Argh... This is the third time I've had to rewrite this opening paragraph. I don't know why. I never rewrite anything else. Always the opening and ending paragraphs... Ah, whatever. This is the 12th chapter to Christmas, Christmas. It is set to Cledus T. Judds 'Every Light in the House is Blown.' Read and review, people, read and review... Doesn't that just annoy the crap out of you when people do that? They say something, they say the name of who they're talking to, and then they repeat what they just said. Annoooooooooying! Well, anyways, here is the next chapter...
//I told you I'd leave some flares on,
in case you ever wanted to find my home.//
It was the night before 3 weeks after Christmas, and all through the Disney Land hotel not a creature was stirring except five gundam pilots, an old lady, and a stencil maker/chef. "Hey, Heero? What're we gonna do next?" Duo asked. Heero removed a few sheets of paper from his suitcase. "Hmmm... Well, it says here that the author is completely out of ideas. And he isn't quite sure what to write about concerning 'Every Light in the House is Blown.' Therefore he is just going to write the song lyrics in between paragraphs, and they shall have nothing to do with the actual fic itself." Duo nodded his head. "Interesting... Uh... Heero, I'm hungry." "Uh... Well, get something to eat. Here in the fine print it says... Hmmm... This is interesting. The song may actually have something to do with the fic..."
//You frowned and said well the dang law should arrest ya.
Now this old house keeps fallin' apart,
so I went down to the local Wal Mart
and bought this coal and lantern to impress ya.//
Duo remembered something and grabbed Heero by the arm. "Heero, we're going downstairs!" Duo ran from the room and down 6 floors dragging Heero behind him. Once they got to the lobby, they found that Quarter and Trace had had the same idea. Quarter had dragged Trowel downstairs, and Trace had forced Gufei and Heesa to go with him. "We get to have breakfast with the guys in the dorky costumes! Yay!" The gundam piltos (and Heesa and Trace) walked around the park looking for the correct building. Once they found it, they entered and sat at a table where they were soon joined by Goofy and a chipmunk with a red nose. "Hey, chipmunk dude, who're you?" Duo asked. A mechanical voice emanated from the things mouth and said "I am Chip." Duo nodded his head. "Oh, from the rescue rangers."
//Cause every light in the house is blown.
I keep on a clappin' but they dont clap on,
the house looks like where the ______ live,
there's really no point to pay the power bill.//
Once they had all eaten their breakfast and idly chatted with some of the more bored costumed poeple, the gundam pilots, Heesa, and Trace decided to leave. Trace was the first one to the door, but when he reached it, it would not open. Then the lights went out. "It's a trap!!' Heero yelled, and then ran around hitting eeryone in the room wearing a costume. He hit the chipmunk costume, and sparks flew from its head. "What the hell?! That isn't supposed to happen!" Several more chipmunks entered the room. "We are the chippydroids. We were sent here by our master, the squirrel you have been trying to kill." One of the chipmunks said. "Damn it... We're trapped in here with some of that squirrels assassins..." Trowel said. Then the most horrible, terrible being in the entire universe entered the room, dragging a tied up and gagged person behind him.
//'Cause every light in the house is blown.
The numbers wont even light up on my telephone,
'cause every light in the house is blown.//
"Gariagaya!!" Quarter gasped. "Yes, it is I, Gariagaya, brother of Mariamaia. (Don't have a damn clue how to spell her name.) I have come here to destroy you all. Especially you, Heero Yuy. Very clever, faking your death like that, very clever indeed... Oh, I almost forgot... I brought someone you may remember..." Gariagaya grinned and held up the person he had drug in behind him. "Duo! But Duo's over here..." The Duo next to Heero fell apart, and the squirrel climbed out of his head. "No, that's just a squirrel inside a robot." The squirrel ran to Gariagaya and attacked him. It bit into his flesh and ripped at him with its razor-sharp claws. "AHHHHH!!! HEEEEEEELP!!!" Then Trace shook his head and sighed. "I told you, didn't I tell you? It's got big sharp teeth, I told you, but did you listen? Noooooooooo, of course not, it's just a harmless little bunny rabbit." The others all stared at Trace. "Oh, sorry, I guess I watched that movie a few too many times..."
//It got awful dang depressing,
the bulbs all blew out one by one,
and I just cant afford right now to replace them.
Until then I'll sit here in the dark,
'cause I can't get this ol' generator to start.//
The squirrel finished its feast and turned its eyes towards the gundam pilots. "Uh... Trowel, you go kill it." Quarter whispered as he pushed Trowel forward. "Hell no! Heero, you go kill it. It's got your boyfriend." Heero thought carefully. "Risk being killed... Or risk Duo being killed... Well, I have a much better record of surviving things noone should be capable of surviving. So I guess I'll go kill it." The chippydroids stepped forward and blocked Heeros way. "Hurry, Trace, act casual!" Heero yelled, and Trace did so. The chippydroids all ran towards Trace. "HEY! Why are they coming after me?" Trace asked as he ran. "You're a nut. So I told you to act casual, and so now they think you're a nut. Which you are. Just not the right kind." Heero focused all of his attention on the squirrel, which stood on its hind legs and hissed at him. (Yes, the squirrel hissed at Heero.)
//I've got four batteries but I don't want to waste them.
'Cause every light in the house is blown,
I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown.
It looks just like where the Clampitts lived
before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills.//
Heeros eyes narrowed into little slits as he stared at the squirrel. The squirrel stared back and continued hissing. Heero took a step forward, and the squirrel prepared to leap. "If you jump on me, I'll kill you, squirrel." Heero muttered. Suddenly Heero had a brilliant idea. "Quarter, listen carefully to me." Heero said, never breaking eye contact with the squirrel. "Take off one of Duos shoes." A few seconds passed. "Okay, now what?" "Now take off the sock." A few more seconds passed. "Okay..." "Now throw the sock over here." Quarter threw Duos sock to Heero, and Heero leapt at the squirrel. The squirrel jumped up at Heero, and the two met halfway through their leaps. Heero held the sock up to the squirrels nose, and the squirrel immediately passed out. "I knew it would work!" Heero shouted gleefully before his face hit the ground. "OW! I forgot I was in mid-leap..."
//Every light in the house is blown.
No more readin' country weekly while I'm on the throne,
'cause every light in the house is blown,
can't see a thang 'til the crack of dawn.
The house looks like where Ben Franklin was born
before he flew a kite in an electrical storm.//
"Hurry! We have to get out of here before that squirrel wakes up!" Heero yelled as he ran towards the door. "HEERO!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!" Trowel shouted at him. "What? Did the squirrel wake up?" "No. You carry Duo." "Why do I have to carry him?" "Because he's your boyfriend, not mine." "Well you aren't carrying anything, so why don't you carry him?" Trowel shook his head. "No. I'm carrying... Uh..." Trowel hit Quarter on the head repeatedly until he fell to the ground unconcious. "I'm too busy carrying Quarter." Trowel picked up Quarter. "See?" Heero mumbled something under his breath and carried Duo out of the building and out of Disney Land, followed closely by Trowel, Quarter, Trace, Gufei, and Heesa.
//Every light in the house is blown,
I was hopin' maybe Trace would float me a loan,
'cause every light in the house is blown.//
Hmmm... Probably not one of the best quality chapters I've written for this fic. But you have to understand that I was completely out of ideas, I haven't written a chapter for this fic in weeks, possibly even over a month, and I wrote this at 5 AM. And I've been thinking about three weeks worth of math and science homework that is due tomorrow that I haven't even started yet... I am in seriously big trouble over that... Or maybe not. Anyways, if ya liked it, tell me. If you didn't, tell me. If you're impartial, tell me. If you attempted to click on a different fic, but accidentally got this one, review it anyways! Then again, if that's the case, you probably aren't reading this... Okay, this is for all the people that aren't reading this; You are all a bunch of retarded asshole. Okay, and for all of you that are reading this, you're my number one customer! Er... Let's see... That was from Jingle All The Way, wasn't it? I watch too many movies... And too many cartoons... And too many tv shows... And too many... Uh... Infomercials? Commercials? Is there a difference? Ack, I've talked too much once again... Oh, by the way, for those of you that care, I've fixed the situation with my boyfriend. For those of you that don't care, [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. And now I will shut up and go... To sleep. *Snore* Oops. Uh... Goodbye for now, people!
//I told you I'd leave some flares on,
in case you ever wanted to find my home.//
It was the night before 3 weeks after Christmas, and all through the Disney Land hotel not a creature was stirring except five gundam pilots, an old lady, and a stencil maker/chef. "Hey, Heero? What're we gonna do next?" Duo asked. Heero removed a few sheets of paper from his suitcase. "Hmmm... Well, it says here that the author is completely out of ideas. And he isn't quite sure what to write about concerning 'Every Light in the House is Blown.' Therefore he is just going to write the song lyrics in between paragraphs, and they shall have nothing to do with the actual fic itself." Duo nodded his head. "Interesting... Uh... Heero, I'm hungry." "Uh... Well, get something to eat. Here in the fine print it says... Hmmm... This is interesting. The song may actually have something to do with the fic..."
//You frowned and said well the dang law should arrest ya.
Now this old house keeps fallin' apart,
so I went down to the local Wal Mart
and bought this coal and lantern to impress ya.//
Duo remembered something and grabbed Heero by the arm. "Heero, we're going downstairs!" Duo ran from the room and down 6 floors dragging Heero behind him. Once they got to the lobby, they found that Quarter and Trace had had the same idea. Quarter had dragged Trowel downstairs, and Trace had forced Gufei and Heesa to go with him. "We get to have breakfast with the guys in the dorky costumes! Yay!" The gundam piltos (and Heesa and Trace) walked around the park looking for the correct building. Once they found it, they entered and sat at a table where they were soon joined by Goofy and a chipmunk with a red nose. "Hey, chipmunk dude, who're you?" Duo asked. A mechanical voice emanated from the things mouth and said "I am Chip." Duo nodded his head. "Oh, from the rescue rangers."
//Cause every light in the house is blown.
I keep on a clappin' but they dont clap on,
the house looks like where the ______ live,
there's really no point to pay the power bill.//
Once they had all eaten their breakfast and idly chatted with some of the more bored costumed poeple, the gundam pilots, Heesa, and Trace decided to leave. Trace was the first one to the door, but when he reached it, it would not open. Then the lights went out. "It's a trap!!' Heero yelled, and then ran around hitting eeryone in the room wearing a costume. He hit the chipmunk costume, and sparks flew from its head. "What the hell?! That isn't supposed to happen!" Several more chipmunks entered the room. "We are the chippydroids. We were sent here by our master, the squirrel you have been trying to kill." One of the chipmunks said. "Damn it... We're trapped in here with some of that squirrels assassins..." Trowel said. Then the most horrible, terrible being in the entire universe entered the room, dragging a tied up and gagged person behind him.
//'Cause every light in the house is blown.
The numbers wont even light up on my telephone,
'cause every light in the house is blown.//
"Gariagaya!!" Quarter gasped. "Yes, it is I, Gariagaya, brother of Mariamaia. (Don't have a damn clue how to spell her name.) I have come here to destroy you all. Especially you, Heero Yuy. Very clever, faking your death like that, very clever indeed... Oh, I almost forgot... I brought someone you may remember..." Gariagaya grinned and held up the person he had drug in behind him. "Duo! But Duo's over here..." The Duo next to Heero fell apart, and the squirrel climbed out of his head. "No, that's just a squirrel inside a robot." The squirrel ran to Gariagaya and attacked him. It bit into his flesh and ripped at him with its razor-sharp claws. "AHHHHH!!! HEEEEEEELP!!!" Then Trace shook his head and sighed. "I told you, didn't I tell you? It's got big sharp teeth, I told you, but did you listen? Noooooooooo, of course not, it's just a harmless little bunny rabbit." The others all stared at Trace. "Oh, sorry, I guess I watched that movie a few too many times..."
//It got awful dang depressing,
the bulbs all blew out one by one,
and I just cant afford right now to replace them.
Until then I'll sit here in the dark,
'cause I can't get this ol' generator to start.//
The squirrel finished its feast and turned its eyes towards the gundam pilots. "Uh... Trowel, you go kill it." Quarter whispered as he pushed Trowel forward. "Hell no! Heero, you go kill it. It's got your boyfriend." Heero thought carefully. "Risk being killed... Or risk Duo being killed... Well, I have a much better record of surviving things noone should be capable of surviving. So I guess I'll go kill it." The chippydroids stepped forward and blocked Heeros way. "Hurry, Trace, act casual!" Heero yelled, and Trace did so. The chippydroids all ran towards Trace. "HEY! Why are they coming after me?" Trace asked as he ran. "You're a nut. So I told you to act casual, and so now they think you're a nut. Which you are. Just not the right kind." Heero focused all of his attention on the squirrel, which stood on its hind legs and hissed at him. (Yes, the squirrel hissed at Heero.)
//I've got four batteries but I don't want to waste them.
'Cause every light in the house is blown,
I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown.
It looks just like where the Clampitts lived
before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills.//
Heeros eyes narrowed into little slits as he stared at the squirrel. The squirrel stared back and continued hissing. Heero took a step forward, and the squirrel prepared to leap. "If you jump on me, I'll kill you, squirrel." Heero muttered. Suddenly Heero had a brilliant idea. "Quarter, listen carefully to me." Heero said, never breaking eye contact with the squirrel. "Take off one of Duos shoes." A few seconds passed. "Okay, now what?" "Now take off the sock." A few more seconds passed. "Okay..." "Now throw the sock over here." Quarter threw Duos sock to Heero, and Heero leapt at the squirrel. The squirrel jumped up at Heero, and the two met halfway through their leaps. Heero held the sock up to the squirrels nose, and the squirrel immediately passed out. "I knew it would work!" Heero shouted gleefully before his face hit the ground. "OW! I forgot I was in mid-leap..."
//Every light in the house is blown.
No more readin' country weekly while I'm on the throne,
'cause every light in the house is blown,
can't see a thang 'til the crack of dawn.
The house looks like where Ben Franklin was born
before he flew a kite in an electrical storm.//
"Hurry! We have to get out of here before that squirrel wakes up!" Heero yelled as he ran towards the door. "HEERO!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!" Trowel shouted at him. "What? Did the squirrel wake up?" "No. You carry Duo." "Why do I have to carry him?" "Because he's your boyfriend, not mine." "Well you aren't carrying anything, so why don't you carry him?" Trowel shook his head. "No. I'm carrying... Uh..." Trowel hit Quarter on the head repeatedly until he fell to the ground unconcious. "I'm too busy carrying Quarter." Trowel picked up Quarter. "See?" Heero mumbled something under his breath and carried Duo out of the building and out of Disney Land, followed closely by Trowel, Quarter, Trace, Gufei, and Heesa.
//Every light in the house is blown,
I was hopin' maybe Trace would float me a loan,
'cause every light in the house is blown.//
Hmmm... Probably not one of the best quality chapters I've written for this fic. But you have to understand that I was completely out of ideas, I haven't written a chapter for this fic in weeks, possibly even over a month, and I wrote this at 5 AM. And I've been thinking about three weeks worth of math and science homework that is due tomorrow that I haven't even started yet... I am in seriously big trouble over that... Or maybe not. Anyways, if ya liked it, tell me. If you didn't, tell me. If you're impartial, tell me. If you attempted to click on a different fic, but accidentally got this one, review it anyways! Then again, if that's the case, you probably aren't reading this... Okay, this is for all the people that aren't reading this; You are all a bunch of retarded asshole. Okay, and for all of you that are reading this, you're my number one customer! Er... Let's see... That was from Jingle All The Way, wasn't it? I watch too many movies... And too many cartoons... And too many tv shows... And too many... Uh... Infomercials? Commercials? Is there a difference? Ack, I've talked too much once again... Oh, by the way, for those of you that care, I've fixed the situation with my boyfriend. For those of you that don't care, [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. And now I will shut up and go... To sleep. *Snore* Oops. Uh... Goodbye for now, people!