"Look what I found! You guys! Look!" screamed J/Cer8.
"Yeah, that's nice, but what is it?" said J/Cer10.
"I dunno," said J/Cer8,"ask J/Cer9."
"Don't even bother." said J/Cer9."
"Let's ask J/Cer3!" said J/Cer10.
*
Mentally, the J/Cers divided themselves into groups of 7. The "first" 7 were as usual. J/Cer4 and J/Cer7 were chatting endlessly, J/Cer1 and J/Cer6 were discussing stories, J/Cer3 was thinking, J/Cer5 was drawing, and Zanza was applying her lotion.
"Ahhhh!" screamed Zanza.
"What?" asked J/Cer4.
"Oh, something clawed me, but it was just my lotion bottle."
"Oh, Zanza," said J/Cer4. "Why do you mess with you lotion so much?"
"Hey, at least I don't use eye shadow like some people I know." said Zanza. J/Cer6 and J/Cer7 got guilty expressions.
"Hey look!" said J/Cer6 quickly, "It's J/Cer8, J/Cer9, and J/Cer10."
"Hi!" said J/Cer5.
"Well," said J/Cer9, "J/Cer8 found this thing--"
"It's a thingymajij!" yelled J/Cer3. Everyone looked at her. "Nevermind, sorry."
"--and we don't know what it is." contined J/Cer10 for J/Cer9. J/Cer9 stuck her tounge out at J/Cer10. Zanza went up to it and turned two knows, then flipped a switch.
"THIS IS RADIO..." it yelled. The 10 J/Cers screamed at the same time. J/Cer4 moved the switch.
"Cool!" said J/Cer7. "Let's put it with all the other dohingys!" J/Cer8 led the way, holding the 'dohingy.'
The Dohingy room was right next to the movie theater, where the J/Cers watched all the new Voyager episodes and more commonly, Coda, Resolutions, Shattered and others. Recently the J/Cers had started taking after their new friends the K/Ters and threatening the screen when it went against their holy pairing.
At the sight of the television, the 10 J/Cers put in Resolutions. At the end, when Tuvok brings the cure, J/Cer5 got up and started screaming.
"Tuvok, you brat! Go away! You just need to die!" said J/Cer5
"Oh, no!" moaned Zanza
"Why'd you have to say that?" asked J/Cer7.
"Sorry." said J/Cer5 meekly. The J/Cers got in their formation (a circle) and J/Cer1, the "doctor" for that week, started "reviving" them. The 'die ritual' took forever.
"The things we hafta do to be J/Cers." said J/Cer10 when they were done. J/Cer8 had collapsed onto the floor.
"Hey!" said J/Cer3 "While we're in a holy mood..."
"Trust me, we're NOT in holy mood." said J/Cer1.