In the privacy of a bedroom, Steven and his girlfriend Stephanie sit on the edge of the bed. Steven was a 17 year old anthro Mewtwo. Spiked blue hair, his ear was pierced twice, and he had a barbell through his tongue. All the female Mewtwos at his school adored him. Stephanie was one of those Mewtwos. Steven and Stephanie had fallen in love, and loved to cuddle after school. Today, Steven was hoping they could go a bit further.
"Stephanie?" Steven asked, stroking his paw through Stephanies hair.
"Yes?" Stephanie smiled.
"Would you do a favor...?" He bit his lower lip.
"What is it?" She tilted her head.
"Do you think you.. could.. touch me?" He smiled a bit, motioning to his crotch.
"Well, I.." She thought for a moment. "...Of course." She smiled, sitting down on her knees in front of Steven.
Steven smiled, watching as Stephanie began to undo his shorts and pull them down. Then..
"Er. What is that? It's.. so small..." She pointed to his crotch.
"Uh. I just got out of the shower! Really. Just go on and suck it, it will get bigger.." And just as Stephanie got ready to do so, Leon, Steven's father, stepped into the room.
"Steven I just-Whats going on!?" Leon blinked. Stephanie was startled, and moved off to the side quickly in fear. Leon glanced at Stevens crotch. "My god.. what is THAT? Its a peanut penis!" He covered his mouth, trying not to laugh. Stephanie was also stiffling a laugh.
"Dad!" He frowned, covering himself up.
"My god. Melanie, hun, come look at this!" Leon said to Melanie, his mate.
Melanie soon stepped into the room. "What is it?" She glanced at Steven just as he moved his paws a bit. "Oh my god! Why is it as big as a marble!?" She covered her mouth, laughing.
"MOM!" He yelled, grabbing the covers and covering himself up.
By now, Stephanie, Leon, and Melanie were all laughing.
"I've never seen such a small thing in my life!" Leon cracked up, holding his sides in pain from all the laughter.
"I know! So thats what he wanted the microscope for!" Melanie joked.
"No! That was for my science project!" Steven growled, crossing his arms firmly.
"Oh really?" Stephanie giggled. "Well. I'm going to go tell everyone about your 'science project', see ya!" She ran out of the room, laughter heard shortly after.
"No! Wait! Really, I just got out of the shower!" Steven pouted, standing up but not following her. He sighed, sitting back down.
"What's a-all t-t-the racket...?" Old granny appeared in the wheelchair in the doorway.
"Ack! Not you!" Steven desperately tried to cover himself up.
"Oh d-dear g-!" She saw it off course, and instantly had a heart attack and died.
"You killed grandma!" Melanie ran over to her.
"You bastard!" That dude from the Waterboy somehow said through the window.
"Cool," Leon said, blinking.
Then the city has a nuclear holocast and everyone burns. The end.
Don't ask me why I did such a stupid fanfic. I was bored and Brie convinced me to do this! :/
"Stephanie?" Steven asked, stroking his paw through Stephanies hair.
"Yes?" Stephanie smiled.
"Would you do a favor...?" He bit his lower lip.
"What is it?" She tilted her head.
"Do you think you.. could.. touch me?" He smiled a bit, motioning to his crotch.
"Well, I.." She thought for a moment. "...Of course." She smiled, sitting down on her knees in front of Steven.
Steven smiled, watching as Stephanie began to undo his shorts and pull them down. Then..
"Er. What is that? It's.. so small..." She pointed to his crotch.
"Uh. I just got out of the shower! Really. Just go on and suck it, it will get bigger.." And just as Stephanie got ready to do so, Leon, Steven's father, stepped into the room.
"Steven I just-Whats going on!?" Leon blinked. Stephanie was startled, and moved off to the side quickly in fear. Leon glanced at Stevens crotch. "My god.. what is THAT? Its a peanut penis!" He covered his mouth, trying not to laugh. Stephanie was also stiffling a laugh.
"Dad!" He frowned, covering himself up.
"My god. Melanie, hun, come look at this!" Leon said to Melanie, his mate.
Melanie soon stepped into the room. "What is it?" She glanced at Steven just as he moved his paws a bit. "Oh my god! Why is it as big as a marble!?" She covered her mouth, laughing.
"MOM!" He yelled, grabbing the covers and covering himself up.
By now, Stephanie, Leon, and Melanie were all laughing.
"I've never seen such a small thing in my life!" Leon cracked up, holding his sides in pain from all the laughter.
"I know! So thats what he wanted the microscope for!" Melanie joked.
"No! That was for my science project!" Steven growled, crossing his arms firmly.
"Oh really?" Stephanie giggled. "Well. I'm going to go tell everyone about your 'science project', see ya!" She ran out of the room, laughter heard shortly after.
"No! Wait! Really, I just got out of the shower!" Steven pouted, standing up but not following her. He sighed, sitting back down.
"What's a-all t-t-the racket...?" Old granny appeared in the wheelchair in the doorway.
"Ack! Not you!" Steven desperately tried to cover himself up.
"Oh d-dear g-!" She saw it off course, and instantly had a heart attack and died.
"You killed grandma!" Melanie ran over to her.
"You bastard!" That dude from the Waterboy somehow said through the window.
"Cool," Leon said, blinking.
Then the city has a nuclear holocast and everyone burns. The end.
Don't ask me why I did such a stupid fanfic. I was bored and Brie convinced me to do this! :/