"Hey!" Zell called, walking over to her. She looked up, "Hey, I'm busy here, can't you see. Now, what do ya want?"
Zell shrugged, "I figured we could go back to my room and fuck."
Ceres nodded seriously, "OK!" she turned to the plant, "I'll see you later, 'kay?"
Together they drunkingly made their way to Zell's dorm. When they reached it, they started to make out.
When Zell went to unbutton Ceres' pants, she grabbed his hand.
"What?" he asked.
"You can't do that." she replied.
"Why?"
"'Cuz I have one of those chastity belts on."
"Do not!"
"Do too, check it out."
So Zell unbuttoned her pants. True to her word, there was a chastity belt. "Look, it's IRON UNDERWEAR!" Ceres cried, giggling.
Zell whined, "Where's the key?"
Ceres blinked, "You'll never believe this, but my cat swallowed it."
Zell groaned, "Where's that cat at? I'ma gonna cut him open and take it out!"
"NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Ceres cried, "You can't kill Mr.Fluffy!"
Zell pouted. "Not fair."
Ceres blinked, and then proceeded to throw up on him. "Oopise woopsie."
Zell looked down at his clothes, "EEP! How am I gonna get this out?"
"Use ketchup," Ceres said gravely, "It works."
So Zell went into the kitchen and poured ketchup all over himself.
"Well, that didn't work." he said coming back to the bedroom.
When Ceres saw him, she screamed, "Oh my God Zell! You're bleeding!" She screamed again and ran out of the door, crying.
"Wow!" Zell exclaimed when they got to the party. Everyone was drunk, or passed out. "This looks like fun!"
Selphie giggled, "Yuuuuuuuup."
"WOOHOO!" Zell turned to see Squall shouting at the top of his lungs, "TAKE IT OFF!! OH YEAH BABY!!!!"
Standing on the dessert tray, was a very drunk, very nude, Ceres. She was dancing around, as guys threw her money.
"Heee-eeeyy!" Quistis called up from the floor, where she had fallen earlier, and had yet to get up, "Somebody put on some DISCO!"
Suddenly a large disco ball came down and everyone starting dancing along to "Staying Alive".
By the time that the party broke up, due to some idiot calling the cops, everyone was drunker than drunk could possibly be. Zell looked around for Ceres, and found her talking to a plant.
"You," she slurred, lazily putting her arm around the plant, "Are my bestest friend ever. I love you, man." she started crying, "Ya know?"
"Hey!" Zell called, walking over to her. She looked up, "Hey, I'm busy here, can't you see. Now, what do ya want?"
Zell shrugged, "I figured we could go back to my room and fuck."
Ceres nodded seriously, "OK!" she turned to the plant, "I'll see you later, 'kay?"
Together they drunkingly made their way to Zell's dorm. When they reached it, they started to make out.
When Zell went to unbutton Ceres' pants, she grabbed his hand.
"What?" he asked.
"You can't do that." she replied.
"Why?"
"'Cuz I have one of those chastity belts on."
"Do not!"
"Do too, check it out."
So Zell unbuttoned her pants. True to her word, there was a chastity belt. "Look, it's IRON UNDERWEAR!" Ceres cried, giggling.
Zell whined, "Where's the key?"
Ceres blinked, "You'll never believe this, but my cat swallowed it."
Zell groaned, "Where's that cat at? I'ma gonna cut him open and take it out!"
"NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Ceres cried, "You can't kill Mr.Fluffy!"
Zell pouted. "Not fair."
Ceres blinked, and then proceeded to throw up on him. "Oopise woopsie."
Zell looked down at his clothes, "EEP! How am I gonna get this out?"
"Use ketchup," Ceres said gravely, "It works."
So Zell went into the kitchen and poured ketchup all over himself.
"Well, that didn't work." he said coming back to the bedroom.
When Ceres saw him, she screamed, "Oh my God Zell! You're bleeding!" She screamed again and ran out of the door, crying.