Author's note: I enjoyed the general response to chapter one of this story so I'm gonna' keep goin' wit' it. I'd also like to thank Cyber Hyena, and Shiva for their help again
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, or any animes I may mention in this fic, so don't sue me because it would be a waste any way because I have nothing. I'm broke. So scram bud.
Trunks peered cautiously into Bulma's lab for some sign of her. Not sensing her ki and not seeing her, he and Goten slipped in. "Hey Trunks," Goten said.
"Yo."
"Don't you think it's a little early to be pranking your dad?" Goten pondered
"Not really, it's been a few days." Trunks replied.
Goten shrugged as he and Trunks approached the closet where Bulma stored her failed inventions and her failed meatloaves. They opened up the closet and got what they wanted, a pink "ray-gun".
"Are you sure that's the right one?" Goten asked, making sure Trunks got the right ray gun.
"Yes, it's the right one. Crikey!" Trunks replied in an exasperated tone.
"We'd better hurry up before your mom comes back," Goten said and with that they both scuttled back to the War Room™.
"Phase one, complete" Trunks said as they exchanged high fives.
"Hey what the hell does this thing do any way?" Goten asked Trunks.
"Excellent question dear Watson, this is none other than the Pinkifyer™" Trunks said with a Sherlock Holmes tone to his voice.
"Again what does the gun do?" Goten said clarifying what he previously said.
"What do you think it does dumbass!?" Trunks exclaimed and cuffed Goten upside the head. "It turns things pink, hence the name 'Pinkifyer™'!"
"Well, sorry I thought it was one of those name puns again, this damn anime is full of them!!" Goten fumed. When he finally calmed down and started being coherent again. "So what are we gonna' do with this Pinkifyer thing anyway?" Goten asked.
"Well I've got a couple of ideas…" Trunks trailed off and gave Goten the Grin of Pure Evil™.
Goten returned the grin and they both laughed manically as thunder clasped in the background and Wuggums, Trunks's cat, hacked up a fur ball.
Vegeta was on guard that morning, testing the door for a water bucket, trip wires, and honey in his shampoo. After double-checking everything, he relaxed enough to take a shower. As he lathered up, he failed to notice Trunks and Goten floating by with the Pinkifyer™.
And, although Vegeta was on guard he also failed to realize that his shampoo was mixed with pink hair dye. He got out of the shower and dried himself off, not noticing that his "beautiful hair" had turned cotton candy pink. What he didn't fail to realize was that the clothes he had laid out to wear after his shower had been replaced with a fuzzy pink dress, and instead of his Pretty Sammy boxers were a pair of panties (gee, you think Trunks and Goten are trying to tell Vegeta something?).
"What the HELL is going on around here?!" Vegeta yelled in a fit of rage "TRUNKS!!!"
The enraged saijins stormed out of the bathroom, covered only with a towel, and in to his room only to find that all of his belongings had been replaced with fuzzy pink things, with the exception of his teddy bear: Teddy. He opened his closet to find pink dresses instead of the clothes he usually wore.
"INJUSTIC!!!…Oops, that's Wufie's line, I mean, BRAT!!!" Vegeta shrieked. He turned the room almost literally upside down in his search for normal clothing (like his bad man shirt!). The only thing he could find was a disco outfit left over from Halloween. Trunks had purposely missed it because he remembered the time his father got drunk and thought he was John Travolta.
The terrible two sat at the table, having a contest to see who could eat the most bacon in one sitting, and so far Goten was winning 3,765,432 ½ to 2,738,125 until Vegeta stormed in, ate the rest of the bacon (all 5 million pieces!) and yelled at them until they convinced him they were off blowing up bull frogs and port-a-potties up with fireworks.
Vegeta went back into his room, still wearing only his towel wrapped around his waist, and looked for something suitable to wear. He opened his closet to see if he overlooked anything, only to have 1000 or more Pink Fuzzy Bunnies™ with large scary/cute blue eyes (think power puff girls), fall out of the closet onto Vegeta. Bulma heard the shrieking saying "Probably cut himself shaving again, and blaming it on Goku like everything else."
She got the peroxide and calmly walked out of her lab toward the bathroom when she passed Trunks and Goten, who were headed in the general direction of her bedroom.
"Why are you going to my room?" Bulma asked.
"To see what happened to dad, and how the heck did you know we were going there?" Trunks asked.
"I'm your mother, that's my job." She replied.
They all opened the door to find thousands of Pink Fuzzy Bunnies™ all over the room, but mostly burying Vegeta, who's arm that was reaching out of the bunny mound, was the only visible part of him. All three of them burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Vegeta kept screaming bloody murder until he passed from lack of oxygen.
"That was our BEST prank ever!!!" Goten yelled triumphantly.
"And just think, it's only phase one of my master plan…" Trunks trailed off.
…That night in the living room…
"I know it was them Bulma! And for that they must be severely punished!!!"
"Aww, come on Vegeta, they're just kids, they're just playing." Bulma said.
"Ok, what ever I'll think about it in the bathroom." Vegeta said, and walked to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, shaved, and combed his hair. "Hey, since when did I have pink hair?"
What is part 2 of Trunks's master plan? Why is there always room for jell-o? Will Goku eat belly button lint? And what kind of people voted for George Bush anyway?! All these questions and more will be answered…eventually, so stay tuned to find out when exactly eventually is!!!