Shiva

Chapter I: It's All Too Easy

It was a normal day at Capsule Corp., Bulma was busy in her lab on some new invention. Vegeta was napping on the couch after training, eating lunch, screwing Bulma, and watching the Playboy channel™. Now he was sound asleep with his teddy bear in one arm and his thumb in his mouth, while sitting up slumped over. Lastly Trunks and Goten were in the War Room™ planning their latest prank on Vegeta. The War Room™ is a secret set of rooms behind a bookshelf and underground Trunks' room.

The War Room™ is a pranksters heaven, but that's only putting it lightly. The weapon storage room is fully stocked with water balloons, shaving crème, squirt guns (actually they are more like cannons that shoot water), buckets, firecrackers, bee bee guns, smoke bombs, dental floss, and various other things. They also had a planning room, a kitchen, a living room, a vault, an elevator, and several escape hatches. Trunks and Goten were in the planning room preparing for their latest prank.

"So Squishy, do you like the prank is it good?" Goten asked the hamster.

"As a matter of fact, NO!!!!!! But… then again I'm just a hamster so what do I know… Oh go on DO IT UP!!!" Squishy yelled joyously

"I knew it was no good… I told you Trunks, I told you it was stupid!"

Then an all out brawl ensued leaving the two boys bruised and bloodied.

"Hey you two stop wrastlin' in thar' ya here!?" Yelled an angered Bulma, who was drawn away from a highly delicate experiment that involved the many uses of Spam®.

Goten and Trunks slinked along to the living room making sure to keep their ki down. They entered to find what their surveillance had already confirmed. Vegeta was asleep.

"Goten, give me the shaving crème." Trunks whispered. Goten nodded and pulled the can out of his pocket and handed it to Trunks. Vegeta had shifted his napping position to sitting up with his hands on his thighs. Trunks flipped Vegeta's hands over (so they were palm up) and sprayed them with shaving crème. Then he unzipped his pants, Goten didn't understand why just yet. Trunks asked Goten for the feather and upon receiving it he began to tickle Vegeta's nose.

When Vegeta awoke he attempted to wipe the sleep from his eyes, which effectively covered his face with shaving crème. To say that Vegeta was pissed would be an understatement. Goten held a sound recorder nearby as Vegeta's most girlish scream reverberated through out Capsule Corps.

"BRRAAAAAAT!!!!" Goten and Trunks high fived, step one was a success. As Vegeta leapt up to his feet his pants fell down around his ankles, causing him to trip up as well as exposing his Sailor Mercury boxers™. As Goten and his partner snickered Vegeta popped up behind them in SSJ2™.

"Uh oh, the jig is up" Goten whimpered pointing at Vegeta.

"Uh, hi dad." Trunks said nervously.

"Hi Trunks, Goten, you have 5 seconds to run…1…2…345 DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! RUUUNNN!!!!!" they screamed on pure terror and flew away with Vegeta on their heels shooting ki blasts.

All of the blasts missed however, they just harmlessly blew up something like the staircase, or a doorway, or some irreplaceable antique vase. The chase continued around the house until they hit the tripwire. Trunks and Goten jumped while the pants less Vegeta continued charging and failed to notice the wire until he ran into it and fell over thus giving the two the chance to secure themselves in Trunks's room. They quickly grabbed random and propped them up against the door. They nodded to each other and Trunks said while panting, "Well, we're alive."

"Yeah *pant* alive." Goten replied. Suddenly, the door began to shake violently, the two young saijins screamed and began to put more stuff in front of the door. Goten handed Trunks a lamp and so forth. Then he turned to see Vegeta who handed him a chair. "Thanks" Goten said. Vegeta kept handing Goten furniture until Trunks tapped Goten on the shoulder and pointed out that Vegeta was standing right behind them. "Boo."

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks screamed.

BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Goten and Trunks blew up in a shower of mechanical parts that disintegrated.

"Well that's that," Vegeta said and left.

…Meanwhile in the Prankster Cave™…

"We lose more robo-clones that way," Goten said looking at the monitor.

"Yup, but we gots him gud hur!hur!hur!hur!hur!!!" Trunks said doing his redneck impression.

Goten worried for his friend's sanity or lack of, and slapped his friend upside the head. "What the hell were you thinking?!"

"Sorry, temporary insanity" Trunks apologized and then they both began laughing manically until Goten stopped and hit him again.

"Well let's mark this down in the journal." Trunks said and walked over to the master computer and turned it on. Windows 98® popped up and Trunks said "Hugbees" and the screen changed to Prankster Gear 2000®. Trunks entered a lot more passwords like "Jennifer Lovuic is a hottie", and "Vegeta is a stupid moron and he has a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt." Following that about 200 different doors opened up in the wall. Inside was a safe that Goten opened and took out a small stamp with Vegeta's head xed out and stamped it on the "scoreboard" and placed the stamp back in the safe and closed it.

"Mission successful" Trunks said.

"Yup, sure was" Goten replied.

"Yes, now we must plan for our next prank" Trunks said.

"Have any ideas yet?"

"Oh…I've got a few ideas…" Trunks said with an evil grin. Then Goten also began to smile and the both began laughing evilly…

Well what did you think? Please review and tell me whether or not to add my next chapter (like even if you objected it would stop me). Again review and say cool, peace out.