To celebrate my four-year anniversary on this site, I've decided to upload thirteen chapters... of utter nonsense. Happy April Fools Day, everybody.

The Season 12 Premiere of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (or called Aqua You Got It). Meatwad has an endocrinology appointment, but the Teens realize they're at some 19-year old Miami girl's house. Note: I made up Tyler (b. February 5, 1996).

When the Atari 2600 can no longer entertain Shake, he hatches a drastic scheme to acquire enough money to purchase a modern console.

Carl got a new car, but it isn't an ordinary one... This is my first fic, so please, review:)

FINALLY I got around to writing this, Ignignokt and Err slash, gah I love it. I was too lazy to make chapters so it's just one. ENJOY you perverts :)

What do you get when you add a temperamental milkshake, a talking pig, and a rap battle? Another episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, duh!

Master shake is tired of Frylock ignoring him. But then Frylock explains that he's bored. So shake shows him some fun. Rated M for a REASON!

Carl has put up with all his neighbors' nonsense for years, but now, he finally snaps, deciding to formulate a plan to take them out for good. Of course, this being Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it won't stick permanently.

To the tune of Kenny Rogers' "Coward of the County" featuring Carl and Hand Banana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Hand Banana's train of thought when he wakes up in the middle of the night morning and reflects on his life thus far with Carl.

School's gonna start soon, and Meatwad is finally allowed to go this year, giving Frylock and Shake the peace and quiet they need...but will it last? Hints of FxS slash, but not the mushy-wushy kind.

Shake begins to think he's the "master"

Shake's reaction to Carl's new relationship. Contains Shake, Meatwad, Frylock, Carl and Hand Banana.

More Carl and Hand Banana cuteness. This tiny story aims to explain the origin of the jacket Hand Banana is wearing in the Unit Patrol Squad 1 intro.

This basically picks up where the Hand Banana episode left off. My interpretation of what happened. Carl and Hand Banana. My first actual story here. Please R&R.

A parody of Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl". It's from Carl's perspective, and is in reference to the "Hand Banana" episode.

ATHF pairings that should NEVER EVER happen

It's Frylock's birthday, and he hopes a certain someone won't forget. FrylockXShake. Early b-day gift for Caitlynisme :

All I have to say, is it's a slash story. SxF, If you don't like it, I don't care, just don't read it. This story is finished.

Your life sounds boring without me in it, Shake thought. You just hate to admit it. First AUPS1 fic!

A human girl, is stuck in space with the Plutonians. In an adventure to get back home, she finds herself getting closer to Emory. What? Oglethorpe and Emory are in human bodies-and they're cute? Human EmoryXOC

A fanfic that parodies dark fanfiction, deconstructs the endings of ATHF episodes and creates World Piece.

Frylock isn't always so goody goody. We all have a naughty/bad side. Rated T for SLASH, drinking, e.t.c.

You'd have better chances of winning the lottery than seeing Frylock smile.

Shake learns a new type of fun, and a new way to get Frylock's respect, all in one! WARNING: Rated M for a reason, no kiddies allowed. If you're not into slash, keep walking, buddy.