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"Ahhhhhh!!! Not another girl!!!" I heard a feminine voice shout. I opened my eyes to see that I was surrounded by three women, one little girl, a weird rabbit, and an old man. I felt something under me, so I looked and there was a young, dark-haired man. He was very much dazed, so I got off of him and helped him up. "What happened?" I asked. "You fell out of the sky, like I did," the blond woman stated. I stared at her and saw that she looked a bit like a lion/human cross. I blinked hard and shook my head. The boy that was under me shook his head and muttered something about not liking girls anymore and accepted my assistance in standing up. He then turned to greet the new arrival and stopped. His eyes grew wide and he began to stammer. "Mu-mu-my nuh-nuh-name, uh, is Tuh-tuh-tenchi," he finally got out. I giggled and stuck out a hand. "My name is Amber." An invisible force knocked my hand away from his. I looked up to see a white-haired woman appear in between us. "What do you think you are doing? Tenchi is mine!" she snarled. The woman with the long dark hair growled. "No he is not, he is mine and has been since before BIRTH!" she screeched. I flinched and moved away as they began to fight. I saw a red haired woman walk out of the house and watch the fight. "Who are you? My name is Little Washuu," she stated. I grinned and shook her hand. "Mine is Amber. Why are they fighting? I only reached to shake his hand in the traditional greeting? What problem do they have with that?" I asked. She grinned and turned to me. "They feel you are here to steal his heart from them. They honestly believe that he is in love with them, when it is I who he is in love with!" she stated, grinning. I rolled my eyes and watched them argue. I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to see Tenchi. "Come. Lets flee while we can. It gets nasty sometimes," he told me. I stuck out a hand and grabbed his. I transported us into the woods nearby. "So why are they all like that?" I asked him. He shrugged and sat down on the ground. "They all showed up pretty much how you did and they have claimed that I am their 'destined husband'. It gets real old after a while. They hang all over me," he told me, seemingly extremely exasperated. I grinned, laying a hand on his shoulder. "It will be ok. I promise. Just let them know that they can not rule your life!" I told him. He looked up at me, grinned, and nodded. "Yeah. I do need to do that," he said. I looked at him carefully and saw that same stare I have seen so many times…it happens right before I get catapulted into another dimension. He leaned forward. "Amber. Please date me. I need to date someone so the rest of them will leave me alone." he stated. "Tenchi, if you wish me to stay in this dimension, you had better take that back. This is how I got here. The last dimension I was in a young man had to just lean over and kiss me for me to be thrown into the Fates' hands once again to end up here." I told him. "Please?" he asked, leaning over the exact same way as Trunks to place a kiss on my cheek. I sighed as I sensed the darkness sneaking up behind me. "Well, this place scores the award for 'least time spent in one dimension'. Sayonara…Tenchi." I said. "Sayonara? But, wont you be able to come back some day? Say 'ja' or 'ja ne' please!" he pleaded. I smiled and waved farewell.

One of my shortest stories! Maybe THE shortest. Oh well…got my point across!