Quite possibly the worst fic ever

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Just so you know this is made to be bad
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One day in a house Quatre was eating pie!

Quatre: YUM I like pie, pie, pie, pie, pie. Do you like Pie Duo?

Duo: oh I live pie yes I do pie is so yummy.

Heero: Did someone say pie? I love pie yes I do I sure do love pie.

Trowa: hey you guys. I am going to go back and screw around with Quatre and pie.

Quatre: oh boy im so happy

Trowa: meow

Heero: woof

WuFei: he..he…hehe he said Woof

Duo: I catch a fish

Heero: I cook a fish

Quatre: I eat a fish

Everyone: I like it!

Duo: man we are so Drunk

Heero: and we are under age hahahahaha

Quatre: yes we are

WuFei: I like crackers

BoB: man you guys are so cool

Heero: Who the hell are you?

bob runs away crying

Quatre: poor bobby. Hey Trowa you think he might want to play with us

Trowa: sure the more the bester

Relena walks in

Relena: Hey you guys I just downloaded some porn of the Internet

Quatre: come and give me it

Relena: NO

Quatre: YES

Relena: NO

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Relena: NO

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Heero: SHUT UP YOU MORONS

Relena&Quatre: NO

Heero: YES

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Heero: YES

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Heero: YES

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Heero: YES

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Heero: YES

Relena&Quatre: NO

Heero: YES

Quatre gets out a gun and shoots both Relena and Heero dead

Quatre: haha you morons. You all thought I was some little Farie but no. I AM DON SPAGETTI

Quatre gets shot in the ass by Duo

Duo:Shut up you little Fairie

Kermit the frog: DAMN YOU ALL DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL. Oh yeah I like crackers

everyone makes out inside of Relena's dead corpse

Everyone on earth: I LIKE CRACKERS

Zechs:#^$#@@$%&*^&%^%$!#%#^*(&^$%@#$!@##%(*%&^%$$##%^UI%^$$#!@$(*&^$%#@%$&*&
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&(^%$#%^*^%&#$@%^&(&*&^%$$$%*&^^%$&(*&^#$%@#%*&^%%@$&*&^%$@$%^%*% YOU ALL

Zechs: you know what @$%!@#$ all of #$#! @#$%#@ %@# idiots why don't you go and
$@%&$#!&#$^ A DONKEY WITH $#^$#^! $@ #R! #$^#$^ @!$ # HITLER !@#%~!@W%@$# AND YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M A $%$%%@ FAIRIE TO

suddenly everyone dies a horrable and Vauge death