DENDE'S SONG
To the tune of "Mr. Jones"

Sha la la la la la la uh huh

Was down at ol Goku's place
Starin at this blue-haired girl
Mr. Popo starts a conversation
With a black-haired Saiyajin fighter
You know he fights while his father fights beside him
He's suddenly powerful
We all want to be powerful
Man I wish I was powerful

So come beat those bad guys into a mountain
Sha la la la la la la la la la uh huh yeah
Come on, Gohan
Show me some of them kamehamehas
Pass me the pure water, Popo
Will you train me?
Cuz I'm not good at anything
And I want to fight very powerfully
Yeah

Mr. Popo and me
Tell each other namek tales
And we stare at the world below us
"Dende, stand there. Now, what do you see?"
Bakin in the sunlight
Comin in through my window
When everybody loves you
You can never be weak

Well I'm gonna paint my picture
Paint myself in green and brown and pink and gray
All the colors except gray are very very beautiful
You know brown's my favorite color
I wished I was so important yesterday
If I knew Kamiccolo
I would buy myself a brown wood staff and pray

Mr. Popo and me
Look into the future
And we stare at the world below us
"I can see a... I don't know, it's kinda hazy."
Shutting out the sunlight
I got myself a brown wood staff
If Kamiccolo trained me
I'd fight very powerfully

Very powerfully
Said I'm never going to be weak
I wanna guard the earth well
And I wanna big welcome mat
That says, "welcome to Dende's place"
And I got my own reasons for that.
Will you train me?
Cuz I am not good at anything
And I want to fight very
Powerfully
Powerfully
Powerfully
Yeah

Mr. Popo and me
Stumble into Korin
And we stare at the world below us
"I see Goku and Cell... OH NO! Goku just got beat!"
I wanna meet Kamiccolo
But Piccolo won't have anything to do with me
"When everybody loves you, Dendeson,
You're just about as powerful as you can be!"

Mr. Popo and me
Lookin at Dragonball videos
When I look at the television
I wanna see Cell
Getting his big tail beat
We all grow up to be old farts
But we don't know why and we don't know how
And since Mr. Popo loves me
I guess I'll feel just about as happy as I can be

Mr. Popo and me
We protect the world...