totoro lets see... disclaimer? hmm... no, I dont own anybody from gundam wing... though i should. hmmm.. nope i dont own totoro either... sorry, im just a loser who dosent own gundam wing or totoro!


A Sing Along With The Gundam Boys

Scene: Complete whiteness. Like a GAP comercial!!
Kat is sitting on the floor, Wufei is sitting little more than 4 feet away.

Kat: Whatchya doin', Wufei?
Wufei: *grumbles* Nothing. What do you think I'm doing, onna?
Kat: *is silent*
Wufei: *is silent*
Kat: *starts humming*
Wufei: *mutters* No, not Totoro...
Duo: Did someone say Totoro???
Kat: Yeah!!
Duo and Kat: Who leaves the seeds
For You to find
Follow them and you will see a treasure there!
Wufei: God help me!
Duo and Kat: Then plant the seeds
And help them grow!
It may seem like a dream
But things are not what they seem
Now begins a new adventure for you!
Kat: come on, guys!
All the G-boys, minus Wufei: And you'll be with Totoro, Totoro!
Totoro, Totoro!
Wufei: *getting louder* Shoot Me!
G-boys:Living in the forest trees, for such a very very long time!
Where you'll be with Totoro, Totoro!
Totoro, Totoro!
You only see him when your very young
A magical adventure for you!
Heero: *in a really pretty soprano voice* Its magic for you....
Wufei: Et tu, Yuy? *shakes head in disgust*
Kat, the G-boys, and now Relena and Pegan: Rain tumbles down
The bus is late
Suddenly a furry wet giant is by your side
Dont be afraid
Wufei: *looking for his katana* Oh, you should be afraid!
Everyone else: Just open wide
Your umbrella for him
Watch him play in the rain
Now begins a new adventure for you!
Kat: EVERYBODY!!!
*The entire cast of Gundam Wing, (yes, Ozzies, preventers, dead guys, even everybodies favorite General Septem) come out holding hands in a circle and start to sing*
Everybody minus Wufei: And you'll be with Totoro, Totoro!
Totoro, Totoro!
And on a moonlight night
He plays his magic flute in the sky
Wufei: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Everybody minus Wufei: Where you'll be with Totoro, Totoro!
Totoro, Totoro!
You only see him when you're very young
A magical adventure for you!
*Heero steps forward*
Heero: Its magic for you....

*Everybody calmly walks away, except for Wufei, who has struck himself unconscience.*


Wufei remained there for a few hours, until he woke up, and Kat had him checked into Arkam Asylum, where he is currently making good progress.