Invader Zina Lands
By, none other than, INVADER ZINA! :D
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: G
*NOTE* I don't own Zim or anything like that, I own just Zina (me) and COZ (my robot)
Everything but me and COZ are owned by Jhonen Vasquez! Yay! MuwHAHAHAHA!... *notices people staring* Ok, i'll stop. heheheheh..
heh...
Chapter 1: The Landing
I landed the ship in between two buildings. Dust and dirt rose everywhere. I walked out and COZ followed in her usual, dopey way. I
looked around. All the HUMANS were inside their homes and the sky was dark. I squinted my eyes and shrugged. "Guess I've been expected
or something," I muttered to COZ.
Oh, yeah! The reason I came here is because I felt like it. I was driving my ship around after I was BANISHED from Irk because I happily
helped my old pal Zim in the first Invasion. I guess I'll stick around a while and cause mischeif. Hehehehe.
Again, I looked around and walked to my ship. I couldn't walk around like how I looked. I looked at the choices of disquises. They always
looked WAY to big to fit on me. I am one of the shortest of all the Irkens, much to my disliking. Soon, I came across a disguise that
consisted of a brown, ponytailed wig and green contacts. I thought, Oh well, good enough. I got the disguise on and looked at dog
costumes for COZ. It came up with a fuzzy white... thing... COZ seemed to like it, so I put that on her.
"Master, is that YOU? Where's my costume? I want one," COZ whined.
"SHUT UP, COZ! Here's yours," I said overly annoyed. I got the dog thing on her and stood back.
"Hmm, good enough," I sighed.
Yet AGAIN, i looked around and saw that there were large homes everywhere. I pulled out the drawing pad. I drew a tiny house that had
weirdly shaped windows. I sighed again. So, I'm not that good of an artist, so what? I thought.
I programmed the pad to grow into the hideous house I had drawn. It sprang out of the ground, and some people leaned out of their
windows and stared. They didn't look as surprized as I thought they would be, like this had happened before. Hmmm... Oh well. Back
to my house.
After my house was settled, I walked in and (well built) robot came to the door and said, "Hello, my perfect Neice!"
I walked in followed by COZ. I sat on the couch in one end of the house. Soon, a knock came on the door. I walked there and standing
in the doorway was a short, green person. They had a look of confusion on their face. He was followed by a small green dog thing.
"Who are YOU!?" I nearly screamed.
"I am Zim, and you are?" he answered still confused.
"...ZIM? *YOU'RE* HERE!?" I yelled as my eyes widened at the name. "It's Zina, don't you remember me?"
Zim got a look of shock and then looked at me angrily. "Are you here to take over?"
"No," I answered. It was my turn to be confused.
"OK. Nevermind," said Zim. He ran down the path to the sidewalk and waved. He ran to another weird-looking house.
I figured that was his home that he created. No wonder people didn't look to surprized to see my house rise from underground! Hahahaha!
"Master, that Zim person left this here. Can we keep it? He likes the Scary Monkey Show as much as me!" said Coz in a high-pitched,
annoying voice.
I turned and saw his small, green dog thing sitting on the couch. There was another knock on the door and I grabbed the
dog thing. I opened the door to see Zim, but before He could move I threw the dog thing at his head. He fell over and the dog thing ran
around in circles. I helped Zim up and apoligized. "You, uh, left it here," I said.
"I didn't leave it here... GIR stayed here." He turned. "GIR! lets go!"
Zim again walked to the weird house with GIR following. I closed the door and yawned. "Whadda weird night!"
I went downstairs though the fridge and fell asleep in my poddy thing.
The End of Chapter 1!
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Whadda ya think? That was a real live night you know. I was telling a true story. No flame mail, or mean post thingys. I AM NOT INSANE,
FOR YOUR INFORMATION! hehehehee....
AIM: invaderzina
email: invaderzina@yahoo.com
By, none other than, INVADER ZINA! :D
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: G
*NOTE* I don't own Zim or anything like that, I own just Zina (me) and COZ (my robot)
Everything but me and COZ are owned by Jhonen Vasquez! Yay! MuwHAHAHAHA!... *notices people staring* Ok, i'll stop. heheheheh..
heh...
Chapter 1: The Landing
I landed the ship in between two buildings. Dust and dirt rose everywhere. I walked out and COZ followed in her usual, dopey way. I
looked around. All the HUMANS were inside their homes and the sky was dark. I squinted my eyes and shrugged. "Guess I've been expected
or something," I muttered to COZ.
Oh, yeah! The reason I came here is because I felt like it. I was driving my ship around after I was BANISHED from Irk because I happily
helped my old pal Zim in the first Invasion. I guess I'll stick around a while and cause mischeif. Hehehehe.
Again, I looked around and walked to my ship. I couldn't walk around like how I looked. I looked at the choices of disquises. They always
looked WAY to big to fit on me. I am one of the shortest of all the Irkens, much to my disliking. Soon, I came across a disguise that
consisted of a brown, ponytailed wig and green contacts. I thought, Oh well, good enough. I got the disguise on and looked at dog
costumes for COZ. It came up with a fuzzy white... thing... COZ seemed to like it, so I put that on her.
"Master, is that YOU? Where's my costume? I want one," COZ whined.
"SHUT UP, COZ! Here's yours," I said overly annoyed. I got the dog thing on her and stood back.
"Hmm, good enough," I sighed.
Yet AGAIN, i looked around and saw that there were large homes everywhere. I pulled out the drawing pad. I drew a tiny house that had
weirdly shaped windows. I sighed again. So, I'm not that good of an artist, so what? I thought.
I programmed the pad to grow into the hideous house I had drawn. It sprang out of the ground, and some people leaned out of their
windows and stared. They didn't look as surprized as I thought they would be, like this had happened before. Hmmm... Oh well. Back
to my house.
After my house was settled, I walked in and (well built) robot came to the door and said, "Hello, my perfect Neice!"
I walked in followed by COZ. I sat on the couch in one end of the house. Soon, a knock came on the door. I walked there and standing
in the doorway was a short, green person. They had a look of confusion on their face. He was followed by a small green dog thing.
"Who are YOU!?" I nearly screamed.
"I am Zim, and you are?" he answered still confused.
"...ZIM? *YOU'RE* HERE!?" I yelled as my eyes widened at the name. "It's Zina, don't you remember me?"
Zim got a look of shock and then looked at me angrily. "Are you here to take over?"
"No," I answered. It was my turn to be confused.
"OK. Nevermind," said Zim. He ran down the path to the sidewalk and waved. He ran to another weird-looking house.
I figured that was his home that he created. No wonder people didn't look to surprized to see my house rise from underground! Hahahaha!
"Master, that Zim person left this here. Can we keep it? He likes the Scary Monkey Show as much as me!" said Coz in a high-pitched,
annoying voice.
I turned and saw his small, green dog thing sitting on the couch. There was another knock on the door and I grabbed the
dog thing. I opened the door to see Zim, but before He could move I threw the dog thing at his head. He fell over and the dog thing ran
around in circles. I helped Zim up and apoligized. "You, uh, left it here," I said.
"I didn't leave it here... GIR stayed here." He turned. "GIR! lets go!"
Zim again walked to the weird house with GIR following. I closed the door and yawned. "Whadda weird night!"
I went downstairs though the fridge and fell asleep in my poddy thing.
The End of Chapter 1!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Whadda ya think? That was a real live night you know. I was telling a true story. No flame mail, or mean post thingys. I AM NOT INSANE,
FOR YOUR INFORMATION! hehehehee....
AIM: invaderzina
email: invaderzina@yahoo.com