The Party
By. Tanyakka
This is a story with hidden meanings. There's drama, comedy. romance, comedy, tragedy, and did I mention comedy? It also has an unexpected outcome. An unexplainable plot if ye ken call it that! And most importantly the Scottish Mob is in it!!!
*I do not own the Animorphs they belong to K.A. Applegate. I also do not own the Scottish Mob they belong to Scotland. Any refence to anything from South Park is for humour only. Please do not sue me because I am Poor*
Jake and the other animorphs were at this party and for some reason the entire Scottish mob was there and they were like
"Jacob......Marco......Aximili......Tobias?" And the morphers were like
"What the hell do you poo-heads want?" And the Mobsters were like
"We want you to kidnap Sean Connery for us because its his birthday, ye ken?"
And Jake was like "Sean Connery's birthday?!"
But Marco said "Hell NO!! Maybe Pierce Brosnan but no' Sean Connery. No' afte' tha' movie "Entrapment". We'd definitely get Mel Gibson tho'!!
And Ax said "He was simply enchanting in "Braveheart". Me spine tingled durin' the speech. He made all me hearts beat thump thump like, ye ken?"
Tobias just mumbled "Ye ken???? Enchanting???? Sean Connery's birthday???"
Everyone gasped and Cassie shook him by the collar and said "Do you hav' a problem wi' Sean Connery or his birthday? Ye bette' no' because we'd hav' to mek ye regret i' !!!!"
"How???" Tobias whimpered.
Jake bellowed "We'd mek ye listen to Bjork that Icelandic singer!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobias shrieked and then a piano fell on him. And the Scottish mob said "Och No, ye killed Tobias!!!!" "Ye BASTARDS, ye ken!!!!!" the animorphs screamed and Rachel killed herself while Cassie laughed because Jake was tickling her.
The End
By. Tanyakka
This is a story with hidden meanings. There's drama, comedy. romance, comedy, tragedy, and did I mention comedy? It also has an unexpected outcome. An unexplainable plot if ye ken call it that! And most importantly the Scottish Mob is in it!!!
*I do not own the Animorphs they belong to K.A. Applegate. I also do not own the Scottish Mob they belong to Scotland. Any refence to anything from South Park is for humour only. Please do not sue me because I am Poor*
Jake and the other animorphs were at this party and for some reason the entire Scottish mob was there and they were like
"Jacob......Marco......Aximili......Tobias?" And the morphers were like
"What the hell do you poo-heads want?" And the Mobsters were like
"We want you to kidnap Sean Connery for us because its his birthday, ye ken?"
And Jake was like "Sean Connery's birthday?!"
But Marco said "Hell NO!! Maybe Pierce Brosnan but no' Sean Connery. No' afte' tha' movie "Entrapment". We'd definitely get Mel Gibson tho'!!
And Ax said "He was simply enchanting in "Braveheart". Me spine tingled durin' the speech. He made all me hearts beat thump thump like, ye ken?"
Tobias just mumbled "Ye ken???? Enchanting???? Sean Connery's birthday???"
Everyone gasped and Cassie shook him by the collar and said "Do you hav' a problem wi' Sean Connery or his birthday? Ye bette' no' because we'd hav' to mek ye regret i' !!!!"
"How???" Tobias whimpered.
Jake bellowed "We'd mek ye listen to Bjork that Icelandic singer!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobias shrieked and then a piano fell on him. And the Scottish mob said "Och No, ye killed Tobias!!!!" "Ye BASTARDS, ye ken!!!!!" the animorphs screamed and Rachel killed herself while Cassie laughed because Jake was tickling her.
The End