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Chapter 4: Meeting Trowa and Catharine at Mr. Sutherland's door
After going to the nice lady's house it was time for the G-boys, G-girls, Zechs, Noin, and Une to go to the next door which was Heero's, Duo's, Hilde's, and Relena's biggest nightmare, Mr. Sutherland's door. "Oh no! You know whose house is next!" Duo says in fright. "Yeah Mr. Sutherland's" Heero says. "Hey, Duo, I dare you to go up to his door!" Hilde says. "Me?! Wh…Why…Why not…l…let…let Heero go?" Duo stutters. "Why you scared?" someone says behind some bushes. "Huh? Who…Who is that?" Duo says. Catharine comes out of the bushes pulling Trowa behind her. Catharine is a cat and Trowa as usual is a clown. He feels very embarrassed. "Hey Trowa…" Quatre starts, but Trowa interrupts. "Catharine made me do it," Trowa says plainly. "Don't worry. Duo convinced us to do this too," Sally says, "And look at me! I'm Little Bo Peep?!" "So you must be scared to go up to Mr. Sutherland's door," Catharine says. "Tiss…Not at all!" Duo says pointing his nose up. "Go then," Hilde says. "Aww…alright," Duo says giving in. Duo walks up to Mr. Sutherland's door as the others hide behind the bushes. Duo, with a shaky hand, pushes the doorbell. Ding-dong. A slightly heavy man with glasses, a gray mustache, and gray hair with some gel in it, also known as the meanest math teacher, Mr. Sutherland comes to the door. Duo stutters, "T…Tr…Tri…Trick…. o…or…tr…treat….Mr….Suther….land." "Oh! You want a treat I'll go get you a treat! Hang on a sec," Mr. Sutherland says. Duo sighs, "Whew! He's only giving me candy! I must have made an A on that math test." Mr. Sutherland comes back to the door with something behind his back. What he pulls from behind his back is not candy. Instead it's scissors. Duo knew what that meant, the killing of his hair. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo runs and screams. "Pits sick em boy!" Mr. Sutherland says sending his pit bull after Duo. Duo runs and shouts, "Run!!! Pits is after us!!!!" The others start running as fast as their legs will possibly take them. Heero is falling back from all the weight of the football gear on him and just as he said he takes Duo and holds him behind his back as a human shield and keeps on running as Duo screams, shouts, and kick his legs. Catharine is running on high heels so she gets a piggy-back ride getting away from the dog on Trowa's back. "Run faster Trowa!!!" Catharine shouts. "I'm goin' as fast as I possibly with you on my back!" Trowa says. "Is that an insult?!! Are you trying to trying to say I'm fat?!!!" Catharine shouts angrily. "Uhhhhh….Did you know my real name is Kirby?!" Trowa says trying to change the subject. "You moron!! Kirby is the name of a video game!!!" Catharine says correcting him as she hits him on the head making sure it goes through it goes through his skull. Right behind Trowa and Catharine, Duo is held Heero's back. Pits catches Duo's braid. Duo is trying to take off Heero's football helmet, but it is stuck on Heero's head. All the way up front are Hilde, Relena, Dorothy, Quatre, Sally, Wufei, Zechs, drunk Noin, and Lady Une are running the fastest. Noin is having trouble balancing since she is drunk. She stops and Pits stops in front of her. Noin very drunk shouts at Pits, "DIE SQUIRREL!!!! DIE!!!!!" Pits starts running away from the very drunk woman. Everyone stops running and Duo jumps off of Heero's back. Quatre walks up to Noin and says trying to correct her, "Ummm…. Miss Noin that's not a squirrel that's a dog." "Ah my good friend Duo," she says thinking she's talking to Duo, "That is an overgrown squirrel." "But Miss Noin I'm not Duo," Quatre says trying to correct her. "You aren't are you? Gasp You're Treize Kushrenada!!! Lady Une!!! I just found out Treize isn't dead!!!" Noin says going over to yet another mistaken person which is Wufei. She pulls Quatre over to Wufei. "I'm not Lady Une! I'm not even a woman! That's Lady Une over there!!" Wufei says pointing to Lady Une. "You must be drunk or somethin' cause that's Zechs," Noin says yet again mistaking another person. "I feel kinda woozy," Noin says and then passes out. "Can you get off my back now?" Trowa says to Catharine who is still on his back. "Ok," Catharine says and then gets off.
How do you like it?! Was it funny?! I tried to make the chapters much longer. Please review so I can write Chapter 5!!!
~DeathscytheHeck~