The Stragus Magus Adventure Vol 1

Chapter 5 : The evil erupts. No need for Omega weapon.

The evil demon creature, now known as Ka zi lao Wang, began his revenge attack on Thamasa. He was given stronger powers now, and was a formidable enemy. Meanwhile, across town in city hall, Stragus was leaving with one of his kenny viewing devices, trying to explain to Gungho why this was so important.

"It'll revolutionize the way we think, " explained Stragus.

Gungho answered, "Well if that's your idea of thinking, then your way farther gone than I had originally thought."

As they argued over simple things like why Stragus always Grand Trains Gungho's golf balls just before they make a hole-in-one and where Stragus comes up with all these ideas all of a sudden, the evil demon, Ka zi lao Wang, nukes the building right beside Stragus and Gungho. Stragus's broadcast receiver died in the process and the blast pushed both of them over. Stragus gets up and notices the evil demon and that he just destroyed his invention.

Stragus's anger rose, "Oh my God! You killed kenny!"

Gungho, lost in the moment and pointing at the evil demon, yelled, "You BASTARD!"

"Ha! "Ka zi lao said defiantly, "I, Ka zi lao, will destroy this town that sealed me all those many years ago, and you will submit to my will or die."

"Hmm, " Gungho thought out loud, "not many choices there. Death or submitting to an evil demon."

"Hey," Stragus said with a smirk, "Submission works for me!" Gungho, at this point, if he were an anime character, would have Super-Deformed terribly and fell over, but since he wasn't, he just fell over.

"Stragus! Come on," said Gungho, "we can take this guy. But we should try to get far away from town for safety."

"What are you talking about?" Stragus asked. "We won't let the town be beaten by this guy."

Gungho replied, "its not him I'm worried will destroy this town. Remember the four horsemen incident 10 years ago? The town was so badly nuked it wasn't worth it to rebuild, so we had to move it a mile east."

"That donut-snatching man was asking for it," Stragus said with an attitude, "But anyway, let's get this guy!"

Gungho got out his best 5-iron and began chucking golf balls at him. Startled by his lack of doing any significant damage, Gungho chose an alternative method.

"Stragus," Gungho said, "You take him, and.. uh… take no prisoners."

"LET'S GET IT ON!" Stragus exclaimed as Gungho ran past him in retreat mode, along with the rest of the town. Well, lets just say the townsfolk weren't going to miss the town much, as long as the demon was gone.

Stragus got out his butterknives and assumed attack formation. Ka zi lao used a powerful ki blast and knocked the butterknives out of Stragus's hands and into the next zip code, which Stragus put in place so his telephony idea would kick off better. At this point Stragus almost gave up, but he knew he wasn't licked yet. He didn't know if this guy had tongue anyway. Stragus quickly searched his slightly charred clothes for something he can use as a weapon. Ka zi lao came ever closer and Stragus, lying on the ground, could find nothing but Jello in his pockets, but then Stragus remembered he stuck his soup spoon in his back pocket earlier last week when Relm refused to get him pancake batter. It was quite fortunate for Stragus, because his soupspoon was none other than Omega weapon. This ancient weapon was created for channeling the energy of gelatinous afternoon snacks into a weapon of formidable power. Stragus was loaded on the stuff.

"Take THIS, OLD MAN!" Stragus yells as the energy of consumed afternoon snacks formed a sword of purely plasmatic-based energy. The shock wave pushed Ka zi lao across some distance. The weapon was designed for a specific energy output given the average amount of Jello contained on any one person. However, Stragus was more than maxed out twice over on that energy level.

"I can take you on!" Stragus exclaims.

"I'd like to see you try," Ka zi lao said angrily.

Stragus, lost in the moment of Megalomaniac energy levels, went totally into Super Blue Mage form, which was something not unlike Super Saiyan Level 4. Ka zi lao, still not at all scared of this power, launches an all out attack. Stragus retaliates with the only attack he could think of.

"Jello sword ATTACK!" Stragus warcries, and the energy buildup peaked with Ka zi lao and Stragus launching both attacks at the same time. No one expected to come back to a town, in general, however, the clash of energy at that point didn't even leave LAND for the town to rebuild on. The attack was the equivalent of Stragus casting 500 Grand Trains simultaneously at one point. The moon was pushed 2 miles farther from the Earth.