if I am unable to go on the internet to add these new chapters, I'm going
to spontaneously combust. Or just keep writing until I'm finally able to.
Anyways, this is the 11th chapter. Wow. It's set to Cledus T. Judds
'Coronary Life.' Aren't I a genius? Of course I am. And I'm also devilishly
handsome. Well, I'm one of the two. Either handsome, or the devil. Not sure
which. Now back to the point of this pre-fic paragraph. The point is.... I
want you to revew this!!! Now here is the 11th chapter of Christmas,
Christmas.
//Cledus at the kitchen table,
short of breath legally disabled.
Wife walks in she's so surprised
can't believe I'm still alive.//
"So, what are we going to do now that we've finished our fishing? Oh, hey, look! The suns finally starting to come up!" Gufei said. "Well, we could go to Disney World." (Note to self: That is a great idea! Write about the gundam pilots going to Disney World.) Heero suggested. "Right, let's go to Disney World... I don't think we have enough gas. Let's go to Disney Land instead. It's closer." Duo advised. "Great idea! You are quite a dynamic Duo. (I couldn't resist, okay?) And then all the gundam pilots, Trace, and Heesa all got into the car (again) and they began the drive to Disney Land.
//I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy,
that patty melt that you always made me
but I can't eat that anymore.//
"Trowel, are we there yet?" Quarter asked excitedly. "No. Next time you want to ask someone that, ask Heero. He's driving." 7.23 seconds later, Quarter asked Heero "Are we there yet?" Heero shook his head, and then he saw that squirrel again... "Duo. Look over there! That squirrel is right there in the middle of the road!" Heero grinned demonically and then ran over the squirrel. "Damn it! Lucky squirrel..." Apparently the squirrel was drunk, and it just happened to stumble when Heero got close, and Heero ended up missing it by an inch. "I'll get it next time, though..."
//They say grease kills,
tastes good to me.
Day in day out it's all I eat.//
After a long and rather uneventful ride, they eventually got to Disney Land. "Woooooooowww..." Quarter whispered in awe. The small group approached the front gates, and there was a large line to get inside. "I'm not waiting in a line... Everybody get the hell out of the way!" Heero shouted, waving his gun around. (You know, the one made of metal that shoots bullets. Not the other one.) Everyone in the line ran, and Heero led the others up to the gates and payed the admission fee. "Now let's go in." Once inside, Duo demanded that they went on the most annoying ride in the whole place. The gundam pilots, Trace, and Heesa all got into one of the boats, and then they entered the terrible place. "It's a small world, after all, it's a small world, after all..." Heero pulled out his gun again and began firing bullets everywhere. "Make them stop singing! I can't stand it!" Duo was eventually able to get Heero to stop shooting everything, and kept him from doing so again until the ride ended.
//My third bypass, unclog my bowels,
just to clog them again. Never felt worse,
a constant thirst, lordy how my left arm hurts.
I blame my job, I blame my wife for this coronary life.//
Quarter convinced Trowel to accompany him on the Alice in Wonderland ride, and Duo volunteered to go as well. Trowel and Quarter got in a caterpillar, and Duo got in the one behind them. And then someone sat next to Duo... "Hello, Duo Maxwell." He said. "Oh no! It's..... It's..... It's the Duke of Earl!" The Duke laughed. "Yes, it is I. Will you hold my hand until we get off this ride? Sometimes I get a little scared on it..." Duo refused, and then the caterpillar began to move. "Oh, no.... We're getting close to the singing flowers... They really scare me..."
//Cledus on the E.R. table,
vital signs ain't too stable.
hey doc I'm proud of you,
I didn't think that I'd pull through.
Later in intensive care,
I had the nurses laughing there.//
Elsewhere, Heero was wandering around, looking for something to do. Mickey Mouse walked up to him and attempted to give Heero a hug, but Heero dodged. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Heero asked. "You shouldn't talk like that. It isn't polite. And I was only trying to give you a hug! Come here and give ol' Mickey a greeeeeaaaat big hug!" Mickey wrapped his arms around Heero and squeezed him tightly. "If you... Don't get... Away from... Me I'll... Kill you... You big... Fat rat..." Heero managed to get out. "Now, now. That wasn't a very nice thing to say." Heero escaped Mickeys hug and then proceeded to beat him up. Heero punched and kicked Mickey repeatedly, and everyone nearby stopped what they were doing and watched him beat up Mickey. "Mommy, than guy isn't being very nice! He's hurting Mickey!" A little girl said between sobs.
//So thankful blue cross will pay,
for the bills, my IVs, four thousand dollar EKG's.
That's the last
time I'll need
HEO plastique.// (ARGH, I really hate this, this is the most uncertain spelling/word-wise I've ever been...)
"So, you aren't seeing anyone, are you?" Heesa asked Gufei. "Yes I am, and he's right here next to me." Gufei pointed to Trace, who waved at Heesa. "Oh... Well, you aren't seeing anyone are you?" She asked him again. "What, do you have alzheimers or something?!? I just said no!" "You did? Oh, I'm sorry. But, uh, you aren't seeing anyone, are you?" Gufei turned and kissed Trace. "Damn it... I guess it was too much to hope for..." Heesa sighed, and walked off somewhere on her own. Gufei and Trace found there way to a section of the park in which Winnie the Pooh was giving out autographs. "Trace! Let's go see Winnie the Pooh!" Trace agreed, and the two ran to the large yellow bear.
//It's off I go,
to Tae Bo,
to improve my cardios.
It's 'bout time I said goodbye,
to my coronary life.//
"So, I wonder if there are any cute guys around here that aren't gay..." Heesa began her search. She approached every good looking guy she saw and asked "Hi. Are you gay?" If the answer was no, she'd continue with "Are you seeing anyone?" And if they said no again, she'd ask "Do you want to go out with me?" But the answer to that question was always no. "Damn it!" She exclaimed, after she had given up and sat on a bench. "I'm getting pissed off. I'm not going to leave here until I get a cute guy to go on a date with me." Then... Ah, crap... Think of a movie star type person, fast... Okay. Then Leonardo DiCaprio approached her. "Hi." He said. "Will you go on a date with me?" Heesa nearly fainted. "You bet I will!" "Now, keep in mind, I'm only doing this to convince everyone that I'm not gay. And we can't be out any later than 7, because I have a date with my boyfriend at 7 30. Okay?" Heesa frowned, but she agreed, and they walked off somewhere together.
//Sweats pourin' off me at the health spa,
the stair master's wore me out again.
You know I can't believe how much I miss
the way I used to live.//
After Duo, Quarter,Trowel and the Duke of Earl all had exited the ride, Duo asked Quarter and Trowel if they wanted to go on Splash Mountain. "Sure. But only If Quarter wants to go, too." Duo turned his gaze to Quarter. "Well... If Trowel's going, I'll go too." Then the Duke of Earl asked if he could go too. "Quarter, Trowel? Do you think we should let him come?" Quarter quickly said they should let him go too, but Trowel had to think it over for a while. "If he promises not to sing, I guess it's okay with me..." The Duke promised that he would not sing on the ride, and so the four of them went and got into the line for Splash Mountain. "Hey, Heero, you decided to go on Splash Mountain too, huh?" Duo asked when he saw Heero right in front of them in the line. "Yeah... I had to get away from Mickey. He managed to get my gun, and now he's trying to kill me." Duo was puzzled. "Why?" "Probably because I beat him up, but I guess it could be something else." Duo snickered.
//I'd eat red meat,
pickled pigs feet,
always craving somethin' sweet,
my food was fast,
but that's the past,
I can't eat that again.
Areobicise, reduce my thighs,
no more german chocolate pies.//
Gufei and Trace, whiile heading towards Winnie the Pooh, saw a fat woman sitting on a bench, breathing heavily. She looked up at them, and they saw that it was Relena. "They... They said I couldn't.... Couldn't eat any of the things I like anymore. They made me join a weight loss organization. It's called Fat Losers, and I'm supposed to lose fat as a fat loser. But I can't do that without excercising and eating salads and stuff. Can you help me?" Gufei refused to help her, but Trace, being a kind man, gave her a salad. "I don't want a salad! I want pickled pigs feet! And pizza! And greasy, juicy hamburgers! And a tub of whipped cream! And a box of chocolate ding dongs! And a german chocolate pie... Oh, I have to have a german chocolate pie!" Gufei and Trace ran and hid behind Winnie the Pooh.
//I miss my fudge, I miss my fries,
and my coronary life.//
The four gundam pilots and the Duke of Earl went on Splash Mountain, and when the ride ended, the duke left. Then Heero, Duo, Quarter, and Trowel went and found Gufei and Trace, and they went on all the rides they could before they got too tired to continue, and they went and got a hotel room. "Where's Heesa?" Quarter asked before they headed up to their rooms. "I'm right here. Guess what? I just went on a date with Leonardo DiCaprio!" Heero frowned. "Isn't he gay?" "Yes. That's why he went out with me, so everyone would be convinced that he isn't gay." Then Quarter and Trowel went to their room, Heero and Duo to theirs, Trace and Gufei to theirs, and Heesa got a room all by herself, and went to bed feeling very lonely. (Awwww.... Poor Heesa.)
To be continued...
Well, there it is. Don't forget to review it! Okay? All right then. Now I think I'll end this chapter without doing too much more talking. Hope you liked it, review it, goodbye, and review it is all I have to say for now. (REVIEW!!!) Byebye.
//Cledus at the kitchen table,
short of breath legally disabled.
Wife walks in she's so surprised
can't believe I'm still alive.//
"So, what are we going to do now that we've finished our fishing? Oh, hey, look! The suns finally starting to come up!" Gufei said. "Well, we could go to Disney World." (Note to self: That is a great idea! Write about the gundam pilots going to Disney World.) Heero suggested. "Right, let's go to Disney World... I don't think we have enough gas. Let's go to Disney Land instead. It's closer." Duo advised. "Great idea! You are quite a dynamic Duo. (I couldn't resist, okay?) And then all the gundam pilots, Trace, and Heesa all got into the car (again) and they began the drive to Disney Land.
//I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy,
that patty melt that you always made me
but I can't eat that anymore.//
"Trowel, are we there yet?" Quarter asked excitedly. "No. Next time you want to ask someone that, ask Heero. He's driving." 7.23 seconds later, Quarter asked Heero "Are we there yet?" Heero shook his head, and then he saw that squirrel again... "Duo. Look over there! That squirrel is right there in the middle of the road!" Heero grinned demonically and then ran over the squirrel. "Damn it! Lucky squirrel..." Apparently the squirrel was drunk, and it just happened to stumble when Heero got close, and Heero ended up missing it by an inch. "I'll get it next time, though..."
//They say grease kills,
tastes good to me.
Day in day out it's all I eat.//
After a long and rather uneventful ride, they eventually got to Disney Land. "Woooooooowww..." Quarter whispered in awe. The small group approached the front gates, and there was a large line to get inside. "I'm not waiting in a line... Everybody get the hell out of the way!" Heero shouted, waving his gun around. (You know, the one made of metal that shoots bullets. Not the other one.) Everyone in the line ran, and Heero led the others up to the gates and payed the admission fee. "Now let's go in." Once inside, Duo demanded that they went on the most annoying ride in the whole place. The gundam pilots, Trace, and Heesa all got into one of the boats, and then they entered the terrible place. "It's a small world, after all, it's a small world, after all..." Heero pulled out his gun again and began firing bullets everywhere. "Make them stop singing! I can't stand it!" Duo was eventually able to get Heero to stop shooting everything, and kept him from doing so again until the ride ended.
//My third bypass, unclog my bowels,
just to clog them again. Never felt worse,
a constant thirst, lordy how my left arm hurts.
I blame my job, I blame my wife for this coronary life.//
Quarter convinced Trowel to accompany him on the Alice in Wonderland ride, and Duo volunteered to go as well. Trowel and Quarter got in a caterpillar, and Duo got in the one behind them. And then someone sat next to Duo... "Hello, Duo Maxwell." He said. "Oh no! It's..... It's..... It's the Duke of Earl!" The Duke laughed. "Yes, it is I. Will you hold my hand until we get off this ride? Sometimes I get a little scared on it..." Duo refused, and then the caterpillar began to move. "Oh, no.... We're getting close to the singing flowers... They really scare me..."
//Cledus on the E.R. table,
vital signs ain't too stable.
hey doc I'm proud of you,
I didn't think that I'd pull through.
Later in intensive care,
I had the nurses laughing there.//
Elsewhere, Heero was wandering around, looking for something to do. Mickey Mouse walked up to him and attempted to give Heero a hug, but Heero dodged. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Heero asked. "You shouldn't talk like that. It isn't polite. And I was only trying to give you a hug! Come here and give ol' Mickey a greeeeeaaaat big hug!" Mickey wrapped his arms around Heero and squeezed him tightly. "If you... Don't get... Away from... Me I'll... Kill you... You big... Fat rat..." Heero managed to get out. "Now, now. That wasn't a very nice thing to say." Heero escaped Mickeys hug and then proceeded to beat him up. Heero punched and kicked Mickey repeatedly, and everyone nearby stopped what they were doing and watched him beat up Mickey. "Mommy, than guy isn't being very nice! He's hurting Mickey!" A little girl said between sobs.
//So thankful blue cross will pay,
for the bills, my IVs, four thousand dollar EKG's.
That's the last
time I'll need
HEO plastique.// (ARGH, I really hate this, this is the most uncertain spelling/word-wise I've ever been...)
"So, you aren't seeing anyone, are you?" Heesa asked Gufei. "Yes I am, and he's right here next to me." Gufei pointed to Trace, who waved at Heesa. "Oh... Well, you aren't seeing anyone are you?" She asked him again. "What, do you have alzheimers or something?!? I just said no!" "You did? Oh, I'm sorry. But, uh, you aren't seeing anyone, are you?" Gufei turned and kissed Trace. "Damn it... I guess it was too much to hope for..." Heesa sighed, and walked off somewhere on her own. Gufei and Trace found there way to a section of the park in which Winnie the Pooh was giving out autographs. "Trace! Let's go see Winnie the Pooh!" Trace agreed, and the two ran to the large yellow bear.
//It's off I go,
to Tae Bo,
to improve my cardios.
It's 'bout time I said goodbye,
to my coronary life.//
"So, I wonder if there are any cute guys around here that aren't gay..." Heesa began her search. She approached every good looking guy she saw and asked "Hi. Are you gay?" If the answer was no, she'd continue with "Are you seeing anyone?" And if they said no again, she'd ask "Do you want to go out with me?" But the answer to that question was always no. "Damn it!" She exclaimed, after she had given up and sat on a bench. "I'm getting pissed off. I'm not going to leave here until I get a cute guy to go on a date with me." Then... Ah, crap... Think of a movie star type person, fast... Okay. Then Leonardo DiCaprio approached her. "Hi." He said. "Will you go on a date with me?" Heesa nearly fainted. "You bet I will!" "Now, keep in mind, I'm only doing this to convince everyone that I'm not gay. And we can't be out any later than 7, because I have a date with my boyfriend at 7 30. Okay?" Heesa frowned, but she agreed, and they walked off somewhere together.
//Sweats pourin' off me at the health spa,
the stair master's wore me out again.
You know I can't believe how much I miss
the way I used to live.//
After Duo, Quarter,Trowel and the Duke of Earl all had exited the ride, Duo asked Quarter and Trowel if they wanted to go on Splash Mountain. "Sure. But only If Quarter wants to go, too." Duo turned his gaze to Quarter. "Well... If Trowel's going, I'll go too." Then the Duke of Earl asked if he could go too. "Quarter, Trowel? Do you think we should let him come?" Quarter quickly said they should let him go too, but Trowel had to think it over for a while. "If he promises not to sing, I guess it's okay with me..." The Duke promised that he would not sing on the ride, and so the four of them went and got into the line for Splash Mountain. "Hey, Heero, you decided to go on Splash Mountain too, huh?" Duo asked when he saw Heero right in front of them in the line. "Yeah... I had to get away from Mickey. He managed to get my gun, and now he's trying to kill me." Duo was puzzled. "Why?" "Probably because I beat him up, but I guess it could be something else." Duo snickered.
//I'd eat red meat,
pickled pigs feet,
always craving somethin' sweet,
my food was fast,
but that's the past,
I can't eat that again.
Areobicise, reduce my thighs,
no more german chocolate pies.//
Gufei and Trace, whiile heading towards Winnie the Pooh, saw a fat woman sitting on a bench, breathing heavily. She looked up at them, and they saw that it was Relena. "They... They said I couldn't.... Couldn't eat any of the things I like anymore. They made me join a weight loss organization. It's called Fat Losers, and I'm supposed to lose fat as a fat loser. But I can't do that without excercising and eating salads and stuff. Can you help me?" Gufei refused to help her, but Trace, being a kind man, gave her a salad. "I don't want a salad! I want pickled pigs feet! And pizza! And greasy, juicy hamburgers! And a tub of whipped cream! And a box of chocolate ding dongs! And a german chocolate pie... Oh, I have to have a german chocolate pie!" Gufei and Trace ran and hid behind Winnie the Pooh.
//I miss my fudge, I miss my fries,
and my coronary life.//
The four gundam pilots and the Duke of Earl went on Splash Mountain, and when the ride ended, the duke left. Then Heero, Duo, Quarter, and Trowel went and found Gufei and Trace, and they went on all the rides they could before they got too tired to continue, and they went and got a hotel room. "Where's Heesa?" Quarter asked before they headed up to their rooms. "I'm right here. Guess what? I just went on a date with Leonardo DiCaprio!" Heero frowned. "Isn't he gay?" "Yes. That's why he went out with me, so everyone would be convinced that he isn't gay." Then Quarter and Trowel went to their room, Heero and Duo to theirs, Trace and Gufei to theirs, and Heesa got a room all by herself, and went to bed feeling very lonely. (Awwww.... Poor Heesa.)
To be continued...
Well, there it is. Don't forget to review it! Okay? All right then. Now I think I'll end this chapter without doing too much more talking. Hope you liked it, review it, goodbye, and review it is all I have to say for now. (REVIEW!!!) Byebye.