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Chapter 5: Un-natural Disaster

"So.... he wasn't rid of," thought Neosnidramon, "maybe I have found a worthy adversary."
Neosnidramon looked down on the unsuspecting city that Takaramon had fired a blast into. "Soon," said Neosnidramon, "soon..."
Deep in the city, the digidestined were helping to clean up the mess that Takaramon had made when she blasted a building. "He, has the upper hand on us," said Joseph.
"What do you mean?" asked Tai, "we have more troops."
"Well, he does have the surprise advantage," said Yolei, "we'll never know when he'll attack, where, or how."
"I'm afraid it's true," said Izzy, "eventually, we'll be on edge, expecting him to attack, and when he does, we'll all be exhausted."
"And open targets," said Kari.
"Umm, no reason to be on edge now," said Sora with fear in her voice, "because here he comes!"
Sure enough, Neosnidramon was marching down the street, in plain view. "You guys, get the backup," said Joseph, "I'll keep him busy."
"Be careful," said Yolei before she and the others ran off to get their digimon partners.
"Well now, just one on one," thought Neosnidramon as he continued towards Joseph.
Neosnidramon unsheathed his sword, and grinned to himself. "Snidra slash!" yelled Neosnidramon as his sword glowed a crimson red.
Neosnidramon swung the blade and a crimson blade of energy was flung at Joseph. "Yikes!" yelled Joseph as he barely got out of the way.
The blade sliced into a building and exploded, sending the building to the ground. "That wasn't very nice," said Joseph as his amulet began to glow, "warp digivolve too..... Metalguardragumon!"
~Elsewhere~
"I think we should evacuate the city first," said Yolei, "people could get hurt."
In the distance an explosion was heard and a building fell down. "The fight's already begun," said Izzy, "we've gotta hurry and get the people out fast."
~Battleground~
"Snidra slash!" yelled Neosnidramon as he swung his sword.
"Flaming metal claw!" yelled Metalguardragumon as he blocked with his firey claws.
Metalguardragumon swung his other clawed hand, but Neosnidramon blocked with his sword. "Flaming metal claw!" yelled Metalguardragumon as he swiped at Neosnidramon with flaming claws.
Neosnidramon swiftly leaped over Metalguardragumon, and Metalguardragumon's claws struck a nearby building, toppling it over after the claws sliced through the base of the building like a hot knife through butter. "Aw jeez," said Metalguardragumon.
Yolei and the others came running to the battle ground, ready to rumble. "Everyone's outta the city!" yelled Yolei.
"Time to end this game," said Snidramon as he begun to spin quickly, "Snidra tornadoe!"
A vortex of energy surrounded Neosnidramon, and begun to grow, destroying everything it touched. When the vortex disapated, a large section of the city had been reduced to rubble, and dust and smoke rose into the air. "Well, that takes care of business," said Neosnidramon satisfied.
"Umm, we're still here!" yelled Yolei from the smoke.
The smoke cleared, and Neosnidramon saw that the digidestined, digimon partners, and Metalguardragumon were all protected by a dragon shield. "Now, is that anyway to treat a city?" asked Metalguardragumon, "I don't think so."
Rubble surrounded the battlefield. Neosnidramon was now against the digidestined's digimon and Metalguardragumon. "Mega claw!" yelled Wargreymon as he swiped at Neosnidramon.
Neosnidramon raised his sword and blocked. "Static force!" yelled Sylphymon, launching an all out attack on Neosnidramon.
Neosnidramon was hit and thrown backwards. "Horn buster," said Megakabuterimon as he knocked Neosnidramon into the air with his horn.
"Wing blade!" yelled Garudamon as she sent a firey eagle into Neosnidramon.
"Nova Star breath!" yelled Metalguardragumon as he fired an attack of pure heat at Neosnidramon.
Both attacks hit and created a massive explosion of heat energy. "Wargreymon, us those dramon destroyers of yours!" yelled Metalguardragumon, "he's a dramon!"
"Alright, time to wind things up," said Wargreymon, "mega claw!"
Wargreymon created a small tornadoe that collided with Neosnidramon and continued through. Wargreymon stopped spinning on the other side and looked down as Neosnidramon broke into data. "And another one bites the dust," said Wargreymon as he floated to the ground.
All of the digimon and Metalguardragumon all de-digivolved and stood in the middle of the destroyed section of the city. "What a mess," said Kari.
The people who had left earlier, were now returning to the war zone....
~Near the end of summer~
"Well, the destroyed section is almost rebuilt.... and in such a short time too," said Sora.
"That's because they have Metalguardragumon to help," said Yolei with a smile.
Metalguardragumon carried a load of metal to the top of a building in the distance, and the digidestined went back to work. "Ummm, why do I, have to help?" whined Matt, "this helmet is messing up my hair, and I never helped to destroy the place!"

The
End

Author's Notes: Well, hoped you liked that small series, but the fun doesn't stop here...... *big announcers voice* Comming soon, to a theater near you, it's.... Digimon: Darkest Threat 2 where we'll see new and old enemies, new digimon, new evolutions, and yes, more Guardragumon, tune in to the next series, when it comes out, if it already isn't out by time your done reading this one.

"Hmm, oh, you want to know what happened to them after they fixed up the city? Well, here ya go.... and don't forget to tune in for a special episode of Digimon: Darkest Threat takeout scenes...."
Izzy- Hacked into American sattelites
Matt- Ran out of hairgel and became a freak from bad hair
Mimi- Tried to strangle Biyomon
Sora- Hit Mimi in the head with a tennis raquet
Tai- finally got a haircut.... then found out it grow back to the same length, height and width as usual.... in only a whole day
TK- asked Kari out again
Kari- went out with TK
Davis- tried to strangle TK(or TS as he proclaims the name is pronounced)
Jun- found someone else, besides Matt to bug
Joe- won the noble prize for finding the cure for cancer, which, he had previously misplaced
Ken- hacked into the FBI and almost got Davis added to the ten most wanted, by mistake
Cody- whacked Davis in the head with a kendo stick
Joseph- got dragged to the mall again
Yolei- went out with Joseph(we aren't sure if dragging him to the mall counted though)

"Oh, you wanna know what happened to the digimon too?"
Tentomon- got a new tree (Tentomon yells from the background, "Stay away from my tree!")
Gabumon- burned down the tree
Warlagtramon- got reconfigured on the internet and lagged many MUD's
Palmon- stalked Tentomon
Gatomon- went out with Patamon
Patamon- went out with Gatomon
Veemon- finally found someone with a head harder than his...... a Gotsumon
Biyomon- kept a lookout for Mimi
Wormmon- was used as bait
Gomamon- used Wormmon for bait
Armadillomon- got into some coffee and couldn't get to sleep
Hawkmon- learned to fly upside down and backwards
Agumon- found another tree for Tentomon, then accidently burned it down
Ogremon- finally beat Leomon..... in a staring contest

"Well, thats that...... hmmm..... now all we need are them outtakes..... ah, here they are...."

Outakes

Chapter 1:
Joseph and Tai were walking through the mall carrying a bunch of boxes that Yolei, Kari and Sora had stacked up on them. "I can't see a thing," muttered Joseph.
They reached some stairs, which, Joseph never saw, and Joseph went tumbling down them. At the bottom he muttered a few choice words then yelled, "Isn't my stunt double supposed to do this!"
"Sorry," said the director, "but that wasn't in the script...... although it was a hoot.... CUT!"
Davis jumps from out of nowheres and gives Tai a haircut. "Why you little!" yelled Tai as he gave chase to Davis.
Chapter 2:
The ship that the four evil mega digimon were travelling in crashed into a building. "Well, huh?" said Insanedromon, "Umm, this is the Izumi residence, isn't it?"
"N,n,n,no...." said a frightened man, "you missed by a long shot....."
"CUT!" yelled the director.
Davis leaps from nowheres, again, and cuts Tai's hair. "ARRRGGGGHHH!!!" yelled Tai as he picked up Izzy's laptop and beat Davis senseless.
"My computer!" yelled Izzy as he leaped on Tai and pounded his back with his fists.
"I SAID CUT!" yelled the director, "why doesn't anyone listen to me?"
Take 2: The ship crashed into a building..... and kept going. "Let me guess, we missed, again?" asked Neosnidramon with a dumb look.
"Yup," said Katrynamon, "I keep telling you, don't let Insanedromon drive! He hasn't obtained his licence yet!"
"CUT!" yelled the director.
Davis leaps from nowheres again, only to meet a brick wall. "He didn't say, cut my hair Davis," grumbled Tai.
Take 123:
The metal ship crashed into an apartment.... "YES!" yelled Insanedromon, "I got the right one!!"
"Thats good," said the director, "now do it right next time, and say your line!"
"Whoops," mumbled Insanedromon.
Chapter 5: "Snidra Tornadoe!" yelled Neosnidramon.
Unfortunately, nothing happened. "Where the heck is my attack!!??" yelled Neosnidramon.

"Well, thats the end of that insanity, you didn't need to like the outtakes, I'm not humorly creative.... which is odd, since I'm the school clown. *shrug* Hopefully, you'll be tuning into my next series, Digimon: Darkest Threat 2 Cyas then!"

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Claim to Fame: Guardragumon, Armorguardragumon, Redguardragumon, Megaguardragumon, Metalguardragumon, Skullguardragumon, Ironguardragumon, Technoguardragumon, Metalsnidramon, Sniveldramon, Snidramon, Snidragumon, Slayermon, Bladedramon, Mugdramon, Aquarismon, Insanedromon, Takaramon, Katrynamon, Neosnidramon, Pinedramon, Stonedramon, Lagtramon, Warlagtramon, and Nagadramon are my personal creations, please do not use them in other fanfics without my permission.