Does Dexter have a last name that we know of? Tell me and I'll fix it. :)
Dear Professor Utonium:
I enjoyed your article in this month's issue of Super-Advanced Science magazine. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who uses a basement lab! Thank you for giving a boy genius confidence.
Sincerely,
Dexter
Dear Dexter:
You're very welcome. I'm glad to hear that someone is out there who will carry on the great work of the scientist.
What are you working on right now? I'm attempting to create the perfect little girl. I'm still in the planning stage, though.
Sincerely,
Professor Utonium
Dear Professor Utonium:
I'm working on several things. Today, I was building a lawnmower robot (it's a birthday present for my dad). When I finished, I found most of my chemistry supplies sitting around on a table. Obviously, my stupid sister Dee Dee had gotten into them while I was busy working. She had combined many different substances in a large beaker, which was now full of a black liquid with little white specks.
It's strange, she has no respect for science, but in this case she may have advanced it. What she's created is potent but mysterious, so I'm going to call it "Chemical X."
Sincerely,
Dexter
Dear Dexter:
How interesting! Would you be willing to send me a sample of Chemical X? I would like to find out what it can do.
Sincerely,
Professor Utonium
Dear Professor Utonium:
Certainly. A sample is enclosed in this package.
Good luck,
Dexter
Dear Dexter:
Well, I've discovered one use for Chemical X, and it's quite amazing. Remember how I was planning to create the perfect little girl? Today, I carried out that plan, but the results weren't quite what I had expected.
I was combining the three main ingredients - sugar, spice, and everything nice - when my lab assistant, Jojo the monkey, pushed me, causing me to break the vial of Chemical X! The chemical got into the mixture and reacted explosively. When the smoke cleared, three five-year-old girls were hovering in midair. They call themselves the Powerpuff Girls collectively, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup individually. They appear to be human, but they have the powers of flight and superstrength. Adding Chemical X must have made the perfect little girls have superhuman abilities! Wow!
Sincerely,
Professor Utonium
Dear Professor Utonium:
Congratulations! It wasn't easy, but I told Dee Dee what Chemical X can do, and she was so thrilled with her "accomplishment" that she ran outside to play and left me alone. What a relief!
Sincerely,
Dexter
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