Well, here's the... Er... Hold on a sec......... The 9th chapter, I think.
Set to Cledus T. Judds 'Where The Grass Don't Grow'. Oh, by the way, I'm
considering starting a new series. So, if you're reading this, click on my
name and look at my other fanfics, got it? Read the other two, and pretty
soon there should be a fourth. And don't forget to read and review. Kay?
All right then...
"What the hell was that?" Heero asked, poking a finger in his ear to make sure he could at least still feel pain in it. "That was loud. I don't think my eardrum is busted, though. How the heck could anyone sneeze that loud?" Heero jumped off of the bed, and was about to run out the door to see what was going on. "Uh, Duo, you coming? Or are you going to stay there?" Heero asked, pausing by the door. He turned and saw that Duo had fallen asleep. "What the hell? Someone sneezes an eardrum-bursting sneeze, and Duo fell asleep?!? Something is not right!" (Said frequently by Miss. Clevel, or however the hell you spell her name.) Heero put on a nuns outfit and ran from his room, saying "Something is not right!" He ran to the source of the sneeze, which turned out to be Quarter and Trowels room.
//(My head feels like it's big as a dadblame basketball.)
It's a shame, I'm a sight.
Red eyes itchy both day and night.//
Heero threw open the door and ran into the room. "Heero, what are you doing dressed like that?" Heero glanced down, and threw off the nuns outfit. "Who sneezed?" Trowel pointed at Quarter. Heero followed his extended index finger to the red-eyed figure blowing his nose. "Hmmm.... Quarter, how did you manage to sneeze like that?" Heero questioned. "I.... I don't.... KnowwwAAAACCHHHOOOOOO!!!" Heero fell down from the force of the sneeze, and Trowel grabbed hold of the bed so he wouldn't follow Heero to the ground. "Any idea why you're sneezing like that?" Quarter shook his head.
//My heads all stuffed up tight again.
Oh no, springs back
another dang allergy attack.
I bought some Sudafed it took the whole dern pack
and I still can't breathe and I cough and I hack.//
"I don't have any idea... I just sneezed all of a sudden." Trowel frowned. "And you picked a bad time to do so, too..." Quarter blushed. "What do you mean?" Heero asked. "Erm... Well, we were... You know..." Heero nodded his head. "You were having a staring contest." "Uh... Not exactly." Heero thought hard, and then blushed. "Oh. You were..." "Yup." Duo ran into the room. "HEEEEEEELP! There's a mouse in our room, Heero! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" "Duo, it's just a mouse. Why are you screaming like that?" Duo frowned. "You go in there and take a look at that mouse. It's scary. It's got big, round, black eyes... And it's got a long tail... It's got brown fuzzy hair. And, worst of all, it's really really fast!" Heero sighed and led Duo back to their room. Soon after he did, the two boys ran back into Quarter and Trowels room. "HEEEEEEEELP! Duo's right... It's scary... Trowel? Could you get rid of it? Pleeeeeeeease?" Trowel went to their room and returned with a tiny brown mouse holding a piece of cheese. "EEEEEEEK! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Heero screamed.
//I wanna live where the grass don't grow
I'm sick and tired of blowin' my nose.
Never again will you hear me go ACHOO!//
Quarter sneezed, and the force of the sneeze caused Heero to be pushed forward until he was staring the mouse in the face. "Duo... It's gonna kill me.... Look at it's eyes. It's evil, I tell you!" Trowel threw the mouse out the bedroom window. "It's gone! YAY! Thank you, Trowel!" Trowel rolled his eyes and mumbled something under his breath. "Now we have to figure out what's wrong with Quarter." Heero said. "Say 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.'" "Uh... Super counted fragments of Lisa are expensive but delicious." "No, that's not right." Heero said. "I know what's wrong. Quarter is having an allergic reaction to this areas plantlife." Duo hit Heero. "Why didn't you just say so in the first place? It would have saved time. All we have to do is go somewhere else." Heero backed into a corner of the room that was covered in shadow. "Ah, yes, but if we did that.... Well, if we did that, there'd be even less of a point to this fanfic than there already is."
//So much congestion in my chest.
doctor said that it might be best
for me to move where the pollen count is low
and the grass don't grow.//
"Uh... So we have to put up with him sneezing until this chapter ends? Crap." Duo said. Heero walked over to Duo slowly. "Yep... Well, let's go back to bed." "We can't just go back to bed, Heero." Duo complained. "Why the hell not?" "'Cause Quarter needs us right now. He's in a lot of pain." Heero glanced at Quarter. "No he's not. See?" Heero pulled the corners of Quarters mouth into a smile. "He's perfectly fine." Then Quarter sneezed again. "Or not... Okay, fine, we won't go back to bed." Heero grumbled. "Well... What about here?" Duo was confused. "What do you mean?" "Can we have sex in here?" "No." Damn it... Heero began pacing back and forth. "Why the hell not?" He asked. "Because I said so." Duo replied.
//(I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that
snifflin' night time sneezin' achin' stuffy head
coughin' wake up on top of yer tour bus medicine for me.)//
The Next Day....
"I didn't get any sleep last night... Can I kill someone?" "No, Heero!" Duo said. Then Duos grandmother entered the room. "There's someone here to see you boys." She said, and then she walked away. Duo, being the only one who wasn't about to fall asleep, walked to the front door and opened it. "DADDY!" Haus screamed as he hugged Duo. "Daddy, you forgot to take me when you left." Damn it... I don't know which is worse, the fact that I forgot him, or the fact that he's here. "Uh... HEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!" Duo yelled, and Heero came out of Quarter and Trowels room. "Yeah, what is... Crap. Could this day possibly get any worse?" "Heero, you should be nice to Haus. After all, he is your son." "Yeah, sure, he might be my kid, but he's yours too. And YOU are the mom. Hahahahaha...." Heero fell asleep standing up. "DAAAAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!! WAAAAAKE UUUUUUUP!!!" Haus shouted. "What?!! Huh?!? Oh, it's you... Why'd you wake me up?" Haus smiled brightly.
//I sold my leaf blower
my two horse power push mower.
Wont see me outdoors this time of year.
This ragweed is gettin' rough
my hay fever's gettin tough.//
"AAAAAACHOOOOOOOO!!!" "Damn it... Quarter's sneezing, that kid's screaming, and I need to sleep." Heero went back to Quarter and Trowels room. Duo and Haus followed him. Well, Duo followed him. Haus just grabbed onto Duos leg and held on tight. "Get off my leg! You've got two of your own! You can walk too, ya know." Haus smiled up at Duo. "Argh..." Duo walked into Quarter and Trowels room, and saw that Quarter seemed to be better. "Hey, Duo, I think I fixed Quarter." Duo gasped in horror. "Whadidyadotoim?!?" Duo asked. "I just gave him some Sudafed. That's all. Now let's go to sleep! Then tomorrow we'll go fishing or something." Trowel and Quarter were already asleep. Haus ran out of the room and went... Well, who knows where he went. He went somewhere. Heero managed to get back to his and Duos room before falling asleep. Duo layed down next to Heero and went to sleep as well.
//I'm all out of Vicks vaporub
and there's dust everywhere
well enough is enough.
I wanna live where the grass dont grow
a big high rise or a small condo.
If I never mow again it'll be too soon.//
Okay, concerning the song, somehow it got cut off there, so I don't know any of the words past that. Concerning the chapter, if it seemed to be slightly lower quality than usual, I'm sorry. I had to write a chapter in three different fanfics today, and for some reason it wasn't as easy as usual. I was only partially inspired. Too inspired to not write, but not inspired enough to write well. So, once again, sorry. But pleeeeease review!!! I need reviews! Reviews are very inspirational. Bye for now!
"What the hell was that?" Heero asked, poking a finger in his ear to make sure he could at least still feel pain in it. "That was loud. I don't think my eardrum is busted, though. How the heck could anyone sneeze that loud?" Heero jumped off of the bed, and was about to run out the door to see what was going on. "Uh, Duo, you coming? Or are you going to stay there?" Heero asked, pausing by the door. He turned and saw that Duo had fallen asleep. "What the hell? Someone sneezes an eardrum-bursting sneeze, and Duo fell asleep?!? Something is not right!" (Said frequently by Miss. Clevel, or however the hell you spell her name.) Heero put on a nuns outfit and ran from his room, saying "Something is not right!" He ran to the source of the sneeze, which turned out to be Quarter and Trowels room.
//(My head feels like it's big as a dadblame basketball.)
It's a shame, I'm a sight.
Red eyes itchy both day and night.//
Heero threw open the door and ran into the room. "Heero, what are you doing dressed like that?" Heero glanced down, and threw off the nuns outfit. "Who sneezed?" Trowel pointed at Quarter. Heero followed his extended index finger to the red-eyed figure blowing his nose. "Hmmm.... Quarter, how did you manage to sneeze like that?" Heero questioned. "I.... I don't.... KnowwwAAAACCHHHOOOOOO!!!" Heero fell down from the force of the sneeze, and Trowel grabbed hold of the bed so he wouldn't follow Heero to the ground. "Any idea why you're sneezing like that?" Quarter shook his head.
//My heads all stuffed up tight again.
Oh no, springs back
another dang allergy attack.
I bought some Sudafed it took the whole dern pack
and I still can't breathe and I cough and I hack.//
"I don't have any idea... I just sneezed all of a sudden." Trowel frowned. "And you picked a bad time to do so, too..." Quarter blushed. "What do you mean?" Heero asked. "Erm... Well, we were... You know..." Heero nodded his head. "You were having a staring contest." "Uh... Not exactly." Heero thought hard, and then blushed. "Oh. You were..." "Yup." Duo ran into the room. "HEEEEEEELP! There's a mouse in our room, Heero! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" "Duo, it's just a mouse. Why are you screaming like that?" Duo frowned. "You go in there and take a look at that mouse. It's scary. It's got big, round, black eyes... And it's got a long tail... It's got brown fuzzy hair. And, worst of all, it's really really fast!" Heero sighed and led Duo back to their room. Soon after he did, the two boys ran back into Quarter and Trowels room. "HEEEEEEEELP! Duo's right... It's scary... Trowel? Could you get rid of it? Pleeeeeeeease?" Trowel went to their room and returned with a tiny brown mouse holding a piece of cheese. "EEEEEEEK! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Heero screamed.
//I wanna live where the grass don't grow
I'm sick and tired of blowin' my nose.
Never again will you hear me go ACHOO!//
Quarter sneezed, and the force of the sneeze caused Heero to be pushed forward until he was staring the mouse in the face. "Duo... It's gonna kill me.... Look at it's eyes. It's evil, I tell you!" Trowel threw the mouse out the bedroom window. "It's gone! YAY! Thank you, Trowel!" Trowel rolled his eyes and mumbled something under his breath. "Now we have to figure out what's wrong with Quarter." Heero said. "Say 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.'" "Uh... Super counted fragments of Lisa are expensive but delicious." "No, that's not right." Heero said. "I know what's wrong. Quarter is having an allergic reaction to this areas plantlife." Duo hit Heero. "Why didn't you just say so in the first place? It would have saved time. All we have to do is go somewhere else." Heero backed into a corner of the room that was covered in shadow. "Ah, yes, but if we did that.... Well, if we did that, there'd be even less of a point to this fanfic than there already is."
//So much congestion in my chest.
doctor said that it might be best
for me to move where the pollen count is low
and the grass don't grow.//
"Uh... So we have to put up with him sneezing until this chapter ends? Crap." Duo said. Heero walked over to Duo slowly. "Yep... Well, let's go back to bed." "We can't just go back to bed, Heero." Duo complained. "Why the hell not?" "'Cause Quarter needs us right now. He's in a lot of pain." Heero glanced at Quarter. "No he's not. See?" Heero pulled the corners of Quarters mouth into a smile. "He's perfectly fine." Then Quarter sneezed again. "Or not... Okay, fine, we won't go back to bed." Heero grumbled. "Well... What about here?" Duo was confused. "What do you mean?" "Can we have sex in here?" "No." Damn it... Heero began pacing back and forth. "Why the hell not?" He asked. "Because I said so." Duo replied.
//(I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that
snifflin' night time sneezin' achin' stuffy head
coughin' wake up on top of yer tour bus medicine for me.)//
The Next Day....
"I didn't get any sleep last night... Can I kill someone?" "No, Heero!" Duo said. Then Duos grandmother entered the room. "There's someone here to see you boys." She said, and then she walked away. Duo, being the only one who wasn't about to fall asleep, walked to the front door and opened it. "DADDY!" Haus screamed as he hugged Duo. "Daddy, you forgot to take me when you left." Damn it... I don't know which is worse, the fact that I forgot him, or the fact that he's here. "Uh... HEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!" Duo yelled, and Heero came out of Quarter and Trowels room. "Yeah, what is... Crap. Could this day possibly get any worse?" "Heero, you should be nice to Haus. After all, he is your son." "Yeah, sure, he might be my kid, but he's yours too. And YOU are the mom. Hahahahaha...." Heero fell asleep standing up. "DAAAAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!! WAAAAAKE UUUUUUUP!!!" Haus shouted. "What?!! Huh?!? Oh, it's you... Why'd you wake me up?" Haus smiled brightly.
//I sold my leaf blower
my two horse power push mower.
Wont see me outdoors this time of year.
This ragweed is gettin' rough
my hay fever's gettin tough.//
"AAAAAACHOOOOOOOO!!!" "Damn it... Quarter's sneezing, that kid's screaming, and I need to sleep." Heero went back to Quarter and Trowels room. Duo and Haus followed him. Well, Duo followed him. Haus just grabbed onto Duos leg and held on tight. "Get off my leg! You've got two of your own! You can walk too, ya know." Haus smiled up at Duo. "Argh..." Duo walked into Quarter and Trowels room, and saw that Quarter seemed to be better. "Hey, Duo, I think I fixed Quarter." Duo gasped in horror. "Whadidyadotoim?!?" Duo asked. "I just gave him some Sudafed. That's all. Now let's go to sleep! Then tomorrow we'll go fishing or something." Trowel and Quarter were already asleep. Haus ran out of the room and went... Well, who knows where he went. He went somewhere. Heero managed to get back to his and Duos room before falling asleep. Duo layed down next to Heero and went to sleep as well.
//I'm all out of Vicks vaporub
and there's dust everywhere
well enough is enough.
I wanna live where the grass dont grow
a big high rise or a small condo.
If I never mow again it'll be too soon.//
Okay, concerning the song, somehow it got cut off there, so I don't know any of the words past that. Concerning the chapter, if it seemed to be slightly lower quality than usual, I'm sorry. I had to write a chapter in three different fanfics today, and for some reason it wasn't as easy as usual. I was only partially inspired. Too inspired to not write, but not inspired enough to write well. So, once again, sorry. But pleeeeease review!!! I need reviews! Reviews are very inspirational. Bye for now!