Holloween 2
Disclaimer: *sniff* I'd ask Blade to do it but he ran away. Just go back and read the first one. I MISS BLADE!! WAAAAAHH!!
And just to let you know, I hired a narrorator who will be known as N.
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N: Everyone has split up and are wandering around the house being as careful as one who has eaten ten pounds of candy
can be. Unfortuately for Wufei, Duo had had twice the normal Holloween dose and was on a major sugar high.
Duo: WU-MAN!!! WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?
Wufei: Why do you think, Maxwell! I don't want that demon AJ to catch us, mainly me.
D: OH! Hehe. You called AJ a demon.
W: -_-;;
N: Meanwhile Zechs and Noin are having...diferent.... problems of their own...making out without being caught....
Zechs: Noin, you look great in that outfit...
Noin: Well, Tarzan, you don't look so bad yourself....
Z: Ya know Noin, I saw a broom closet back there...
N: why Zechs, what are you saying? *tossels his loincloth, fangirls of Zechs faint*
Z: *raises eyebrow then pulls Noin back into closet*
N: Heero and Relena are sneaking around the kitchen...
Relena: Oh Heero! Look! Candy!!
Heero: .....hn.
R: Oh come on. You know you want some.
H: Hn.
R: *picks up a king size twix* yum...*eats*
H:....h--hn
R: *picks up another piece and hands it to Heero*
H: *puts in mouth and chews*
R: See? isn't it good?
H: O.O
R: what's wrong Heero?
H: must....have.... more....candy....*grabs handfull by handfull and shoves into mouth*
R: o.O
N: Now we see Trowa and Catherine sneaking down a darkened hall...
Trowa: *foot catches on Cathy's dress, and falls* (ya know, his clown feet) ow!!
Cathy: Trowa! *helps him up* we have to keep moving! We can't let her get us!
T: easy for you to say. She'd just leave you.
C: what?
T: You're a girl! She only wants to torture us guys or as she says, bishonen....
C: I won't let her get you! I'll protect you Trowa! *pulls out a sharp knife from who knows where....* She'll die before she
touches you....
T: ///.o
C: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
T: *backs away slowly*
C: Sorry Trowa, I've had way too much sugar tonight....
T: *blank stare*
C: ^_^;;;
N: Now we hap upon Blade and Quatre, both who look very paranoid...
Blade: I. Am. Scared.
Quatre: Me too. I don't want to know what she'll do with us if she finds us...
Blade: *Gulp*
Q: Do you feel like we're being watched.
B: o.O
Q: O.o
Q: *in a whisper* let's keep moving.
B: *whispering also* yeah...
N: A lightbulb flashes over Quatre's head.
Q: I've got it!
B: Shh! And got what?
Q: *Leans over and whipsers into Blade's ear*
B: Might work...
N: Now we see AJ who is spinning madly in a computer chair, laughing....and coughing.....
AJ: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcoughgag*
N: Yes, well....now let's check up on Duo and Wufei.
Duo: *has been bound and gagged* Muumph Mphmmrrrmmmph
W: *dragging Duo* [whispering] Stop making noise! Do you want to be caught by that foul creature?
D: *starts laughing for no apparent reason* {AN: remember, he's on a sugar high}
W: -_-;
D: Mmmph?
W: -_-;;;;;;; *leans against wall and a fake but realistic skeleton pops out. Screams* AHHHHHHHH!!!!
D: *bursts into convulive fits of giggles*
W: *glares*
N: Now lets go and see if relena can stop Heero from eating the candy...
H: *holding stomach in pain* ehhhhww....it hurts...
R: *sigh* Heero, I meant for you to eat ONE candy, not all three bowls.
H: Three's not a lot.
R: They were the size of punch bowls!
H: oh.....it still hurts.
R: Oi.
N: ummm....yes....now onto Zechs and Noin...
AJ pops up and leans over to whisper in Narrorator's ear.
N: *blushes* never mind...they're...er...busy....So onto *shoufles through many papers* um....Line?
AJ: Argh....Cathy and Trowa.
N: Oh, yes. Onto them...
T: *had taken off shoes and left them* AHA!!
C: WHAT?!
T: The front door!
C: ^_^
T: *tries to open door, but it's locked*
C: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
T: Calm down Cathy! *runs off and comes back with a clown shoe*
C: ????
T: *starts hitting shoe against door*
They hear insane laughter/hacking cough coming towards them
C: Hurry Trowa! She's coming!!
T: *sweat forming on his brow*
C: O.O
T: *finally breaks door down and pulls Cathy off through portal which just happened to be right outside the door*
AJ: Rats! They got away! On to the next victim....Watch out Wufei and Duo, I'm coming....
N: *Opens mouth to speak but cell phone rings* hold on please. *picks up and sarts talking*
N: Hello Lady Une.
Une: Trieze, I--
N: NO! they can't know it's me! My reputation would be soiled! *looks to audience* Forget what you have just heard.
U: Yessir! You are needed in an apointment right now.
Trieze: Hmmm.....Tell them to wait. I'm being held hostage until I finish this chapter of something called a finfiction...
U: I'll rescue you!
T: Sorry, I'm in a parrellel dimension that would be impossi--*suddenly disapears*
AJ: *blink, blink* Ooooookkkkkk......um, come back to the next fic and I'll have a different narrorator, one without a split-
personalitied worshipper.....
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