Funny Poem
Heero is a number one,
Trowa doesn't know a pun,
Duo is a number two,
And Quatre really looks like poo.
Wufei is a special case,
Milliardo has a smushy face,
Treize is a monkey butt,
And Lady Une's a dirty slut.
Relena is les, she has ten wives,
Catherine likes throwing knives,
Dorothy's from the land of Oz,
And Hilde doesn't wear no bras.
The mad doctors are friggin' apes,
They feed each other lots of grapes,
Gay they are, and gay they'll stay,
It's not their fault, they're born that way.
Wing Gundam is a piece of crap,
Deathscythe sure knows how to rap,
Heavyarms is a major bum,
Sandrock is like fish tank scum.
Nataku is losing all it's bolts,
Tallgeese likes to squash colts,
Epyon can screw a cat,
And Wing Zero is really fat.
Peacecraft is a stupid name,
Romafeller is really lame,
The White Fang are gun-wielding maniacs,
And Oz aren't the greatest brainiacs.
All in all, we'd like to say,
That Gundam Wing is really gay,
We don't care what you want to think,
And Quatre's stupid, he likes pink.
Heero's a fool,
Duo is cool,
Trowa is silent,
And Wufei is violent.
Gundam Wing can kiss my ass,
Cuz' it sure as hell don't have no class,
And this poem has gone on far too long,
We'll go now, before you all go bong.
(Author's Note: Despite what this story says, we actually do like Gundam Wing and most of it's characters. We were bored and wanted to write something funny. Pink is NOT a gay colour, so don't flame us over that. OKIE DOKIE???)
Heero is a number one,
Trowa doesn't know a pun,
Duo is a number two,
And Quatre really looks like poo.
Wufei is a special case,
Milliardo has a smushy face,
Treize is a monkey butt,
And Lady Une's a dirty slut.
Relena is les, she has ten wives,
Catherine likes throwing knives,
Dorothy's from the land of Oz,
And Hilde doesn't wear no bras.
The mad doctors are friggin' apes,
They feed each other lots of grapes,
Gay they are, and gay they'll stay,
It's not their fault, they're born that way.
Wing Gundam is a piece of crap,
Deathscythe sure knows how to rap,
Heavyarms is a major bum,
Sandrock is like fish tank scum.
Nataku is losing all it's bolts,
Tallgeese likes to squash colts,
Epyon can screw a cat,
And Wing Zero is really fat.
Peacecraft is a stupid name,
Romafeller is really lame,
The White Fang are gun-wielding maniacs,
And Oz aren't the greatest brainiacs.
All in all, we'd like to say,
That Gundam Wing is really gay,
We don't care what you want to think,
And Quatre's stupid, he likes pink.
Heero's a fool,
Duo is cool,
Trowa is silent,
And Wufei is violent.
Gundam Wing can kiss my ass,
Cuz' it sure as hell don't have no class,
And this poem has gone on far too long,
We'll go now, before you all go bong.
(Author's Note: Despite what this story says, we actually do like Gundam Wing and most of it's characters. We were bored and wanted to write something funny. Pink is NOT a gay colour, so don't flame us over that. OKIE DOKIE???)