JC vs. PT
The JP Cops
By Zanza
J/Cer1 sat down to write (another) drabble. Somewhere,
she anticipated a huge rolling of the eyes for Zanza's
direction. She was feeling extremly J/C-like this morning
and she needed to get it all out. She looked up, and
saw everyone, not just Zanza, rolling their eyes. So she
decided to boldly go to a place where no J/Cer had gone
before- no relationshipper either, for that matter.
***
She had been sitting there for a while when she became aware
of someone else looking over her shoulder. They knew that
she knew that theyr were there.
"Hmmm... Janeway kissing Chakotay. I'm sorry, I'll have to
arrest you." said J/Per1.
"And why would you want to do that?" asked J/Cer1.
"Because you are putting one of the most holy ones, Janeway,
with a lower being, Chakotay." J/Ver3 came running down the
hill, with awhole troop of J/Cer, ready for battle behind her.
"Just who are you calling a lower being?" yelled J/Cer9.
"Why, Chakotay, of course." said J/Per2, running down the
other hill. All the J/Cers started doing the curse chant
so all the J/Pers would be cursed.
"So," said J/Ver4 when they were done, "why are you trying
to arrest J/Cer1?"
"We are the J/P cops. We arrest anyone who dares to oppose
Janeway and Paris, the holyest couple." All the J/Cers pretended
to barf. J/Cer11 actually did barf.
"Zanza, scare them to death." ordered J/Cer5.
"J/Cer10?" asked Zanza. They began waltzing through the J/Pers.
J/Per3's mouth dropped open. J/Cer9 started playing the violin.
J/Cer10 started singing.
"Is your dancing always this subdued?" she started.
"No, It's only when you're standing on my feet." sang Zanza.
They continued singing strange things until the J/P Cops ran
away. The J/Cers cheered.
"I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of them," said J/Cer4.
The End (of the neverending story)
The JP Cops
By Zanza
J/Cer1 sat down to write (another) drabble. Somewhere,
she anticipated a huge rolling of the eyes for Zanza's
direction. She was feeling extremly J/C-like this morning
and she needed to get it all out. She looked up, and
saw everyone, not just Zanza, rolling their eyes. So she
decided to boldly go to a place where no J/Cer had gone
before- no relationshipper either, for that matter.
***
She had been sitting there for a while when she became aware
of someone else looking over her shoulder. They knew that
she knew that theyr were there.
"Hmmm... Janeway kissing Chakotay. I'm sorry, I'll have to
arrest you." said J/Per1.
"And why would you want to do that?" asked J/Cer1.
"Because you are putting one of the most holy ones, Janeway,
with a lower being, Chakotay." J/Ver3 came running down the
hill, with awhole troop of J/Cer, ready for battle behind her.
"Just who are you calling a lower being?" yelled J/Cer9.
"Why, Chakotay, of course." said J/Per2, running down the
other hill. All the J/Cers started doing the curse chant
so all the J/Pers would be cursed.
"So," said J/Ver4 when they were done, "why are you trying
to arrest J/Cer1?"
"We are the J/P cops. We arrest anyone who dares to oppose
Janeway and Paris, the holyest couple." All the J/Cers pretended
to barf. J/Cer11 actually did barf.
"Zanza, scare them to death." ordered J/Cer5.
"J/Cer10?" asked Zanza. They began waltzing through the J/Pers.
J/Per3's mouth dropped open. J/Cer9 started playing the violin.
J/Cer10 started singing.
"Is your dancing always this subdued?" she started.
"No, It's only when you're standing on my feet." sang Zanza.
They continued singing strange things until the J/P Cops ran
away. The J/Cers cheered.
"I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of them," said J/Cer4.
The End (of the neverending story)