CC Comedy Cards

"Hey, Chief!" called Max to the man who was standing by the door. They were in the saloon (or whatever you wanna call it) where Control agents went most of the time. "You want to play poker with us?"
"Ah, sure, Max. Who's playing?" replied the Chief.
"Oh, the usual: 99, 57, Harry Hoo, 10, Sigfried, and me," said Max casually.
"Sigfreid!"
"Yes, Chief, you've met him. He sells ice cream in the park. He..."
"Yes, I know that," said the Chief trying to stay calm. "But why are you playing cards with the head of Kaos?"
"Because he's the only real compatistion(sp?) for 99 and myself."
"I don't believe this."
"Would you believe Harry Hoo, 99, and myself?" asked Max, as he usually did when he hears that phrase.
"Never mind that, where is 99 any way?" said the Chief putting his hand on his forehead. "And Harry Hoo, who ever he is, and 10 and 57 for that matter? Why Sigfried isn't even here either."
"Oh, they're ordering the drinks to bring back," replied Max. "Say maybe if you hurry they'll still be serving the kind with the little umbrellas."
"Who is this Harry Hoo fella?"
"Hoo. You don't know who Hoo is? He's a famous Hawaiian detective," said Max acting shocked. "Maybe Himey will play too."

This is only to keep the category open.