And here's chapter six. This is another Cledus song, too. Can't remember
the name, however. Anyways, don't forget.... READ AND REVIEW!!! Preferably
review every chapter. If you wouldn't mind, anyways. So, here it is...
//Cledus went down to Florida,
he was lookin' for a car to steal.
He was in a bind,
10 payments behind,
so the bank repoed his wheels.//
The five gundam pilots (And Trace ShishKebab) were back in their car, heading for Duos grandpas place. "Um... Don't you guys think this is a bit odd? First someone calls and says he's Heeros uncle, wanting us to go to his farm the very next day. Yet Heero didn't even know he existed. And now, someone claiming to be Duos grandpa calls and wants us to visit him the very next day. And he called Heero a girl... Oh yeah, and Duo didn't know he existed either." Gufei wondered aloud. "Yes, that occured to me as well. And could you just forget about the fact that he called me a girl? He obviously didn't know Duo's gay." Gufei grinned. "I'll bet he knew. And he just said you were his girlfriend to piss you off."
//When he came across this old man
down at Jalopys used car lot.
Then Cledus jumped on top of one
and said "Feller let me tell ya what.
I'm not gonna be proud
of the deed I'm about to do.
With no time to spare,
I gotta be somewhere,
so I'm gonna steal a car from you."//
Duo was driving, unfortunately for everyone in the car. "Oh, come on. He couldn't possibly have known. Then again, he couldn't have known I was at Heeros uncles place." Duo said, staring off into space as he tried to figure out how his grandfather had known where he was. "DUO, look out!" Quarter screamed, and Duo spun the wheel sharply to the left. The car spun around 11 1/2 times before Duo got it to stop. "Duo, I know I told you to look out, but that was a bit... Well, ridiculous. I mean, it was just a squirrel." Duos eyes narrowed in anger. "A squirrel? Was it grey?" Quarter nodded his head. "Which way did it go?" He said, his voice low and menacing. "Um... It went that way." Quarter replied, pointing to the left. "Everyone get ready." Duo yelled as he stomped down on the gas pedal and chased after the squirrel. "THERE IT IS! Heero, that's that squirrel! From yesterday!" Heero took a careful look at the squirrel. "You're right. I'd recognise that damn little rat anywhere... KILL IT!" The other three gundam pilots and Trace were all pushed back into their seats as Duo floored the pedal for all it was worth. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That squirrel is as good as dead!" Duo shouted, going after the squirrel. "Damn. That's a fast squirrel." Trowel noted. "And lucky, too. It survived two explosions and several random shots. And it survived one of Heeros glares, too." Duo said, and soon afterwards there was a loud popping sound. The car swerved and came to a stop. "DAMN IT! The tire blew... And I was so close, too!"
//Now I've seen your selection here,
and I admit the pickin's are few.
I know the pintos gold,
but consider it stoled,
'cause I got a show to do!//
The driver and passengers of the stranded vehicle filed out. "We're in the middle of nowhere. Crap. Um... Am I hallucinating, or is there a used car lot over there?" Heero pondered. "Jalopys used car lot. What the hell, we don't have a choice. Anyone got any money?" Quarter asked. The others shook their heads. "Um... Quarter? No offense, but... YOU'RE RICH! Shouldn't YOU have some money?" Duo screamed. "Well, I would, but I used the last of it to pay for that go-cart." Duo glared at Quarter suspiciously. "You stole it." "I know, but I felt bad afterwards, so I went and payed for it." Duo frowned, and glanced over at the car lot. "Well, here's your chance to be a thief again." Quarter looked at Duo pleadingly. "Come on, I don't want to have to steal anything again. I only did it that time because of temporary insanity." Duo snorted. "Sure you did. Well, I'll steal it then." Duo ran off towards the car lot. "No, duo! Don't do it! ..... He can't hear me. He's fast... We've got to go after him." Heero said as he ran after Duo. The others followed closely behind.
//The man said "My name's Jalopy,"
as he gave an evil grin,
'cause he knew that car
wouldn't get too far
'for the motor blew up again.//
By the time Heero and the others had caught up to Duo, he had already jumped onto one of the cars. "Look, old man, our car broke down not too far from here, so we're taking one of yours. We don't have any money, not even Daddy Morebucks over there. So, how about we just trade our car for yours? We'll just take that gold pinto over there." The man looked like he was about to say something, but then became confused. He pulled out a piece of paper and read it. "Oh, right, here it is. 'My name's Jalopy.' Okay." The man cleared his throat and said "My name's Jalopy." And gave an evil grin. "Sure, I'll get your car, and you go ahead and take the pinto." Duo inspected the Pinto. "Uh-oh. Only five seats. Okay, gundam pilots take priority. Trace goes in the trunk." Trace stared at Duo in disbelief. Duo popped open the trunk and forced Trace inside. "H-h-hey! You c-can't do t-t- this to m-me! I-I'm af-f-fraid of the dark..." Duo closed the trunk and got in the drivers seat. "Duo, get out. I'm driving." Trowel informed him. "Okay, fine. You drive. We'll see if you can compare to me." Duo said as they switched places.
//Cledus, you better hit the road
if you're gonna be a star.
The shows way up in georgia
and your opening up for Garth.
Your future's riding on that shiny pinto painted gold
and if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show.//
The pinto pulled out of the used car lot, and Trowel began the long drive to Duos grandfathers house. "Um... Trowel? I'm hungry. Do you see anywhere where we could stop and get something to eat?" Duo asked the boy driving. "Nope. I'll tell you when I do." Maybe. If you're quiet, I might. But if you bug the crap out of me, no way in hell. Duo pulled out a piece of paper and began reading. It's a good thing I got this from Jalopy. So, if I'm quiet, Trowel will notify me when we find somewhere to eat.
//Oh, darn! A pinto my foot!
It drives more like a horse and buggy!
Dern!
Cledus said "No way in heck
he's gonna open up that show!"
Then fire flew from the manifold
as his right foot tire blowed.
And he pushed that wreck across the street
and man was Cledus tissed.
He tried and tried to start 'er up
but it sounded somethin' like this.//
Oh shit! Trowel thought. "Oh shit!" Trowel said. "Mfo Fffhit!" Duo said, his mouth full of cheeseburger. He swallowed and said "I found my emergency supply of cheeseburgers! Oh yeah, what'd you say oh shit for, Trowel?" All of a sudden smoke came out from under the hood of the car and then it quickly came to a halt. "That's why." Heero got out and opened the hood. After several minutes, he went around to Trowels window. "Looks like we're walking."
//When Cledus opened up the hood
he said "I'll be a son of a gun!"
And it didn't take long to figure out
what the heck, it wouldn't run!
Fire from the engine lots of smoke.
He can already hear them redneck jokes.//
Trowel, Duo, Gufei, and Quarter got out of the car. I hope nobody remembers Trace... Duo thought hopefully. I just can't stand that guy. "Aren't you forgetting someone, Duo?" Gufei asked as Duo walked by him. "Shit. You remembered him. Well, it makes sense. I'd remember Heero if he were left behind. Hey... Where's Heero?" Duo ran around the car screaming "Heero? Where are you? ANSWER ME!" Gufei opened the trunk and let Trace out. "Duo, I'm right here." Duo heard from under the car. Duo jumped down to the ground and looked under the car, finding himself face to face with Heero. "Oh, there you are, Heero. Come on, we hafta leave."
//Dadblame old pan layin' in the road.
Will he make the show, heck no, heck no.
(Taxi! Greyhound! Yeller cab! Somebody!
I'll show him a red neck!
He'll have a red neck when I get
my hands around his throat.)//
Heero crawled out from under the car and Duo quickly grabbed his hand and ran towards the others. "HEERO! It's that squirrel again! Let's get him!" Gufei jumped in front of Duo and managed to trip him. Duo fell flat on his face, followed closely by Heero. "Why'd you do that?" Duo whined. "No more squirrel hunting, Maxwell." Duo held up a cup of coffee. "Coffee, Gufei?" Gufei sighed and took the coffee. "Remind me never to call you Maxwell agai..." Duo held up another cup. Gufei grabbed the cup. "No more coffee! I hate to admit it, but it does taste pretty good. But still, I can only handle so much coffe in a certain period of time. Otherwise I'll be up all night." Trace slipped his arm around Gufei. "Well, I wouldn't mind that at all." He said, and took one of the cups from Gufei. "Argh, hurry up! We've got to find a car or something." Duo yelled, several yards ahead of the others.
//Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthys show,
and he heard him joke of how he passed a burning gold pinto.
Then later on Garth told Cledus "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that derned redneck who drove a mercedies binz.
He said "Tough break big guy before I go,
would you like to hear another red neck joke?
Did you know I got my own t.v. show?
Well does anybody watch it?"
No, heck no.//
"Hey, look up ahead! It's a building. Maybe they have a car we can borrow, or maybe we can stay the night there or something. I don't know, but anythings better than nothing, right?" Duo asked. "Sure, what the hell. Let's go." Trowel said. Heero slipped his arm around Duo and said "You know, it's getting pretty late... We could ask if we can stay the night, and... Well... Use your imagination."
To be continued...
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//Cledus went down to Florida,
he was lookin' for a car to steal.
He was in a bind,
10 payments behind,
so the bank repoed his wheels.//
The five gundam pilots (And Trace ShishKebab) were back in their car, heading for Duos grandpas place. "Um... Don't you guys think this is a bit odd? First someone calls and says he's Heeros uncle, wanting us to go to his farm the very next day. Yet Heero didn't even know he existed. And now, someone claiming to be Duos grandpa calls and wants us to visit him the very next day. And he called Heero a girl... Oh yeah, and Duo didn't know he existed either." Gufei wondered aloud. "Yes, that occured to me as well. And could you just forget about the fact that he called me a girl? He obviously didn't know Duo's gay." Gufei grinned. "I'll bet he knew. And he just said you were his girlfriend to piss you off."
//When he came across this old man
down at Jalopys used car lot.
Then Cledus jumped on top of one
and said "Feller let me tell ya what.
I'm not gonna be proud
of the deed I'm about to do.
With no time to spare,
I gotta be somewhere,
so I'm gonna steal a car from you."//
Duo was driving, unfortunately for everyone in the car. "Oh, come on. He couldn't possibly have known. Then again, he couldn't have known I was at Heeros uncles place." Duo said, staring off into space as he tried to figure out how his grandfather had known where he was. "DUO, look out!" Quarter screamed, and Duo spun the wheel sharply to the left. The car spun around 11 1/2 times before Duo got it to stop. "Duo, I know I told you to look out, but that was a bit... Well, ridiculous. I mean, it was just a squirrel." Duos eyes narrowed in anger. "A squirrel? Was it grey?" Quarter nodded his head. "Which way did it go?" He said, his voice low and menacing. "Um... It went that way." Quarter replied, pointing to the left. "Everyone get ready." Duo yelled as he stomped down on the gas pedal and chased after the squirrel. "THERE IT IS! Heero, that's that squirrel! From yesterday!" Heero took a careful look at the squirrel. "You're right. I'd recognise that damn little rat anywhere... KILL IT!" The other three gundam pilots and Trace were all pushed back into their seats as Duo floored the pedal for all it was worth. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That squirrel is as good as dead!" Duo shouted, going after the squirrel. "Damn. That's a fast squirrel." Trowel noted. "And lucky, too. It survived two explosions and several random shots. And it survived one of Heeros glares, too." Duo said, and soon afterwards there was a loud popping sound. The car swerved and came to a stop. "DAMN IT! The tire blew... And I was so close, too!"
//Now I've seen your selection here,
and I admit the pickin's are few.
I know the pintos gold,
but consider it stoled,
'cause I got a show to do!//
The driver and passengers of the stranded vehicle filed out. "We're in the middle of nowhere. Crap. Um... Am I hallucinating, or is there a used car lot over there?" Heero pondered. "Jalopys used car lot. What the hell, we don't have a choice. Anyone got any money?" Quarter asked. The others shook their heads. "Um... Quarter? No offense, but... YOU'RE RICH! Shouldn't YOU have some money?" Duo screamed. "Well, I would, but I used the last of it to pay for that go-cart." Duo glared at Quarter suspiciously. "You stole it." "I know, but I felt bad afterwards, so I went and payed for it." Duo frowned, and glanced over at the car lot. "Well, here's your chance to be a thief again." Quarter looked at Duo pleadingly. "Come on, I don't want to have to steal anything again. I only did it that time because of temporary insanity." Duo snorted. "Sure you did. Well, I'll steal it then." Duo ran off towards the car lot. "No, duo! Don't do it! ..... He can't hear me. He's fast... We've got to go after him." Heero said as he ran after Duo. The others followed closely behind.
//The man said "My name's Jalopy,"
as he gave an evil grin,
'cause he knew that car
wouldn't get too far
'for the motor blew up again.//
By the time Heero and the others had caught up to Duo, he had already jumped onto one of the cars. "Look, old man, our car broke down not too far from here, so we're taking one of yours. We don't have any money, not even Daddy Morebucks over there. So, how about we just trade our car for yours? We'll just take that gold pinto over there." The man looked like he was about to say something, but then became confused. He pulled out a piece of paper and read it. "Oh, right, here it is. 'My name's Jalopy.' Okay." The man cleared his throat and said "My name's Jalopy." And gave an evil grin. "Sure, I'll get your car, and you go ahead and take the pinto." Duo inspected the Pinto. "Uh-oh. Only five seats. Okay, gundam pilots take priority. Trace goes in the trunk." Trace stared at Duo in disbelief. Duo popped open the trunk and forced Trace inside. "H-h-hey! You c-can't do t-t- this to m-me! I-I'm af-f-fraid of the dark..." Duo closed the trunk and got in the drivers seat. "Duo, get out. I'm driving." Trowel informed him. "Okay, fine. You drive. We'll see if you can compare to me." Duo said as they switched places.
//Cledus, you better hit the road
if you're gonna be a star.
The shows way up in georgia
and your opening up for Garth.
Your future's riding on that shiny pinto painted gold
and if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show.//
The pinto pulled out of the used car lot, and Trowel began the long drive to Duos grandfathers house. "Um... Trowel? I'm hungry. Do you see anywhere where we could stop and get something to eat?" Duo asked the boy driving. "Nope. I'll tell you when I do." Maybe. If you're quiet, I might. But if you bug the crap out of me, no way in hell. Duo pulled out a piece of paper and began reading. It's a good thing I got this from Jalopy. So, if I'm quiet, Trowel will notify me when we find somewhere to eat.
//Oh, darn! A pinto my foot!
It drives more like a horse and buggy!
Dern!
Cledus said "No way in heck
he's gonna open up that show!"
Then fire flew from the manifold
as his right foot tire blowed.
And he pushed that wreck across the street
and man was Cledus tissed.
He tried and tried to start 'er up
but it sounded somethin' like this.//
Oh shit! Trowel thought. "Oh shit!" Trowel said. "Mfo Fffhit!" Duo said, his mouth full of cheeseburger. He swallowed and said "I found my emergency supply of cheeseburgers! Oh yeah, what'd you say oh shit for, Trowel?" All of a sudden smoke came out from under the hood of the car and then it quickly came to a halt. "That's why." Heero got out and opened the hood. After several minutes, he went around to Trowels window. "Looks like we're walking."
//When Cledus opened up the hood
he said "I'll be a son of a gun!"
And it didn't take long to figure out
what the heck, it wouldn't run!
Fire from the engine lots of smoke.
He can already hear them redneck jokes.//
Trowel, Duo, Gufei, and Quarter got out of the car. I hope nobody remembers Trace... Duo thought hopefully. I just can't stand that guy. "Aren't you forgetting someone, Duo?" Gufei asked as Duo walked by him. "Shit. You remembered him. Well, it makes sense. I'd remember Heero if he were left behind. Hey... Where's Heero?" Duo ran around the car screaming "Heero? Where are you? ANSWER ME!" Gufei opened the trunk and let Trace out. "Duo, I'm right here." Duo heard from under the car. Duo jumped down to the ground and looked under the car, finding himself face to face with Heero. "Oh, there you are, Heero. Come on, we hafta leave."
//Dadblame old pan layin' in the road.
Will he make the show, heck no, heck no.
(Taxi! Greyhound! Yeller cab! Somebody!
I'll show him a red neck!
He'll have a red neck when I get
my hands around his throat.)//
Heero crawled out from under the car and Duo quickly grabbed his hand and ran towards the others. "HEERO! It's that squirrel again! Let's get him!" Gufei jumped in front of Duo and managed to trip him. Duo fell flat on his face, followed closely by Heero. "Why'd you do that?" Duo whined. "No more squirrel hunting, Maxwell." Duo held up a cup of coffee. "Coffee, Gufei?" Gufei sighed and took the coffee. "Remind me never to call you Maxwell agai..." Duo held up another cup. Gufei grabbed the cup. "No more coffee! I hate to admit it, but it does taste pretty good. But still, I can only handle so much coffe in a certain period of time. Otherwise I'll be up all night." Trace slipped his arm around Gufei. "Well, I wouldn't mind that at all." He said, and took one of the cups from Gufei. "Argh, hurry up! We've got to find a car or something." Duo yelled, several yards ahead of the others.
//Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthys show,
and he heard him joke of how he passed a burning gold pinto.
Then later on Garth told Cledus "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that derned redneck who drove a mercedies binz.
He said "Tough break big guy before I go,
would you like to hear another red neck joke?
Did you know I got my own t.v. show?
Well does anybody watch it?"
No, heck no.//
"Hey, look up ahead! It's a building. Maybe they have a car we can borrow, or maybe we can stay the night there or something. I don't know, but anythings better than nothing, right?" Duo asked. "Sure, what the hell. Let's go." Trowel said. Heero slipped his arm around Duo and said "You know, it's getting pretty late... We could ask if we can stay the night, and... Well... Use your imagination."
To be continued...
REVIEW IT, NOW! Tell me you loved it, tell me I'm great, tell me you hated it, tell me I suck, just say something! As Duo said, anything's better than nothing. I should have the next chapter up pretty soon. Then again, the last time I said that, I didn't get the next chapter up for about a month because nobody reviewed it. The moral of that story is if you review this (And hopefully the other chapters, too) I'll get the next chapter up real soon. If not... I might not get the next one up for a while. Bye!