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Chapter 5: It sucks being you Relena.
(Team 2)
Team 1:
Trowa = Green
Quatre = Blue
Wufei = Red
Team 2:
Heero = Green
Relena = Yellow
Duo = Blue
Mariemaia = Red
Heero: Yellow and Blue you must enter the dining room and retrieve some silverware. Green will navigate.
Relena: Nooooooooo!
Duo: Nooooooooo!
Mariemaia: You deserve a punishment Miss Relena.
Mariemaia looks through her backpack.
Heero: I agree they both need it.
Relena:
Duo: Help me God, Allah, Kanesh, Shinigami, Jesus, Buddha, Anyone!
Relena: Let's just get this over with!
Mariemaia: Has anyone seen my 8 ball?
Relena and Duo leave the safehouse.
~*~
Psychic: There is nothing wrong with this room. It is perfectly fine. The ghosts seem friendly. All I can say is that--people ate in the dining room.
~*~
Duo: What do we do?
Heero: You go up the stairs in front of you and you'll find another staircase, go up, and go down the halls. You turn left, right, left, right, left, left, left, right, left, left and right. You'll see a door on the left don't go inside of it. Keep walking down the hall going left, right, left, and left. You'll see a door on the right go inside.
Duo: @_@ What?
Heero repeats the directions.
Duo: What?
Heero: Just let me talk to Relena!
Duo: Ok. Relena, Heero wants to talk to you.
Relena: Really? Give it here!
Heero tells Relena the directions.
Relena: Oh ok. Come on Duo.
Duo: How could you memorize that?
Relena: shhhh!
Duo: This is boring.
Relena: shhhh!
Duo: I'm tired
Relena: shhhh!
They arrive at the door. Duo and Relena are panting.
Relena: Some exercise, I think I lost 5 pounds.
Duo: Stop stealing Trowa's jokes!
Relena:
Heero: Shut up! I like Trowa's jokes.
Duo and Relena: ....
Relena: What do we do now?
Heero: You see that table? Go over to it and inspect it.
Relena: Ok, Come on Duo!
Duo: I'm tired of you being the boss.
Relena: Fine, then stay her by yourself, only I know the way out of here.
Duo: ...
Relena: Good, now you inspect that side while I inspect this side.
Duo: Must be that time of month.
Relena: Shut up!
Duo:
Heero: zzzzzz
Duo pulls an 8 ball out of his pocket and he starts to play with it.
On Relena's side of the table...
Relena: Wow, look at all the plates.
Relena puts the plates in a bag.
Duo: What? Okay let's try another one. Am I handsome? Duo shakes the 8 ball.
Magical 8 ball: No.
(Don't hurt me! It's the 8 ball's fault!)
Duo: Ok, Am I smart? Duo shakes the 8 ball
Magical 8 ball: Don't count on it.
Duo looks frustrated.
Relena inspects the table even more.
Relena: What fancy spoons with names etched onto them. Oooo!
Duo: Stupid ball!
A chair is thrown at Relena; it misses.
Relena: What the, DUO! Are you trying to kill me?
Duo: Stupid!
Relena: What? Relena throws a spoon at Duo's head.
Duo: Dumb ba--ow! Relena! What the hell are you doing?
Duo throws the 8 ball at Relena. Relena throws some silverware at Duo. They start throwing things at each other.
Ghost: Stop that! Put that silverware down!
They continue throwing things at each other.
Ghost: I told you to stop that!
A chair is thrown at Relena and Duo.
Relena and Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Heero wakes up.
Ghost: Good! Now pick up that silverware!
Relena and Duo run away screaming.
Heero: What the hell? Duo! Relena! Answer me!
Ghost: I hate when that happens! Now I have to pick it up all by myself! Stupid kids!
Relena and Duo are keep running until they reach the safehouse.
DARE INCOMPLETE
Heero: What the hell was going on in there?
Relena has a shocked expression on her face while Duo has an astonished look on his face.
Relena: ....
Duo: That was cool.
Relena: ....
Mariemaia: I think something is wrong with Miss Relena.
Relena: ....
Duo: That was cool, right Relena? Duo slaps her on the back and she falls over.
Heero, Duo, and Mariemaia: ....
Heero: Maybe we should call an ambulance.
Duo: It's not that bad. Duo kicks her and she twitches. See? She's okay.
Five minutes go by.
Duo: You're right, maybe we should call an ambulance.
The scene cuts to Relena being carried away on a stretcher. Everything is there cops, paramedics, firefighters, etc.
Mariemaia: Mariemaia walks up to a Paramedic. Is Miss Relena going to be all right?
Paramedic: She's going to be okay, your mommy is going to be just fine.
Mariemaia: She's not my mother.
Paramedic: Oh, sorry. It's just tha-
Mariemaia: That's quite all right.
Heero: What's going to happen now?
Man from MTV: Team one's investigation on the mansion will be canceled due to yellow's situation.
Heero: What?
Duo: What?
Wufei: What?
Trowa: What?
Quatre: ....
Mariemaia: What?
Heero: You can't do this! I have to pay an old lady for a vase I broke! No!
Mariemaia: And I wanted to take over world! Mariemaia goes into a temper tantrum.
Duo: And I wanted to--I can't remember!
Trowa: I'll have to keep working at the circus then.
Quatre: I didn't even get a turn.
Wufei: Stupid Relena!
Man from MTV: Since we have these problems we'll give you each $1000.
Mariemaia: That will do for now!
Quatre smiles.
Smile: **Sparkly, Sparkly**
Duo: Yay!
Wufei and Trowa: ....
Heero looks relieved.
-Relena is recovering. The contestants are visiting her at her home.
Relena is asleep.
Duo decides to have a little fun. He walks up to her bed and whispers into her ear.
Duo: You are a British prostitute named Alice. Heero is your enemy. You goal is to make his life miserable. Your are madly in love with Quatre. When Wufei says justice or in injustice you will slap him really hard on the face.
Relena: I am a British prostitute named Alice, I will make Heero's life miserable, I'm madly in love with Quatre, and I will slap Wufei in the face whenever he says justice or injustice.
Duo: Good! On the count of five you will wake up. 1...2...3...4... 5!
Relena wakes up and the other pilots except Quatre walk in. Relena speaks in a British accent.
Alice: Heero!
Alice throws a box of chocolates at Heero but it hits Wufei.
Heero: What the hell did you do that for?
Wufei: Ow!
Alice: Shut up!
Duo is trying hard to keep from laughing out loud.
Trowa: Odd.
Wufei: Stop talking in a British accent Relena!
Alice: What are you talking about? My name is Alice!
Duo: Say justice Wufei!
Wufei: Justice?
Relena slaps him in the face.
Wufei: Ow! What's wrong with you?
Relena sees Quatre come into the room. She tackles him.
Relena: Hi!
Quatre: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
The End