A/n Hello everybody - I am currently still suffering from writers block, and so am writing this crappy little fic in order to get rid of it. Please review - even if it's just a flame for my witless fic.
That is all
Oh no it isn't - sorry…I forgot…don't want to get sued now do I? Right! I don't own anything:
Harry Potter and Co.
The Simpson's plots ( which are hilarious)
Blackadder
Byeeeeeee!!
Elsebeth Fishnips
A Bag of Wank
Harry, Ron and Hermione, along with the rest of the school ( but they're not important) were assembled in the Great Hall. Apparently Dumbledore had called this assembly for some very serious reason. As the headmaster of Hogwarts stood up, the hall went silent.
"Well, thank you for coming. It has come to my attention that not everybody is working to their full potential. Therefore I am distributing lesson cards, so you all can buck up you're acts! The first one… Longbottom, Neville - "
"I Won, I Won!"
"um…no Neville - you're failing English."
"Me fail English? That's un-possible!"
"CUT!"
Elsebeth : Stop the madness!! This fic is a bag of wank!
Hermione: Now really!
Ron : No I think she's got a point…where is this going Elsebeth?
Draco : Yeah it's a bit on the crap side isn't it..
Elsebeth : FINE!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING! I don't even know why I'm writing it! Can't you see??? This fic is a cry for attention! I'm a terrible author.
Draco : I'll second that…
Elsebeth : Now look - if you're going to slag me off, then GET BACK TO WORK! I know what I'll do!!! I'll bring Voldermort into this!!! There we go! Harry Potter can go to school, then have a fight with Voldermort!
Harry : No, I don't think so.
Elsebeth : How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner!! HA!
Draco : HEY!
Harry : No, wait , I've got one! What did the blonde say when he looked into a box of cheerios?? "Oh look, donut seeds!!!"
Hermione : HA!
Draco : Oh I get it! Now I see … you're taking the piss outta me 'cause you're fic is shit - I'm right aren't I? You're pathetic…"
Elsebeth : Pathetic but funny!!
Readers : No not even funny actually… sorry.
Elsebeth : Oh…right…… I see. Well, I'd better go then - shall I?
Harry : yes, I think you'd better.
Draco : Goodbye Elsebeth - We won't be missing you.
Hermione :
"When the sky is dark
And the dogs go bark
When the sky is black
And the ducks go - Quack
When the sky is blue
And the cows go…moooooo
Think of lovely Hermi
She'll be thinking of you."
Elsebeth : That was beautiful…
Draco : I'm a new man…I'm reforming.
And I think I'll end it there 'cause this is incredibly boring and I'm sure you will never read a fic of mine again. And no don't bother reviewing 'cause I know it's shit. You can flame if you want though!
That is all
Oh no it isn't - sorry…I forgot…don't want to get sued now do I? Right! I don't own anything:
Harry Potter and Co.
The Simpson's plots ( which are hilarious)
Blackadder
Byeeeeeee!!
Elsebeth Fishnips
A Bag of Wank
Harry, Ron and Hermione, along with the rest of the school ( but they're not important) were assembled in the Great Hall. Apparently Dumbledore had called this assembly for some very serious reason. As the headmaster of Hogwarts stood up, the hall went silent.
"Well, thank you for coming. It has come to my attention that not everybody is working to their full potential. Therefore I am distributing lesson cards, so you all can buck up you're acts! The first one… Longbottom, Neville - "
"I Won, I Won!"
"um…no Neville - you're failing English."
"Me fail English? That's un-possible!"
"CUT!"
Elsebeth : Stop the madness!! This fic is a bag of wank!
Hermione: Now really!
Ron : No I think she's got a point…where is this going Elsebeth?
Draco : Yeah it's a bit on the crap side isn't it..
Elsebeth : FINE!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING! I don't even know why I'm writing it! Can't you see??? This fic is a cry for attention! I'm a terrible author.
Draco : I'll second that…
Elsebeth : Now look - if you're going to slag me off, then GET BACK TO WORK! I know what I'll do!!! I'll bring Voldermort into this!!! There we go! Harry Potter can go to school, then have a fight with Voldermort!
Harry : No, I don't think so.
Elsebeth : How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner!! HA!
Draco : HEY!
Harry : No, wait , I've got one! What did the blonde say when he looked into a box of cheerios?? "Oh look, donut seeds!!!"
Hermione : HA!
Draco : Oh I get it! Now I see … you're taking the piss outta me 'cause you're fic is shit - I'm right aren't I? You're pathetic…"
Elsebeth : Pathetic but funny!!
Readers : No not even funny actually… sorry.
Elsebeth : Oh…right…… I see. Well, I'd better go then - shall I?
Harry : yes, I think you'd better.
Draco : Goodbye Elsebeth - We won't be missing you.
Hermione :
"When the sky is dark
And the dogs go bark
When the sky is black
And the ducks go - Quack
When the sky is blue
And the cows go…moooooo
Think of lovely Hermi
She'll be thinking of you."
Elsebeth : That was beautiful…
Draco : I'm a new man…I'm reforming.
And I think I'll end it there 'cause this is incredibly boring and I'm sure you will never read a fic of mine again. And no don't bother reviewing 'cause I know it's shit. You can flame if you want though!