This is my first HA thing that I have ever posted on Fanfiction.net. I thought it would be a good way to introduce myself to Fanfic.net and the way I write by writing a short poem. I hope you like it. :)
Arnold's Weird Day
One day Arnold went to school.
He though the chalkboard was a pool.
He jumped into it, and fell down,
then his head swung around.
Later Arnold went outside.
He thought that Helga was his bride.
He kissed her sweetly, then he left.
Helga then feel down the step.
Later Arnold went to munch.
He thought that Lila was his lunch,
He grabbed her hand, she was in doom.
Lila ran out of the room.
Later Arnold went to Gym.
He thought the teacher looked like him.
Arnold sighed and grabbed his stuff.
Arnold said he's had enough.
Arnold called his grandpa up.
"Hey grandpa you have a sec.
Im confused, confused as heck.
Today I smiled and went to school.
And thought the chalkboard was a pool.
I kissed Helga by mistake
Oh my gosh, for goodness sake!
I thought that Lila was my lunch
and bit her hand, it made a crunch
and now the teacher looks like me.
What the heck is wrong with me?!"
"Oh poor shortman don't be scared.
You just have vision impaired."
Arthor's note - Well, I know it wasn't long, but I think it's good. Tell me what you thing. All comments are welcome.